DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Sorry if , but has anyone actually looked at PP's membership tiers?

Spoiler: Members tiers

There is literally no benefit to joining at anything above Standard at $3.99, other than to have the privilege of giving him more money.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I like how he posted his little tease preview in the middle of the night, likely wasted out of his mind. Like drunk phil had some brilliant explanation thats going to clear this whole thing up. Likely phil will wake up hung over as shit and realize whatever ideas he had last night are pretty retarded and then just tiptoe around it and not really say much of anything during the prestream. If anything he'll play up the "identity theft" angle and not admit to the spending. Maybe he'll give a warning that the bank/authorities are on the case and coming after the person who did it.

He shouldn't have waited until 'the silent majority' was asleep. There is no interaction. 23 likes.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Sorry if , but has anyone actually looked at PP's membership tiers?

Spoiler: Members tiers

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There is literally no benefit to joining at anything above Standard at $3.99, other than to have the privilege of giving him more money.

Dood, do you know how fucking hard it is to think about things like this? DSP has no time to be thinking of excuses reasons to join his upper tiers. Just like he has no time to update his Patreon and the tiers over there.

 

[Sup3r]

Tweets like this highlight just how irredeemable DSP really is and why I didn’t care that the leaker poo touched. At best, he could admit he got caught the fuck out and try to stop blowing all of his money. He could have also just shut the fuck up and hoped people would forget in time.

But no, he has to go on the attack calling other people documenting his shit spending habits slander. DSP is an ass hole to the core.

He has two different addictions, it is hard to kick one, let alone two. He won't stop spending until someone takes away his ability to spend any money.

He needs to lash out at anyone documenting him as he can't have people realise how much he misleads people. He depends on whales, and any new whales won't want to support a rich guy playing poor.

Sorry if , but has anyone actually looked at PP's membership tiers?

Spoiler: Members tiers

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There is literally no benefit to joining at anything above Standard at $3.99, other than to have the privilege of giving him more money.

Classic Phil. Half ass the bare minimum.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Hmm... What if Dave is actually smart enough to use the leaks to his advantage?
"The documents prove that I have to pay multiple bills every week and don't have money stashed away to upgrade my stream setup."
"I'm a matoor adult who has to provide for his family so of course I have to buy groceries and other stuff like booze"
"It's not a big deal that I order doordash from time to time and eating at restaurants is the least thing I can do for my wife since we don't even have time and money to go to the zoo let alone go on a honeymoon".

I bet if he would go this route, combined with the "detractors commit federal crimes to get to me, let me tell you about the time I was laid off in 2009...", his wheelchairs would gobble it up.

Doubt it, if he was he should have bounced on this immediately or as he would say "nip it in the butt".

The first thing I thought when I saw this was "wtf did he do that got his account hard locked in a way BoA only does when they suspect fraud" then I thought "wow he's not lying he doesn't have money to pay his bills"

Now I'm not an accidental con man, delusional alcoholic narcissist, professional victim or e-beggar BUT I would have jumped on this right away with the angle of "look see I'm not lying" and going all yu-gi-oh with the victim cards "see these trolls ruin my life when every they can, they got my account closed. Now I really need that money I really do" "they stole my identity" "see if they didn't do anything wrong how did the subreddit get shut down" "this is a criminal act, I'm a victim. As you see I have no money to fight back", the farts are so mean they think I'm evil cause I can't pay my bills" and so on to the point where the Total Wine and WWEC stuff is drowned out by all the victimhood crap.

IF he was REALLY smart he would go for Super Victim god super victim and pull the ole "I'm sorry not sorry I have an addiction problem and I need help. Thats why I act this way and I can't control it." insert piggy-dile tears.

Would this work on someone here? no. On any person with that thing PP loves but has none of "common sense"? no. Would it work on the wheel chair whales like OIC and the rest? Fuck yeah it would.

I'd also look up the requirements for alimony payouts in washington state per year married....just a thought.

