Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[MistressCaridad]

He completely expected his book to turn every single Taylor Swift fan into fanatical Russell Greer fans.

Literally overnight, he was expecting her entire fan base to switch over to him. Because the book was finally going to just let him explain.

That's one of the things I find so fascinating about Russ. His view of the world is utterly deranged. In his world every women is supposed to suck him his dick and break up with their boyfriends/husbands because he showed interest. Talent agents are just supposed to give him a billion dollar deal to write pop music because he's disabled. Not to mention everyone is just supposed to forget all the heinous shit he's done because it happened in the past. Dude is window licking insane.

Yeah.

Recently, just for the hell of it, I introduced MrCaridad to the weird world of Russhole Shitlips Greer and one of the first things he mentioned was how fucking presumptuous be entitled Crusty is in the way he approaches pretty much everything. Nothing new to us, for sure, but my normie husband was struck by it right out of the gate.

The whole WhoreBitter thing has been hilarious in part because the fact that she got more than one hooker to pile on Russ and tell him he’s not special, cool or better than any of the myriad johns they service. I know that one called him out during the Danica saga but she could have, in Russell’s trauma lumped brain been easily dismissed as an outlier. Of course, what passes for normal logic and what passes for Russlogic are worlds apart.

(As an aside, shitting up the thread by autistically bitching about people shitting up the thread is gay as hell and there’s a report button for that reason.)

 

[Sasha]

That's one of the things I find so fascinating about Russ. His view of the world is utterly deranged. In his world every women is supposed to suck him his dick and break up with their boyfriends/husbands because he showed interest. Talent agents are just supposed to give him a billion dollar deal to write pop music because he's disabled. Not to mention everyone is just supposed to forget all the heinous shit he's done because it happened in the past. Dude is window licking insane.

I have my own theory about the over-exaggerated trust that he exhibits, regarding his cognitive (and creative) abilities, although he sees the world with little to no nuance, and has faced very public failure more than a lot of time.

He obviously thinks that inside, he's a gold mine. Not only a whore-loving gentleman, I mean, a real genius. Everything this awesome brains comes out with is the finest Intellectual delicacy you'll ever behold.

But there's a problem.
Remember :

It's all the fault of his terrible, debilitating, and disabling affliction.
His ideas are those of the litteral Einstein or Tesla peer that he his, but his slack jaw hinder their expression. They are kind of lost in translation, from disabled genius to normal person.

Oh I can hear you from here, you naysayer, why would a gaping mouth make him write very clearly that Taylor Swift's mum is pig-faced bitch deserving to die from cancer ? And what about 99% of his faits-d'armes, which have nothing to do with his facial paralysis ?
The only answer that comes to mind us that people (not him) are really slow-in-the-mind.

More seriously, it's probably also a case of a really naive world vision : "damn, I can't possibly be dumb and ugly at the same time" . It's not to far fetched to say that he has a childish sense of justice.

Another unrelated thing, why is he crushing this poor girl's arm with his claws ?

Spoiler

There's also something I don't get, he "writes" songs, and we all know the result, but who does the singing, mixing, music video, with acting etc... Is he actually paying people for that ?

 

[DumbDude42]

There's something I don't get, he "writes" songs, and we all know the result, but who does the singing, mixing, music video, with acting etc... Is he actually paying people for that ?

yes he hires studios to produce the actual music, with singers who sing the lyrics he writes, and for the yovanna song he hired a dancer off fiverr to make a music video for the song

 

[The Great Citracett]

And also, he will immediately talk shit and blame the studio and everyone else involved when the song doesn't instantly get him the fame and pussy he thinks it should.

The studio that did his original "I Get You" called him out on this.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I guess that post was deleted, but it seems like I wasn’t the only one who spotted it. This would be fantastic. I’d love him to do this, it would come about him stalking the young daughter on social media, the threat he posted on his own fb, and his accusations that he’s corrupt. I wonder if Skordas could counter sue or something, because he can actually name real damages done to him.

I saw it and rated it optimistic because I really don't believe Russ has the balls to go head-to-head against Skordas but I desperately wish that it would happen because that would be the funniest thing ever.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Someone brought up the fact that Russ's brothel manifesto was brought up during his trial. Erika's lawyer pointed that out because it speaks to Russ's frame of mind. It's possible that the prosecutor was going to dismiss the charges until the book was brought to his/her attention and they decided Russ was a threat to women and needed to be held accountable. Russ probably interpreted this as "we were going to let you off, but you're trying to legalize brothels so we're going to prosecute you even though you didn't do anything." In reality, it shows he doesn't view women as human, so prosecution was warranted to prevent him from escalating.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And also, he will immediately talk shit and blame the studio and everyone else involved when the song doesn't instantly get him the fame and pussy he thinks it should.

Russell should really write a bad review for the court.

 

[Bamanda]

I tried deleting the post and contacting people who replied to do the same, but I suppose it’s too late. I didn’t have permission to spill that info.

There is a possibility that I’ll lose my source over it as they may have been the only person Russell told.

Fuck it, I guess.

I wouldn’t worry too much, I do think he occasional reads here, but I don’t think he does it obsessively. There are things revealed here before even he knows sometimes days in advance so I doubt he’d have caught that and it’s gone now.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russell should really write a bad review for the court.

