Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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This is like one of those entries from the SCP wiki that are supposed to drive you crazy if you look at the for too long.
I know very little about what an SCP is but godDAMN if we didn't have that rule about spreading our local autism to other sites it'd be funny as hell to plop that one right on in there and see how many people just accept it at face value. Also I just about shit myself laughing at that quote, I'll treasure it forever and have it engraved on my tombstone!
 
I know very little about what an SCP is but godDAMN if we didn't have that rule about spreading our local autism to other sites it'd be funny as hell to plop that one right on in there and see how many people just accept it at face value. Also I just about shit myself laughing at that quote, I'll treasure it forever and have it engraved on my tombstone!
It's just creative writing in a setting.
 
I know very little about what an SCP is but godDAMN if we didn't have that rule about spreading our local autism to other sites it'd be funny as hell to plop that one right on in there and see how many people just accept it at face value. Also I just about shit myself laughing at that quote, I'll treasure it forever and have it engraved on my tombstone!
I've been a contributor to that forum for years in various capacities, and I've always had to restrain myself from making entries out of my favorite internet laughingstocks. I'm probably going to expand on this Lou entry and bring it up to my usual standards, and incorporate some of you other fabulous autists, so stay tuned for that. Honestly, we're just killing time before he gets cancelled for Internet blackface, which is ironic, since Black is the one race he hasn't pretended to be to win slapfights. Hating rap, attacking rappers, shitting on "Filthydelphia," reeing about his neighbors barbecuing and not turning down that damn boombox...why are you so fucking racist, Lou? What did black people ever do to you?
 
so, checking Lou's FA, Lou has uploaded "new" pieces (new being relative as these are the usual Gneech pieces he loves recoloring), confirming that the new OC's name is Diana.
Seriously, lou. Why are you still using that character as your profile picture if you no longer use that character at all?
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(Lou why is your character weirdly proportioned)
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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43819565/ / https://archive.ph/Dogrf archive

That common picture that Lou loves to put as his avatar when he has his "new OC" moment
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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43819985/ / https://archive.ph/QD8vU archive

The classic piece that traces over references that one classical painting. Why is Lou so indecisive on which tiger is representing his anyways? Last time the left one was Lou's troon rights tiger.
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Lou "The Writer" Gagliardi at it again!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43820230/ / https://archive.ph/rhLHO archive

Lou also posted a story in RTF format so I have to take the liberty of copying this all into a spoiler section due to suggestive themes. The story is all-and-all just a generic Gender TF story that you'd find under the "Gender Transformation" tag of FA written by someone who is around 18-20. Interestingly, for an alleged trans woman, Lou seemingly has no qualms with using his "Deadname" to represent a character that ultimately represents himself in a post-Transformation scenario.

"Just once I'd like for everything to go...right."

Those words were spoken as the sound of another kicked fruit can could be heard. The man that kicked it cursed inwardly as he hit his toe off of the sidewalk, the pain evident on his face. Yet another example of everything that had gone wrong for him. Lou had lost his job, a clerk at a video rental store in his hometown, because everyone started to stream everything about six months ago. Being a small town it was hard to find work right now but he tried his best doing odd jobs but had found something stable at the local gas station very recently. He had just finished his shift for the day. Then, as he walked home, his girlfriend of three years, Anna, called. It wasn’t an unexpected call, but being broken up with stung.

Still, he wasn't going to miss the Halloween party this year. Not like he did the previous year when he had gotten sick. Even if his costume wouldn't work well without a partner, he'd make it work. He had to, just for that little bit of joy. Or he'd no doubt go insane. Thankfully, his parents' home wasn't far from the gas station, so he could walk. He hadn't wanted to move back in, but no rent money meant no home of his own.

He opened the front door, not seeing his parents car in the front. The TV wasn’t on in the living room and he couldn’t find the smell of his mom’s meatloaf. Their dog, a pitbull named Daisy, wasn’t even barking. Lou worried that something must have happened as he walked through the single floor home. He did hear the welcoming meow from one of the cats, though he couldn’t place which one.

He didn’t love this household much. His mother had abused him when he was younger and his stepfather did nothing about it. But he loved those cats more than life itself. He walked to their usual feeding place in the large living room, the television left on for their background noise.

