DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DaveSydeBennet]

I'm really anticipating the level of lunacy that's gonna be on display today: The giant bug eyes, the geriatric raised eyebrows, Y and T pose, flipping off the camera, He did everything correct, They broke T-H-E L-A-W, My 13 years of positive content, mentally ill humans.

He's going to keep a positive atittude, get a nice 1k cumshot in the snout and end the 5 hours pre-stream with a smug smile.

As long it's not affecting the ''X/150$'' he's not ever going to change.

I second this. It’s gonna be like any other drahma schtream but he’s gonna actually have to work for excuses this time.

 

[Sup3r]

As long it's not affecting the ''X/150$'' he's not ever going to change.

This explains why he feels he needs to talk about it. He hasn't hit the goal since it started and wants to be back at 150/150 asap.

 

[Fren]

Did any big Youtuber/drama channel, or w/e you wanne call it, a Video on the situation? I haven't seen anything popping up. Thinking of creators like Keemstar for example.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

While the leaks did show he isn't spending as much on DoorDash as we were all estimating, there is still an inexcusable amount of non-essential spending for someone who is begging every week that they need to pay groceries and bills. And his pathetic mortgage payments that aren't even moving the needle of him paying off his condo. I can't fucking wait to hear how he's going to weasel his way out of this.

 

[PieceofShet]

could be this guy who's been holding DSP hostage and spending all his money, for my own sanity i'm gonna assume that's just his tripod or something, but it would still be more plausible than any other bullshit explanation he could have for us
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Holy shit! Is it... is it Tevin?

 

[UsedUp]

He's gonna go thru gaming schedule, news, then turn on camera for drama, shout outs, 30min bathroom break. Expect 4PM eastern gameplay start.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Holy shit! Is it... is it Tevin?

Season 24 Plot Twist: It really was Tevin's fault!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Eh, he always does this shit after a day off because he's scared of losing any sort of payment from his "fans". He's that forgettable and I don't expect much clarity at all today so expect a lot of politician talk. A lot of talking in circles, not going to say anything, and just a reminder that he's a victim and everything is a lie.

 

[LordPriapus]

Did any big Youtuber/drama channel, or w/e you wanne call it, a Video on the situation? I haven't seen anything popping up. Thinking of creators like Keemstar for example.

Why would they waste their time with a no-name like Phil?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Did any big Youtuber/drama channel, or w/e you wanne call it, a Video on the situation? I haven't seen anything popping up. Thinking of creators like Keemstar for example.

I think Tommy C (if you want to call him a big Youtuber) brushed over it on a stream and Destiny did so as well. I don't think anyone considers DSP relevant enough to make an entire video dedicated to him so the best you'll get is it coming up on a stream here or there.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Pig is in the house

NO TALKING ABOUT DRAMA EVEN IF DAVE DOES!

Sweating @ 75 degrees

Questioning why it's hawt in his office is now a ban

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

THE NARRATIVE HAS BEEN CONCOCTED!
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IT WAS A CRIME AND IDENTITY THEFT BUT ALL THE INFO IN IT IS FAKE SLANDER! SOUND GOOD?

"Don't expect much bc I can't say much," that's just code word for "I can't be honest with you because then my narrative would fall apart."

Why even address this if you can't actually talk about it....lying about this further Phil is only going to spell doom on your part, but again he craves the drama.

EDIT: Pandalee's Tits it's been tough, being a piece of shit....it has. If you could contribute that would uhhhhh make things better!

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Longshot prediction, Phil’s gonna cry on camera today

 

[Comma]

This is 100% an attempt to rake in the pity bucks from the few remaining gullible wheelchairs and trying to get them on his side (again), using his tried and tested tools: blaming everyone else except himself, guilt-tripping and focusing on half-truths. The past couple of streams where he barely was able to breach the $80 mark, and especially the last stream where he got only $20 in tips which was the 6th stream in a row of not hitting the tips goal, is what probably made him panic and come up with this emergency plan.

The funny thing is: if DSP doesn't completely debunk what in the world of fuck the massive amount of Paypal/iTunes payments are, he'll basically only make it worse. If paypigs stopped donating because they now had tangible proof their money is literally being dumped into a black hole, then not explaining those payments will still leave a lot of unanswered questions.

-EDIT- Wheelchairs like this known paypig, Jbreezy:

 

[SPhobos]

What the fuck does "too little too late" mean in terms of his piping hot take on Bayonetta 3? How is a new game "too little"? How is making sure it's not half-finished "too late"? Too late for fucking what, exactly? Dumb gin soaked pig just doesn't want to get his ass trapped in a room again.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

What the fuck does "too little too late" mean in terms of his piping hot take on Bayonetta 3? How is a new game "too little"? How is making sure it's not half-finished "too late"? Too late for fucking what, exactly? Dumb gin soaked pig just doesn't want to get his ass trapped in a room again.

Just like the emo girl that posts on facebook about cutting herself. It's the same with this, Phil uses "bad takes" as a way to hopefully get attention.

Guaranteed he will play it when it releases and retcon the shit out of what he said. So be it, no one follows his dinosaur advice anyways.

 

[Sup3r]

Pig is in the house

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NO TALKING ABOUT DRAMA EVEN IF DAVE DOES!
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Why is he saying Interesting, like he's there to listen to them. Also the fuck is with that "listen before you speak"? The guy asked a question, before dsp said anything, why is he trying to lecture without explaining hims..... Now I get it. It's just a loquacious way of saying "shut the fuck up" to sound smart.

 

[FormerPro]

I swear Phil's pre-stream tracks used to be (albeit terrible) attempts at songs. Like with a melody and everything. The ones he has on now are literally just 45 second clips of him ranting with a random instrumental playing. I imagine the deepest circle of hell to just be a DSP pre-stream on an IMAX stream playing on a loop for eternity.

 

[Ahffline]

This preschtream is going to be boring, par-for-the-course stuff where he vaguely references "behind da scenes" issues and then reframes everything so that he is, in fact, not an irresponsible manchild who refuses to delay any gratification of his id, He'll focus on something inane, like, "Mentally ill shithead trolls said I wasted money on WWE Network, gaiz, and there was no WWE Network in the leaks! DEBUNKED!" in an effort to distract the turnips into paying him pitybux.

Ideally, he would admit to having problems with money, ask his paypigs for forgiveness and vow to change, then move on. Not that he would change, of course, but he could say he'll TRY to change. That'll be enough for some of his cult. If he can scrounge out a tear or two to make it more believable for them, even better.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I swear Phil's pre-stream tracks used to be (albeit terrible) attempts at songs. Like with a melody and everything. The ones he has on now are literally just 45 second clips of him ranting with a random instrumental playing. I imagine the deepest circle of hell to just be a DSP pre-stream on an IMAX stream playing on a loop for eternity.

My uncle works at the UN and he told me that they're thinking of declaring the act of exposing people to Phil's prestream "songs" as a crime against humanity.