Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Holy fucking shit, this could be the funniest thing I’ve heard on this site.

I was originially on the ona subreddit before it got banhammered. It’s the reason I ended up on the farms so I’ve been familiar with Fatrick for a long while.

To hear this fat faggot short circuit and carry on for a 1/2 hour with a total projection of his own ego driven, narcisistic inner psyche is gratifying on a level I didn’t expect.

Everything he said he was unconsciously directing at himself. This fucking guy is Lucas Werner level of delusional and self righteous. 10 out of 10 stars to all involved. It’s the first time I have had a real gut laugh in months.

And the best/worst thing from listening to this audio is now I know exactly what tone his tweets should be read in.

Oh. And he is clearly a repressed homosexual.

 

[MilkThePig]

Oh. And he is clearly a repressed homosexual.

That's been my theory for the longest time. There's so much that's mentally wrong with him but I legitimately believe most of his anger comes from being a repressed gay man. Of course the cucking, failure of his writing career, being married to an ugly lesbian and now being utterly humiliated and losing a $100K+ lawsuit don't help either.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

highlight of the call

 

[Akashic Retard]

highlight of the call

Loved this. Also want to point out he spent a good amount of time essentially screaming “SHUT UP!!!” all while calling Josiah a child. Very immature way to act for Fatrick. Maybe that’s what all his tweets would be if twitter was like a phone call and he didn’t have all day at the bar to think of them.

 

[Rustin Parr]

His twitter shtick sounds incredibly camp and gay when he tries to do it in real life. The really sad thing is he is putting on this performance now he knows he is being recorded. It’s hilarious he is calling the person doing the prank deranged when he is the one who comes across that way.

 

[Angry Shoes]

So I don't know what the mods here think but personally I think this is worthy of a feature. The original call was really entertaining to the people who know the lore, but Rick having an absolute meltdown for 30 straight minutes is something the entire site can enjoy.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

It’s hilarious he is calling the person doing the prank deranged when he is the one who comes across that way.

Truly. There's no way that anyone, regardless of how they feel about Fat, could come away from that recording not thinking that he's an insane queen

 

[AprilRains]

I think Patrick was trying to do a couple of things in that call, and by my reckoning he completely missed on both of them.

His campy tone seems to be an attempt to sound like he's in control, sarcastically detached. But the raw red rage ripped from his throat a couple of times during the call undermines that completely. He's not detached and calm. He's furious, defensive, and exposed, and he knows it.

He's also trying to play it off like he's completely owning the prankster. Unfortunately, he doesn't have many ideas about how to do that. He keeps repeating the bit about calling someone child as if it were a viable tactic. And when it doesn't land, he just keeps trying it. There are a few comedians, such as his bête noire Norm McDonald, who can make that kind of thing work. He can't.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

After this call Fatrick seriously has to be downlow gay.

 

[AnOminous]

Speaking of his wife, Pat attended a baseball game with her in the middle of the day. Must be nice to be unemployed and living off fraudulent PPP loans!

Is that his wife? That's a DUDE.

Was going through some old photos on my phone and this one caught my eye. Forget who it is but it's a courtroom sketch of some serial killer. Probably would have been his Twitter display picture if he lived in current year. Quietly now, child.

It's Ted Bundy. He maintained a polite and lawyerly demeanor throughout his trial until he was found guilty. Then the madman emerged and showed the jury the monster they had already figured out he was.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

At approximately 25:29, after being accused of enjoying being fucked in the ass, Patrick lets out the faggiest moan that ironically sounds like he is being fucked in the ass. It happens right after Josiah says "YES IT IS YOU ALREADY SAID IT WAS". The sound has been isolated here:

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[9/11 Airlines]

Jesus fucking Christ. No wonder he gets so triggered when he's called a fat faggot. I had an idea he might be a deeply closeted homosexual. This proves it.

* edited for accuracy.

 

[downloads]

Did he react on twitter at the time of the fifth call? I'm curious if he pretended he wasn't bothered there too while obviously being extremely bothered (and fat)

 

[Flim Flam]

I believe Pat is decompensating and has been for some time.

 

[AnOminous]

I believe Pat is decompensating and has been for some time.

He should just get some dick, as he obviously wants to, and calm down after his dude semen count is at normal levels.

He might have trouble with this, as he is so fucking ugly and has such a repulsive personality that most gay men would refuse to dump a load in him.

 

[KingOfGains]

He should just get some dick, as he obviously wants to, and calm down after his dude semen count is at normal levels.

He might have trouble with this, as he is so fucking ugly and has such a repulsive personality that most gay men would refuse to dump a load in him.

Now it makes sense whenever he simps over Wu. Wants that failed congress run dick. Also wants dick from a real Hugo winner (frank).

 

[Richard Tuggs]

So when Rick claimed to get in that heated argument with the local police over his pepperoni I wonder if acted the same way? Cause a closeted homosexual white male cannibal in a state is just coincidence, but two?

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

Did he react on twitter at the time of the fifth call? I'm curious if he pretended he wasn't bothered there too while obviously being extremely bothered (and fat)

He didn't tweet for 13 hours, then went back to his usual cuntiness. This happened at approximately 8:30PM on 9/11 so his tweets are probably all still up.

 

[Fatrick]

He should just get some dick, as he obviously wants to, and calm down after his dude semen count is at normal levels.

He might have trouble with this, as he is so fucking ugly and has such a repulsive personality that most gay men would refuse to dump a load in him.

Just look at reddit replies or tweets of his whenever he talks about gay people. He has to go out of his way to let everyone know he is straight. I'd be shocked if he ever talked about gay people without bringing it up.

 

[Arocyt]

God damn that was something. Unable to accept not having the last word, pretending to have authority, constantly claiming "you have nothing to say" while repeating himself, as he says nothing, ad nauseam in the persuit of having the last word, it sums him up entirely, it's like every interaction online shoved into a blender. Wanted to hear him tell Patrick "you called me" but he would have just ignored it anyhow.
He had a very Lady Di "no no no no" in there too.

Did this cover all the child insults? Did he ever use fetus, sperm cell or atom? I heard the "child, baby, infant!" all at once