"Mom? Keith? Anyone home? Dawn? oh, course you guys are...what's up?"

The family’s cats, all four of them, swarmed him--a cute black and white one, a brown one, a grey one and a mottled tabby. He petted them all, made sure they all had food and then went up to his room. It was odd that even their pit bull wasn't home. They must have had a vet appointment and just didn't tell him. Not a big deal, that’s usually how things in this household went--they did something, never told him. He went down the hall, past the master bedroom, then the bathroom to his simple room. It held a TV, his bed and dresser. A few posters of anthro models. He tossed his bag on the bed, which caused some of the contents to fall onto it, and sat in his chair. He picked up his latest purchase, not really sure what to do with it.

It was a lamp. Specifically, a genie's lamp. At least that's what the clerk had told Lou. It definitely looked promising. Spouted tip, rounded handle, top of it didn't budge. It had a look of age to it, and the gold looked more like bronze. Lou figured he could give it a shine and that'd be that. Not like a genie would actually pop out or anything. After coming back from the bathroom, he grabbed the lamp by the handle and started to polish the poor thing.

"So many years of neglect and abuse..."

As he polished and rubbed the lamp itself started to vibrate, which caused him to raise an eyebrow, and hum unnoticeably to the human ears. A puff of smoke, then another before coming out as a steady stream of black smoke forming into a body slowly.

It was a slender body. Long legs, thick thighs and wide hips. She was a gorgeous anthro panther in looks. Her hair was long and black with blue tints in it with striking green eyes and a friendly smile that did its best to hide her prankster nature. Her clothes formed as she bowed. A red top, slightly see through with matching pants. Her tail swished behind her, a grin on her smile. The bracelets jangled on her wrists as she clapped her hands together.

“Greetings, Oh Master...I am Amani, the genie of the lamp. How may I serve you?”

Lou let out a gasp as the lamp clanked against the ground. He had read stories, but didn’t believe them to be true. But he never thought to actually meet one. The grip on his desk turned his knuckles white, but the genie continued on rather than stop.

“There are certain rules, no wishing for money...well, no wishing to be rich. You can wish for enough money to pay the bills. No wishing for anyone to be forced to love you though, have to respect autonomy. Yes, we knew enough back then too. You can ask to find true love. It always comes from where you least expect it though! And no wish for the dead to come back to life...that’s just..ew….other than that, the sky’s the limit.”

She had seated herself on his bed by this point, one leg crossed over the other as she waited. He rubbed a hand over his face and shook it once or twice. Lou looked her over and then poked the feline’s nose. He cleared his throat before trying to look composed but just ended up looking goofy.

“Okay...hmm...so...Amani. It’s a pleasure. My name is Lou. As for wishes...I really only have one…”

The genie moved to the edge of the bed, fingers in position to get ready to snap.

“I can grant anything you desire, no matter what it is. All you have to do is ask. I’ll just do it in my own way.”

“Okay, well...”

He looked around the room that he slept in, a bit of resentment. Oddly, at the world for moving on and getting rid of his job. His boss, a male fox, for being a skeevy asshole. At himself for letting it get to this point. That’s when he spotted what he was looking for.

It was a simple poster. A gorgeous woman, an anthro lion woman no less. She was a model and Lou knew her name but couldn’t remember it at the moment. She was also a singer, mostly of cover songs. In this particular poster, she was spread out but in a classy yet sexy way. She was wearing clothing but you could see every curve. The genie ran a hand paw through her short brown hair, a smirk on her face as she read her book.

“I wish…”

He paused, trying to think of his words carefully.

“I wish my life was different. I’m tired of being a loser. I’m tired of losing jobs, and girlfriends. I wish my life was more like hers but not hers exactly, that’d be creepy.”

He pointed to the poster on the wall and closed his eyes, not entirely sure what to expect. The genie snapped her fingers and then sat back with a smug look on her face. After several moments, Lou opened one of his eyes and then the other and looked around. He had expected a poof transformation of some kind.

“N... nothing happened. I do...don’t feel any different.”

“No, master. You won’t. Not yet. I wanted to have a little fun with this first. Please pull out your ID...yes, I’m not a very old genie, I know and tell me your name on it.”

