DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nigel of Ukip]

He’ll probably step lightly with the “slander” part and imply that it was fake/forged. How?

Mate I hope he's ballsy enough to go for his WWE excuse. The papers were from Phil Burnell, but not DarksydePhil Phil Burnell you see? There is another Phil Burnell that lives close to him, goes to the same places and their times match up. However it's not him because it's just not, and as such we slander him by claiming it is him.

Either way he can't be honest about it because it breaks his whole scam, so I'm looking forward to a restream.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

God damn we should've had a poll for the timeframe he would address it.

 

[Fapcop]

*leans forward in his gamer chair, because he thinks it makes him look more intimidating*
Just so you guys know, I talked with the head lawyer of BoA and the highest federal authorities have been alerted!

Odds on “alotta peepul” emailing him behind da scenes (who used to watch his kahntent!) and are horrified at this act of financial terrorism?

Or even better: “Ahm not going to name names, but one of the people in mah banks fraud department used to watch me back in college! *SNORT* He said: Phil! I gotta lotta respect for your 14 year lehgacy on Youtube, and all mah colleagues think this is criminal and fahked up, alright? This what he said a DAHRECT QUOTE! ‘I’ve never seen anything like it, and whoever did this is clearly mentally fucked in the head!’”

(Of course after Phil throws his bank under the bus, explains how their booksmart idiots, and how he has done nothing wrong!)

 

[architect]

I recently found out people have been hacking into my bank account, which allowed them to purchase thousands of dollars worth of iTunes credit. They even drove to all the shops near my house and went on insane shopping sprees. They would also send food to my house like 3 times a day, and I knew that I didn't order it but I always thought, "hey what the heck man, free food!" No, apparently they were using an app called Doordash to pay for it with my own fucking money! And all of this has been going on for years! I had absolutely no fucking idea. No one told me the reason I had no money was because other people were hacking into my account and spending it all.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Odds on “alotta peepul” emailing him behind da scenes (who used to watch his kahntent!) and are horrified at this act of financial terrorism?

Or even better: “Ahm not going to name names, but one of the people in mah banks fraud department used to watch me back in college! *SNORT* He said: Phil! I gotta lotta respect for your 14 year lehgacy on Youtube, and all mah colleagues think this is criminal and fahked up, alright? This what he said a DAHRECT QUOTE! ‘I’ve never seen anything like it, and whoever did this is clearly mentally fucked in the head!’”

(Of course after Phil throws his bank under the bus, explains how their booksmart idiots, and how he has done nothing wrong!)

Maybe it will be another stare down the camera creepily and "mark my words, I'm coming for you" rant.

https://youtu.be/-Jk45IKnsMg

 

[Prince Lotor]

Mate I hope he's ballsy enough to go for his WWE excuse. The papers were from Phil Burnell, but not DarksydePhil Phil Burnell you see? There is another Phil Burnell that lives close to him, goes to the same places and their times match up. However it's not him because it's just not, and as such we slander him by claiming it is him.

Either way he can't be honest about it because it breaks his whole scam, so I'm looking forward to a restream.

I did not anticipate a "Trojan Phil Burnell" angle.

It would be hilarious to get another "This poor guy that these people are doing this too " segment. Maybe he'll reference BrownieGate and the former mod who "basically mindfucked himself".

 

[Fapcop]

he was doing so well just ignoring it, but as usual, he has to involve himself in a pissing contest with strangers on the internet for the 13th year in a row cause he never learns

the same thing happened during bankruptcy, he was told to shut the fuck up until the lawyer gave him the green light, then he started flapping his gums about all sorts of shit, trying to throw his own lawyer under the bus for not filling out the paperwork properly, then his lawyer called him an idiot for believing he could be in trouble for not mentioning he had a cat, then him and his lawyer were best friends again cause she gave him ammo to #owndatrollz when she mentioned all he had to do was fill out the paperwork again, then Phil suddenly became a bankruptcy expert

I can already hear it, some bottom barrel lawyer or BoA new delhi told Phil something generic, and we're gonna hear Phil put words in their mouth to support his victim narrative, like when the journalist had to release a statement saying they had never called anyone "mentally ill", cause Phil said they had

Any links to this bankruptcy golddust? Sounds like there’s some high quality lulz in there!