But he's DSP so he'll babbly for 2 hours barely coherently in circles saying absolutely nothing while also contradicting himself every other word banning anyone who askes a question.

I think this is like the """"""""swatting"""""""" where it was a joke at first then "omg you almost killed me" where "allota peepulh" figured Leanna got him to think it was suddenly a big deal.

Either Khet, who I think isn't this innocent horsefly being taken advantage of by the mean piggy but the horse play goes the other way, told him what to say or the most likely scenario is he read the farms for the past few days and if you listen to him i'm sure there's posts in this and the other thread that will "conveniently" mirror each other

 

[Coke Zero]

Sorry if , but has anyone actually looked at PP's membership tiers?

Spoiler: Members tiers

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There is literally no benefit to joining at anything above Standard at $3.99, other than to have the privilege of giving him more money.

And you're lucky to get that. Giving phil money is the real perk. He doesn't have to give his shitbag fans anything at all but he gives them emotes out of the kindness of his heart. Anyone expecting any kind of rewards or benefits for joining his channel are just entitled little kids who don't know how running a successful youtube channel works.

 

[Anal birth]

If it gets on to WWE Champions, he'll say something along the lines of "Do you really think I would've got my bankruptcy approved if I was spending hundred of thousands of dollars on a fucking mobile game??? Fucking stoopid dood". At face value it's a perfect DSPism, it sounds like he's denying that he's playing WWE champions but in reality he's not, he's just denying that he spent hundreds of thousands on it at the time of his bankruptcy, which isn't actually a lie; but for Derich and the Wheelchair boys that's essentially a denial that he plays it.

While this is a singular example, expect the rest of his statement to be much of the same, changing the claims levied against him to be be some twisted, overexaggerated version and denying it in a way that he's not even addressing, let alone denying what people are actually saying he's doing. I've called it the DSPhallacy before in this thread and I'm, again, going to refer to it as such

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

You guys need to stop giving Phil ideas on how to spin this. Phil is a dumbass and seeing him try to come up with the most retarded excuses that don’t even make sense is half the fun. If you feed him some semi-plausible arguments in his favor, he’ll parrot it (we all know he reads this thread religiously), his moronic viewership will eat it up, the tips will flow once more and we’ll look like we’re the actual idiots, imo. Just let the show happen and let Phil dig his grave himself.

 

[Anal birth]

You guys need to stop giving Phil ideas on how to spin this. Phil is a dumbass and seeing him trying to come up with the most retarded excuses that don’t even make sense is half the fun. If you feed him some semi-plausible arguments in his favor, he’ll parrot it, his moronic viewership will eat it up, the tips will flow once more and we’ll look like we’re the actual idiots, imo. Just let the show happen and let Phil dig his grave himself.

Wouldn't it be even funnier if the guy used quotes and excuses verbatim as posts from here?

 

[Coke Zero]

If it gets on to WWE Champions, he'll say something along the lines of "Do you really think I would've got my bankruptcy approved if I was spending hundred of thousands of dollars on a fucking mobile game??? Fucking stoopid dood". At face value its a perfect DSPism, it sounds like he's denying that he's playing WWE champions but in reality he's not, he's just denying that he spent hundreds of thousands on it at the time of his bankruptcy, which isn't actually a lie; but for Derich and the Wheelchair boys that's essentially a denial that he plays it.

While this is a singular example, expect the rest of his statement to be much of the same, changing the claims levied against him to be be some twisted, overexaggerated version and denying it in a way that he's not even addressing, let alone denying what people are actually saying he's doing. I've called it the DSPhallacy before in this thread and I'm, again, going to refer to it as such

I never understood his whole "Do you think I would've got my bankruptcy approved if...?" excuse.

Phil, being retarded with money is exactly how you get a bankruptcy. He acts like it was a reward for clean bookkeeping or something. No phil, spending a bunch of money on retarded shit is exactly how you go bankrupt. If your finances were on point you wouldn't have needed a bankruptcy.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'd also look up the requirements for alimony payouts in washington state per year married....just a thought.

