KatAgreesWithMe
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It's the trolls! The trolls I tell you! They STOLE his money and spent everything on WWE Champions, gin, doordash and pet food!!!
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Those paypigs are aware of the leaks. They don't care that he lied to them, they only care about us. That's all it is about. Us. Trying to make us look worse that the wheelchairs.
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It's Tomb from Perry Caravello Live, playing both sides like a true puppetmaster.
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So that's what [redacted] looks like. I thought he was fatter.
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Having thought on this I believe he will spin it as , trolls got his bank info - but the leaks are faked , trolls tried to steal his cash and his identity ,
''These mentally ill CRIMIANLS made a fake robot voice , any one could do this !''
''These mentally ill CRIMIANLS made a fake robot voice , any one could do this !''
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DSP is an animatronic being controlled by an actual alien confirmed. It makes sense now. The weird mannerisms and word usage. His droopy face must be the aging latex skin, and bugged eyes/body rocking is the hardware failing.
QwahlityKahntent
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I’m gonna make a bold prediction that [retarded] drops a 4 figure donation during the prestream
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Dave could flat out tell his wheelchairs to go fuck themselves and they'd still give him money. Never underestimate just how retarded these people are.
Don't you lecture me
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If he hasn't given him money already. After his last freakout he'd probably be desperate for a dopamine hit and pissing his money into Dave's three addictions is how he does it.
Somecatchyname
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He is never going to take our advice on anything. If he did he wouldn't be the fuck up he is now or least it wouldn't show nearly as much to anyone with common sense. Also, Phil is so dumb he probably fuck up or half ass doing anything suggested here.
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Hi OIC, can't you steal a better avatar you pathetic cunt?
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Cheers cocker, can't wait for the ten minute James The Lesser video about Phil being held hostage by Katherine and her sister.
Phil is waking up right now, hungover from all the gin he consumed last night. As he rolls over and sloshes in the puddle of gin mixed with his sweat in the bed, he reaches for the bottle again, but he stops for a moment, Phil remembers that he tweeted out that he was going to explain the bank situation.
Phil grunts because he remembers in his drunken stupor, that he was going to blame MechaDSP, an Android built by the kiwifart trolls to make Phil commit horrible financial decisions and play WWE Champions. Nobody is going to believe that shit.
Phil grunts again, his hemorrhoid is bothering him again. He picks up his phone and starts doing some WWE Champions. He tries to focus on the game but he is distracted by the sound of Khet’s heavy breathing downstairs. She is still hungry and Phil needs to stream to provide her mor food before she eats Jasper. This is going to be a rough day for Phil. His life has been tough, it has.
Phil grunts because he remembers in his drunken stupor, that he was going to blame MechaDSP, an Android built by the kiwifart trolls to make Phil commit horrible financial decisions and play WWE Champions. Nobody is going to believe that shit.
Phil grunts again, his hemorrhoid is bothering him again. He picks up his phone and starts doing some WWE Champions. He tries to focus on the game but he is distracted by the sound of Khet’s heavy breathing downstairs. She is still hungry and Phil needs to stream to provide her mor food before she eats Jasper. This is going to be a rough day for Phil. His life has been tough, it has.
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That’s Bill Burnell, the Earth 2 mirror evil
Doppelgänger of Phil, the goatee makes it obvious. His ultimate plan is to capture all 6 golden Hogan pudcards and summon Bujin Goutzodia the ever begging upon the world
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I'm really enjoying these Liquid Phil theories.
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"The game has a bugged jumping mechanic!"
That was my first time seeing the pigroach, good times.
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this popped into my recommends and just find it funny how he admits that back in 2006, he had no money and maxed out all his credit cards to go play street fighter at evo.
15 years later and he's still doing the exact same crap. like phil dude, it's another of your memes that "that was old phil" "I've changed and matured". but you're nearly 40 and you still burn your money like a dumb kid.
TheTractor
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I'm really anticipating the level of lunacy that's gonna be on display today: The giant bug eyes, the geriatric raised eyebrows, Y and T pose, flipping off the camera, He did everything correct, They broke T-H-E L-A-W, My 13 years of positive content, mentally ill humans.
He's going to keep a positive atittude, get a nice 1k cumshot in the snout and end the 5 hours pre-stream with a smug smile.
As long it's not affecting the ''X/150$'' he's not ever going to change.
He's going to keep a positive atittude, get a nice 1k cumshot in the snout and end the 5 hours pre-stream with a smug smile.
As long it's not affecting the ''X/150$'' he's not ever going to change.
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