He nodded and pulled his wallet out of his back pocket. It was old and worn, about to be eaten by age. He pulled out the card from its holder and stared at it. It was different. Sure, it had his phone number--the bare minimum cell phone plan he could afford--and his date of birth but everything else was different. A new address, new eye color, even a new picture. And it definitely wasn’t human. Or male. Lou looked at the genie.

“That’s not me. My name is Diana...no, that’s not right. It’s Diana...”

The look on his face was one of pure confusion soon mixed with anger. Amani wouldn’t help but laugh, which only made the now apparently former male’s face distort even further.

“I don’t understand. I thought I was going to change beyond a name...?”

“You will, master. Or should I say mistress.”

The door to his former room closed, leaving the mirror for him to watch the changes. He watched his body in the mirror, amazed at what he saw. His ass pushed out a bit more as his back cracked and came into a more curved shape. It hurt, but wasn't life ending. His ass became bubbled as his thighs thickened and molded into a feminine shape. His calves became more muscular as his feet became covered in dark fur that slowly crept up his body. The lighter inner fur crept up more and more as it followed the rest of the body and up to the muzzle that formed out of the former male's mouth, capped by a black nose. Their eyes even changed color, from brown to ice blue and glasses formed on their muzzle. The ears rearranged to the top of their head and two medium size hooped earrings formed in the bottom of the new lobes. The changes were almost done as minor details like nails becoming claws and her voice box changed. Hair was the last detail and it went from a buzzcut and cascaded down like a waterfall made of fire. It stopped just at the top of the new female's tail, a wild and unbrushed mane.

At the same time, a slithering appendage came dancing forth from the base of his back, covered in the coal like fur as well. As the black fur settled, golden stripes began to form. They reminded the newly minted female of Kintsugi lines. Golden lines, thick and shining against the black fur. The design wasn’t anything special and just made her look lovely and exotic.

His belly firmed up as the fur reached his wider hips. Once it hit his crotch, that's when he could finally give a more feminine groan in pain. There was a tingling, twisting feeling as his body and frame pinched and pulled, reshaping itself completely. His crotch felt warm, excited even, but instead of growing like when he and Anna cuddled watching the football game, except it began to pull inward. Seconds later it had vanished entirely in a wrenching, but not entirely unpleasant way. Then his insides were moving, shaping themselves inside his body. He was unable to make a sound at the moment.

Her chest soon began to fill out. It was slow at first as though someone had turned on a faucet to fill a water balloon. Then the pressure increased and they began to fill out. The breasts filled out the shirt until it threatened to rip, ample cleavage on display even in the more masculine pro wrestling tee.

"Whoa..."

She looked no older than Lou's own early thirties but could appear younger if caught in the right light. Her look exuded a soft, but dominant sexiness even in the torn pants and top. Her voice came as feminine, but deep. the type that demanded respect and to be listened to. The last thing to change was her clothing. The top remained the same, though a black, lacey bra formed underneath it. Her boxer briefs became a pair of matching black bikini panties. Her pants, torn and tattered from the transformation process, renewed themselves and became a pair of white, stretchy pants with the word “Juicy” across the backside.

The room started to spin as the new lioness would feel herself begin to pass out. The unicorn genie had already gone back to the lamp, so was of no help. As her eyes closed, Lyta could see that her place had started to change before everything went to black.
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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43831776/ / https://archive.ph/7rq1x archive

HOWEVER: This story is interesting because there's apparently an audience for it? At least, someone who almost commissioned Lou only to mention that they don't have a Paypal account. Located in the above's archive.
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EDIT: no wonder Lou doesn't commission Gneech at all! These prices look like a fucking ripoff with Gneeches art style lmao, what am I paying for in a 75$ flats-only gneech piece when there's far more popular artists on FA who charge less for much higher quality flat-colors art.
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Lou literally used two different names for the same character:
- When Lou looks at his ID after he gets transformed, he says: “'That’s not me. My name is Diana...no, that’s not right. It’s Diana...'”
- The last line of the story: "As her eyes closed, Lyta could see that her place had started to change before everything went to black."
 