I actually did a spreadsheet on this in the Kat thread. As it turns out, it's most profitable for Kat to divorce Phil around 2027. (Unless she finds a bona-fide millionaire to jump ship to, anyway)

As for Phil's "addressing" of the bank leaks, I'm putting my bet on "They doxed DownFromTheRafters (a stranger) and called it me".

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Wouldn't it be even funnier if the guy used quotes and excuses verbatim as posts from here?

If he was smart, he'd just let us do the thinking for him.

 

[Anal birth]

I never understood his whole "Do you think I would've got my bankruptcy approved if...?" excuse.

Phil, being retarded with money is exactly how you get a bankruptcy. He acts like it was a reward for clean bookkeeping or something. No phil, spending a bunch of money on retarded shit is exactly how you go bankrupt. If your finances were on point you wouldn't have needed a bankruptcy.

The less you think critically about it, the more it makes sense. And we know that Phil's fan's aren't capable of critical thinking, or thinking for long at all for that matter.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

You guys need to stop giving Phil ideas on how to spin this. Phil is a dumbass and seeing him try to come up with the most retarded excuses that don’t even make sense is half the fun. If you feed him some semi-plausible arguments in his favor, he’ll parrot it (we all know he reads this thread religiously), his moronic viewership will eat it up, the tips will flow once more and we’ll look like we’re the actual idiots, imo. Just let the show happen and let Phil dig his grave himself.

They do the same thing when Phil's about to play a challenging game. "I bet he's gonna die at this boss, he doesn't even know you need to do X, Y, then Z". Then I complain they're helping him and someone says he probably doesn't even read the thread.

Guys, please. Let him hang himself with his own words today just once.

 

[DZoomer]

WARNING: If you have a weak detractor heart or you’re prone to major fits of rage over Phil, you might not want to watch his stream today.

If I wanted to “troll” detractors, and laugh at fits of sputtering rage, I can’t think of a better opportunity to throw Phil a 20$ bill.

Just sayin’.

Anyone who gets mad at Phil making money nowadays is as retarded as his paypigs. We have absolute confirmation that it all gets pissed away within days/weeks. Phil will beg until the day he dies, and his fanbase will get smaller and smaller. Who cares if he makes 200 in a day? That's barely enough for gin.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

phil finally gonna talk... gonna be fucking glorious. hes obviously going to lie, so hes just going to dig his hole even deeper unless he does the unthinkable and actually tells the truth

if you have noticed, the past week he has not mentioned his bills or groceries to get money.

i think the OIC departure is the main reason he is finally talking about it. unless OIC gave him some ultimatum to publicly apologise or hes never tipping again?

 

[Anal birth]

Might be worth locking this thread like you do for the marathons today @Surly Muppet

 

[gaarashatan]

THE NARRATIVE HAS BEEN CONCOCTED!
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IT WAS A CRIME AND IDENTITY THEFT BUT ALL THE INFO IN IT IS FAKE SLANDER! SOUND GOOD?

i legit can't wait to see what he says, he probably wont even address it being real or fake. just how its messed up and shouldn't have happened.

careful phil, youve fucked up for 13 yrs now. you should probably at least write down the speech cause you might get fucked from one careless fucking word

 

[clownpiss]

Speculation about Phil having a stroke...I don't know much but it is odd that some have called his left (our right) eye droopy, his nasal passage seems very thin (maybe from a lack of stimulation?) and he talks out of the right side (our left) of his mouth...he definitely has two different things going on with each half of his face...in his own thumbnail too.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is classic Phil seeking out those prestream drama views. Prepare for a big nothingburger consisting of him saying how mentally ill and obsessive da trollz are, and that he can't give any more details because he needs to protect his farmamily.

He should just change the name to PLD Gaming - Pig Loves Drama