Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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This is about chariots of fire
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JUST FUCKING DIE REEEEEEEEEE (totally not a eugenicist)
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Hats off to whoever can figure out wtf this means
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Look out Chris Pratt and by extension conservatives! Bob and the Dominion of Super Troons have your number!
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The gentle and soft voice of mentally challenged man
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Pokemans don't exist and neither does your vagina.
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My troon evolved from a normal type to a ghost type
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Every single one of these men give off Buffalo Bill vibes and, yes, Bob would fuck them so hard. I don't even know if trying to reason with any of them, Bob included, is even worth it at this point but SparkShiftYT tries.
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All of this hate based on one seemingly devout Christian man who's going to voice an imaginary plumber in a fantasy world based on a game from 1985 who's entire code could easily fit in a single post on this site. I yearn for the tism storm that seems to be brewing and I don't believe that Bob has the ability or the willingness to contain it. Hurricane Bob better grow to a category 5 shit storm and not degrade into a weak tropical depression or else I'm unsubscribing.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
"Mario movie is a great idea. How about also a Tetris movie as well?" - Some Hollywood Jew who's life consists only of numbers, brand pull, and hopefully killing himself in a year.
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There was a "sci-fi action" Tetris movie announced back in 2014, but its stuck in development hell as there's been no word on it since.

Apple have a separate biographical film about the development of Tetris coming to Apple TV+.
 
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The problem, Bob, is that Harry Potter wasn't designed to be big. It wasn't work for hire for a IP farm like Marvel.

Rowling wrote the first book, shopped it around, and eventually found a publisher. It was an independent work that found success, and Rowling held on to the rights, a move that has made her fabulously wealthy.

So whats Bob's angle? Copyright law will change to force creators to give up their rights? Movie studios will refuses to adapt books unless they can also buy the book rights? Does Bob think that both creators and studios fucking hate money?
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
All of this hate based on one seemingly devout Christian man who's going to voice an imaginary plumber in a fantasy world based on a game from 1985 who's entire code could easily fit in a single post on this site. I yearn for the tism storm that seems to be brewing and I don't believe that Bob has the ability or the willingness to contain it. Hurricane Bob better grow to a category 5 shit storm and not degrade into a weak tropical depression or else I'm unsubscribing.
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If Robert and his Twitter troons had the courage of their convictions, they’d boycott the Mario movie over Pratt’s casting. But they don’t and they won’t.

Now I kinda wish Pratt would pull some shit that would force Robert to boycott the movie.
 
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Rei is shit said:
Hats off to whoever can figure out wtf this means
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This is all reheated craziness that he posted back in August
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From what I understood here, he means to say that Rowling will at some point sell all her rights to Harry Potter like Lucas did with Star Wars, and the big-ass corporation will then immediately go and (soft-)reboot the franchise into something involving 500% more troons to undo Rowling's TERFery, and that's a good thing. Rowling being removed from Harry Potter and the big corporation trooning the characters will, in Bob's grease-stained eyes, be the biggest argument against authors having control over their creations if the author isn't woke enough.
Basically, he fantasizes about any intellectual property being owned only by "woke" megacorporations who throw in troons and dykes to appease the Twittertwats.
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EnemyStand said:
"What's the story REALLY mean, Miyomoto-san?"
"You jump on fucking turtles. How the hell should I know?!"
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I think there was actually an interview with Miyomoto ages ago when G4 tv was still a thing, and he explained how he was inspired by his old childhood imaginary adventures in the nearby woods when creating the Mushroom Kingdom. He never went into any lore, just fond memories of adventures he had as a kid, and how he wanted to share that with others.

Because that's who Mario was created for - fucking kids, not 40-year old autistic manchildren.
 
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