Orbiter Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

[glutenfreebooty]

God I hope they're boxers...

He looks like a thong guy.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Fuck you @yawning sneasel look what you've done, man!!

 

[chimpburgers]

Fuck you @yawning sneasel look what you've done, man!!

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(and we all know that resume's gonna be shit no matter what he does, more Sonichen please)

 

[GS 281]

I shouldn't have opened my mouth

Can we break even and you write a resume for the Buffalo Cube?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Can we break even and you write a resume for the Buffalo Cube?

Dr. Buffalo Tekramontisolica Cube
Coordinates X-120 Y-81 Z-2195, Planet Gaus
Email: hello@buffalocu.be
CompuServe: 43293,0917

Seeking to proactively apply my skills to enhance synergies and create win-win corporate solutions!

Technologies Mastered:
MS-DOS, CP/M, Lotus 1-2-3, WordStar, MYM

Education:
Ph.D, Bookkeeping, Southeastern Gaus University
M.Sc, Bookkeeping, Southeastern Gaus University
B.Sc, Bookkeeping, Community College of Western Gaus
Certificate, Bookkeeping, Community College of Western Gaus

Work History:
20XX-Present: Sales Associate, Stride-Rite, The Shoppes At Gaus
19XX-20XX: Sales Associate, Payless Shoe Source, Gaus Fashion Galleria

 

[vittek]

Kengle please take us back to Gaus. We know so little about the planet and its residents and we itch to know more.

 

[GS 281]

Damnit Ken, you were supposed to be working on your resume last night. Instead you were reading click bait and posting this on your facebook. What is this??

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Damnit Ken, you were supposed to be working on your resume last night. Instead you were reading click bait and posting this on your facebook. What is this??

Not only this is pointless shit, it's pointless shit from like three years ago.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

W-we did it, Kiwis:

Is this the updated resume? Fuck if I know.

 

[chimpburgers]

W-we did it, Kiwis:

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Is this the updated resume? Fuck if I know.

Looks like it I guess? Ummmm, okay, Kengle get back to Sonichen plz.

 

[That Guy]

Huh, so now Kengle wants to be a home caretaker?

Seems like the career in accounting is now toast as he's either (a) no longer interested in the field, or (b) no one wants to hire Kengle because of the obvious autism and the inability to finish anything

 

[HickoryDickory]

He should just bite the bullet and become an outsider artist. -- At least then Buffalo Cube could be worshipped by the masses.

 

[chimpburgers]

Kengle's been following Lenny's page and Len has been creeping on Gloria Tesch lately. Hmmmmm.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/kenglelike-png.52057/

 

[GS 281]

Huh, so now Kengle wants to be a home caretaker?

Seems like the career in accounting is now toast as he's either (a) no longer interested in the field, or (b) no one wants to hire Kengle because of the obvious autism and the inability to finish anything

Did you process the quarterlies Englehardt?

I'm workin' on it!

Now I know how Kenny affords to be Chris' eBay sugardaddy. Skimming a little off the top here, identity theft there...

 

[Mister Lister]

I think Kengle might just want to look after his elderly father without resorting to a care home perhaps? Probably not a career move.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Huh, so now Kengle wants to be a home caretaker?

Seems like the career in accounting is now toast as he's either (a) no longer interested in the field, or (b) no one wants to hire Kengle because of the obvious autism and the inability to finish anything

Not necessarily so. He may be doing this to pick up some extra cash.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Not necessarily so. He may be doing this to pick up some extra cash.

Oh, is that what "he's" thinking of doing?

 

[chimpburgers]

Not necessarily so. He may be doing this to pick up some extra cash.

Did "he" not have enough for retirement? "He" is getting closer to that age.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Oh, is that what "he's" thinking of doing?

Kengel has worked as a CNA/Home Health Aide in the past. This is the perfect field to work part-time and pick up some extra cash. What about this do you find so objectionable?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Kengel has worked as a CNA/Home Health Aide in the past. This is the perfect field to work part-time and pick up some extra cash. What about this do you find so objectionable?

Please continue with Sonichen instead of pursuing this line of inquiry.