@Cable I'm very much not an artist and much less a furry, but I'm fairly certain the first image depicts a misshapen canine and the second a malformed feline. No deformed weasels here, such a shame. Not only Lou is retarded but - despite pissing all his money away all the time - he's a complete cheapskate as well.

Atrocious. Simply atrocious.
It's surprisingly realistic that he went for dumpy fat, not the fetish hourglass.
Still nowhere near as dumpy as His Fattyness.
 
Lou literally used two different names for the same character:
- When Lou looks at his ID after he gets transformed, he says: “'That’s not me. My name is Diana...no, that’s not right. It’s Diana...'”
- The last line of the story: "As her eyes closed, Lyta could see that her place had started to change before everything went to black."
He also forgot what sort of furry the genie was (panther at first, unicorn in the last paragraph). Among so, so many other errors, grammatical and otherwise.

I can never get over the fact that every single time, it's literally just his life. I know that they say write what you know, but when all you know is being a fat slovenly permavirgin in mom's basement maybe try and stretch yourself a little creatively (I should give him credit, he DID try to write having been touched by a woman ever, which I know he has no experience with).
 
Anyone who skips reading the posts with Lou's literature is seriously missing out. I love reading his stories, they're absolutely atrocious. Tenses all over the place, glaring contradictions... name any elementary school-tier writing mistake, and 30+year old Lou's got 100 of them in one short story.


The living room TV was off. Next paragraph, living room TV was left on.

Genie's long black hair was suddenly short and brown.

Genie has rules for her wishes, but also she'll grant whatever you want 2 sentences later.

As someone else said, the names.

There are so many more but this is a PITA on mobile. At least its true to life, Lou would spend what precious little money he has on something and then toss it on the floor. What bothers me the most... Since when did we start printing phone numbers on photo ID cards?
 
Considering the number of things that are wildly inconsistent in terms of names/species/etc, I think that Lou honestly just has like, one mad-libs word doc with this basic self-insert fantasy in it and then just goes and fills it out with whatever his latest identity crisis is. Every story he's ever written is just 'literally just Lou is a sad sack loser just like irl, has backstory that's just his life, and then becomes a big titty tiger via either wierd tranny shit or aliens/genie'. He seriously is probably just going and replacing the name, species, and Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Way description every time.

I wish he would ever write more than the 'oh noooooooo, l have boobies, this is so humiliating and hot because being a woman is a punishment' part, because I want to see the ridiculous Mary Sue aftermath where everyone is tripping over themselves to tell him how hot he is and he has no backlash from anyone ever.
I wanna see the full depths of how deluded he is.
 
Lou, like many people, are mad that Chris Pratt is playing Mario in the upcoming Super Mario Bros movement due to him subscribing to an anti-gay church with a history of pedophilia, being pretty proud of getting an HR complaint letter after flashing a female co-star, and follows various right wing people and organizations on Instagram like Turning Point USA or Dan Crenshaw.
If you're gonna be mad at anyone Lou, be mad at Nintendo. They approve the casting choices.
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Corn Pop??
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Lou tells people to ask for the truth, which is funny considering when people give him truths it's a coin flip on whether or not he'll meltdown and accuse them of being us.
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Jesus Christ, Lou. They're teenagers in that TV Show. They all literally go to a high school.
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Lou is fat and I would not have sex with him.
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Lou is so fat that he developed a fetish for it
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https://archive.ph/HDCKT (Uncensored Picture)

Lou is bummed that not many artists will draw his fetishes though, as they've apparently been told "ew" on multiple occasions
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Fucksake, how is it that Louie is so unfailingly capable of making the same lumpy, misshapen titanic tiddy tiger mutant look like an extinction level disaster in so many various ways? Every time he changes those same few drawings it always comes out as some new fresh Hell nightmare. How does he do it? Is it because he's a cheap-fuck when it comes to his furfag "art" and only ever hires incompetent artists? Or is it because Louie is such a retard that he's incapable of conveying his character ideas and desires to the artist in an understandable way that the artist can translate into an aesthetically coherent drawing? Or is it that Louie's own artistic abilities are so childishly insufficient that any time he tries to apply some new color scheme to the same old drawings it always turns to eye-raping shit? It's fucking uncanny.
 
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