1 star- The judge totally ignored my awesome evidence and the Kiwis said they bribed her! I'm gonna sue!

 

[Hamsteroid]

1 star- The judge totally ignored my awesome evidence and the Kiwis said they bribed her! I'm gonna sue!

And the worst part: She isn't even hot!

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

D'ya think that the courts have bibs available?

 

[StinkySnack]

D'ya think that the courts have bibs available?

And a high-chair for the lil’ guy.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Russell should really write a bad review for the court.

: The judges HATE the disabled and wouldn't let me explain why they should change the law so I can't be made fun of. I was HARASSED by a lawyer and his client who caused SUICIDES AND A MASS SHOOTING!!!!!!!!!!! I even bought an 8 inch HDMI cable so I could show my awesome evidence and get rid of those good for nothing K*w* F*rms for good.

 

[Narr Then]

I didn't notice his spazzy feet before...wtf is all that about?

 

[StinkySnack]

I didn't notice his spazzy feet before...wtf is all that about?
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Knock-knees are common in people afflicted with moebius.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Knock-knees are common in people afflicted with moebius.

Remember that "dramatic" video he had his brother shoot of him walking down the street? He has an odd posture and gait in the vid. It doesn't help his image that he insists on trying to dance even though his sense of rhythm is non-existent.

 

[Narr Then]

Knock-knees are common in people afflicted with moebius.

I thought if it was that, they'd go the other way, towards the arch? Looks more bowlegged than knock-kneed in that pic, but I've never seen it that pronounced. Like he's doing it on purpose.

And yeah, I know I'm probably very (couple of years?!) late with it, but I hadn't looked too closely at this pic until a PP said about his death grip. I try not to look too closely at any of his pics tbh

 

[The Great Citracett]

I thought if it was that, they'd go the other way, towards the arch? Looks more bowlegged than knock-kneed in that pic, but I've never seen it that pronounced. Like he's doing it on purpose.

And yeah, I know I'm probably very (couple of years?!) late with it, but I hadn't looked too closely at this pic until a PP said about his death grip. I try not to look too closely at any of his pics tbh

He posted a pic of himself practicing his "foot moves" barefoot in front of his dirty mirror and his feet and toes are pretty jacked up too.

Club feet and missing fingers/toes are common with moebius too.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Oh I love the idea of Russ on a motorcycle without a helmet, first, he'd look so cool. He'd probably not notice the 3 ounces of dead gnats, flies, and other flying arthropods stuck into his teeth, nor would he notice the few living green flies laying eggs in his warm and paralysed mouth.
"Hi, I'm rough *spits a mouthful of maggots on his prosti-gf* sorry. I'm Russ."

and if he rode into the wind any faster than 30 mph he'd get a permanent facelift
that said, even if he could get a license he'd probably potter around barely faster than walking speed, and go so slowly around corners that he'd topple the bike the every time, and have to be rescued by a passing good samaritan because doesn't have the body strength to get out from under the bike

Russell should really write a bad review for the court.

there are folk out there who legitimately do this, and it's proper lol:

 

[The Dude]

Russhole's whole body is fucked up, likely because of his Moebius Syndrome. He's knock-kneed and pigeon-toed, his feet and hands appear to be stunted and misshapen, he's got a sunken bird chest and the potbelly of a 55 year old accountant, he's short and scrawny with virtually no muscle mass, so he's got that skinny-fat thing going on, his shoulders are slumped and he slouches so badly that it makes him look almost hunchbacked, he's got weird knobs and lumps all over his face and head, and his facial features are so asymmetrical with his eyes/ears/eyebrows/etc. being on different levels that he looks like a stroke victim sometimes. He looks like he was assembled from mismatched and defective parts, like some kind of fucked up homonculus or a failed experiment of Doctor Frankenstein. But, yeah, he would totally be a 9 or 10 if only he didn't have that pesky facial paralysis!

Shifting gears a bit, but how long do you think Russhole will be hiding under his slimy rock, licking his wounds until he gets over this recent double-whammy narcissistic injury? It's not the first time his fragile, tender ego has taken a major blow, which has sent him into hiding for months in the past. But then again, he hasn't taken many hits to his ego of this magnitude very often. I think Erika taking him to court and winning resulting in Russ becoming a convicted criminal has really been the only other thing to happen to Russ that can compare to this one-two knockout of Twitter hookers mocking and attacking his PAC in a public social media platform, then having his lolsuit dismissed with prejudice by the judge, and all of this happening fairly recently after his Yo Yovanna campaign failed to launch in spectacular fashion and failing yet again to get on America's Got Talent. He even moved to a new frickin' city to get a brand new start on life! Everything should have gone HIS way, and yet it was just one failure after another in such an amount and rapid pace unlike Russhole has ever experienced before. To any rational person these failures were expected and should be something Shit-Lips should be used to by now given he ALWAYS fails. But I'm sure to Russ, having all these SUREFIRE plans all fail in such a short amount of time has been a major personal disaster and tragedy the likes of which he's hardly experienced in his life. So, who knows? It might take him a long, long time to recover from narcissistic injury of this magnitude. He might be gone for a longer time than we've ever witnessed from him. Or he could be right back with his insane schemes next Sunday A.D., as madcap and manic as ever. You just never know with Russ.