 

[LolCowCentral]

His bankruptcy was given like a year ago so is the "ongoing legal matter" the foreclosure on his CT condo ?

He can't admit he is blowing his money which is why he can't pay the mortgage on it ?

 

[Fapcop]

Maybe it will be another stare down the camera creepily and "mark my words, I'm coming for you" rant.

https://youtu.be/-Jk45IKnsMg

DAYS THAT THIS DOOD HAS BEEN FUCKED: 330.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Mate I hope he's ballsy enough to go for his WWE excuse. The papers were from Phil Burnell, but not DarksydePhil Phil Burnell you see? There is another Phil Burnell that lives close to him, goes to the same places and their times match up. However it's not him because it's just not, and as such we slander him by claiming it is him.

Either way he can't be honest about it because it breaks his whole scam, so I'm looking forward to a restream.

That would be a sight to behold, but it's too early for him to go full retard like that I think, however since the floodgates are opened in months to come he will come up with increasingly more unhinged narratives. The WWE Champions narrative developed from complete denial to "it's a shithead troll!" to "it's a fan!" to "it's an innocent guy who uses the same username online without knowing about me!"
The Twitch banning went from an unknown reason to da trollz were mass reporting him so much that they had to get rid of him rather than having interns just giving the false trolls reports the Ctrl+A and then clicking "false report" treatment, to da trolls have infiltrated Twitch and illegally got rid of him by breaking the law and claiming that even lawyers were somehow involved in the banning.

While today's prestream rant will no doubt be entertaining, the true entertainment will come from subsequent unhinged rants and insane narratives he'll weave in the following months.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Phil on the pre stream today:

 

[PieceofShet]

Wait. So he went from "might talk about it but now i need to stay quiet to protect my family" to " i will address it" in 24hours? I bet the very slow previous streams has nothing to do with it...

Edit
I really dont see him coming out of this good. He should have just stfu until people kinda forgets.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Maybe it will be another stare down the camera creepily and "mark my words, I'm coming for you" rant.

https://youtu.be/-Jk45IKnsMg

That ‘threat’ is one of my favorite DSPisms.

The lack of energy and testosterone, pale arms down and resting, the “let this be known live on the internet” rant… all of this while wearing an autistic vest.

 

[Fapcop]

My prediction is he will say he was the victim of identity theft, it's a federal crime that was committed against him, he will say he's dealing with it behind the scenes, he will not address the banking info leak, and he will reiterate asking people to please ignore the "drama and nonsense" people are trying to "slander" him with.

Reasons he cannot talk about specifics: it's an "ongoing legal matter", he doesn't want to accidentally give out more information that could be used against him to commit crimes, he has to protect his family from mentally ill criminals, and besides it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!

He will end by declaring the topic verboten in his chat.

Hate to say so, but you’re probably right.

As much as we’re hoping for a contortionist-tier spin of recent events, Phil will try to SHUT IT DOWN as best he can, and get back to his true passion: Begging.

Phil isn’t a good hustler, but he’s wiley and has figured out during the WWE Champions saga that less is more, and “Muh family” and “Muh safety” are easy trump card to play.

If you’re hoping for mental gymnastics, get ready for disappointment. (Though never say never with this fucker!)

But if you for some reason get off on autistic rocking, get the tisses ready and get ready for a fap-fest.

 

[buttmunch]

i hope he just flat out admits to it all and says he has a problem, the mad fag ree'ing would be the funniest outcome

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

This is gonna be good if he tries to debunk it as slander, maybe he’ll just say someone got into the account but is exaggerating or lying about most of the transactions somehow, he’ll play a semantics game about the bot lady over the phone like he did the line app points, and just move on

I really wann hear him try and come up with an excuse on all the money going to apple store, even if he says it’s not on the WWE game, there’s just no logical explanation otherwise for that kinda spending

 

[LolCowCentral]

But if you for some reason get off on autistic rocking, get the tisses ready and get ready for a fap-fest.

This made me laugh more than it should.

If he talks about it he has to immediately shut down the viewing audience because you know they will have questions and comments so the rest of the stream will consist of

"I already talked about this in the prestream so I've had enough with the questions. Stop it now or I'm going to have to ban you"

 

[Fapcop]

Edit
I really dont see him coming out of this good. He should have just stfu until people kinda forgets.

Phil is dumb but he isn’t that dumb. He knows it would follow him, right in his back and neck, like the WWE Champions saga that he was never able to shut down.

Having said that: Would keeping a low profile have been Phil’s best choice? Sure. But Phil is Phil and gotta have the last word.

EDIT: Lordie, I hope he tries to play hilariously dumb like with the Line App.

“iTunes... What does that prove? Anyone could have taken 5 minutes and put fake iTunes charges in there!”

FIVE MINUTES LATER:

“Yes, I sometimes buy a TV show or music on iTunes! I’ve never said I didn’t! If you think that some how proves... Anything ACK! ACK! ACK! You’re just beyond help!”


“I’m not entirely sure, but from what I gather... *STUDIES CHAT NERVOUSLY* OK, so chat says Doordash is an app that you can order food with. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?! I HAVE A PHONE RIGHT HERE! I could call and make an order. And do I look like someone who orders fast food every day? I would weigh 500lb Tuh-heh-heh!”

A FEW MOMENTS LATER:

“SNOWKARL YOU’RE REALLY CLOSE TO A BAN RIGHT NOW! This is your LAST warning! Now did I say I’ve never ever used Doordash? No, I’ve always been hahnest and upfront and even tweeted about it once. Do I order in once in a while when me and Muh wife (Thumbs at door) are busy and tired? Sure! I’ve never said ah didn’t!”

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

THE NARRATIVE HAS BEEN CONCOCTED!
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IT WAS A CRIME AND IDENTITY THEFT BUT ALL THE INFO IN IT IS FAKE SLANDER! SOUND GOOD?

"Guys, there's some things behind the scenes that happened and that I can't talk about"
"..but due to the recent identity theft by KFarts, I have to address it."
"hehe... Alright, here's the thing"
"For many years there has been an extreme amount of money funneled towards WWE champions."
"You remember guys how I admitted on stream before that I used to play WWE?"
"The fact of the matter is that I didn't enjoyed it and matter of factly I said that on camera"
"What you guys don't know until know is that it's not me who's playing WWE champions, as I said I don't like it"
"..but you'll wonder, «Phil, if you are not playing WWE, then who's playing it?» and that's a valid question."
"The person who's been wasting all that money is (cheap sound effect device sound effects) ...."
".... it's Leana, my former girlfriend"
"It is a personal drama that I've been living with it all this time and I am the one get blamed for wasting money"
"She has been using my CC all these years to play gotcha games, while I try to make ends meet"
"I've been struggling all those years to feed my family, which is true and you guys know it"
"Me and my mo... erm wife have been struggling all those years to save some money for groceries, cat food for our catkid Jasper"
"Do you remember Jasper's PP infection? I lied to you that he was "OK" but he wasn't perfectly fine. I couldn't go to the doctor because Leana was doing HH pulls"
"That's all I wanted to address."
"hehe"
"sounds good?"
"OK."
"I myself am a lifelong gamer, letsplayer and since 2017 a live streamer and I have been relying on your contributions to continue offering you raw unedited gameplay"
"How can you contribute to this cause?"
"..."
edit: I lost my train of thought in the middle of it, due to shidding and farding. I hope it doesn't seem too bad

 

[Stationary Karl]

If he was smart he would leave it alone like he has been doing. But he isn't...so....

I think that was the plan, but there is a rumor that the-name-we-can-only-say-in-chat gave him an ultimatum, demanding an explanation. Last stream first complete absence of [redacted] for a long time left DSP scared to death and now he is backed up in a corner, i speculate. Another theory i have is that he needed to tell Kat first, not only is embarrassing that you spend so much money gambling on for virtual .jpegs, he will have to explain her why he can only afford burger king in her birthday, if he has so much money.

My prediction for the pre stream: "trolls committed identity theft and now kiwifartinians are spreading lies, but i cannot disprove or show you anything because it's don't matter, they will not believe, don't MAHTTER. if i show you the bills i paid with itunes gift card they will i use this information to torture and kill jasper".