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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

By the looks of it she ironed them too, like the big manly burly man she is.

I see Neck is still simping for the vagina owner. I must say that I did not see a Bonnie-Kindness-Neck triangle (where Kevin gets none lol) coming...

Toss Wedge in the Isla-mix as well and Kev's gonna end up cucked out of everything. Poor boy can seethe and cope as much as he wants when some of his current situation might have been avoided by some dilating.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Yeah. Alyssa really brought out the inner frat boys of these stunning&brave womxn.

Biology.... what a concept!

The exceptions being the actually gay ones, Pennywise and Sky.

I posit that AGPs like Penny aren't really gay; they're just at the extreme end of male self-absorbedness, to the point where they absolutely would fuck an opposite-gender fraternal twin due to the similarities.

Sky? He's just a normal sad fag who's been sucked into a world that isn't really his.

And obviously the Outer Courtyard Serf Troons who aren't even allowed to lay their eyes upon the beatiful Lady Kindness.

The yard peons probably walk on eggshells around her, or are avoiding her outright, lest they induce a rage-seizure.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I posit that AGPs like Penny aren't really gay; they're just at the extreme end of male self-absorbedness, to the point where they absolutely would fuck an opposite-gender fraternal twin due to their similarities.

Read Pennywise' blog posts in Kev's thread. There's strong evidence he's a self-loathing gay man, not a pornsick AGP coomer like Kev.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Read Pennywise' blog posts in Kev's thread. There's strong evidence he's a self-loathing gay man, not a pornsick AGP coomer like Kev.

Probably so, but self-loathing doesn't make one gay (or un-gay); it just means he's more self-aware than Kevy, and plays off his AGPness as simple tranny faggotry because he's secretly disgusted with himself.

Kev just doesn't have that capacity, as we have unfortunately seen.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Probably so, but self-loathing doesn't make one gay (or un-gay); it just means he's more self-aware than Kevy.

Point is he isn't doing it for fetishistic reasons unlike Kev or Wedge.

 

[BiggerChungus]

At least they've got the food poisoning/bioterrorism part of Rajneeshpuram down between the kitchen and Kevin's amhole.

This is a big part of why Kindness probably doesn't want to leave - it's not just about mooching and being Bonnie's heartsweet, it's probably her only experience of being both the prettiest belle at the cotillion and the most functional adult in the room (when it comes to housework, or if she hangs out with Kevin and Jen while the others are out tranching).

Really, despite being a methed-out bipolar schizo with excessive body hair who enjoys sitting in a corner talking to herself, she's still the most sexually desirable and socially competent/adjusted person at the Tranch. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

... she's still the most sexually desirable and socially competent/adjusted person at the Tranch....

Are you high? Just plead the fifth or something, goddamn.

 

[dflatline]

Are you high? Just plead the fifth or something, goddamn.

I see what he's saying, being the only actual woman there but that's not saying much

 

[gorilla homo]

I see what he's saying, being the only actual woman there but that's not saying much

Dude her hairy rat nest pussy, giant lima bean clit and pockmarked saggy floppies are hot as hell man

 

[MetalParakeet]

I wouldn't doubt she's having real panic attacks from the thought of going home...

Walking into a stank house filled with dead rats and silence would be hard for a BPD munch


Seriously though, someone needs to go save those rats. I almost don't even want to read this thread anymore because it's making me really sad

 

[AprilRains]

Dude her hairy rat nest pussy, giant lima bean clit and pockmarked saggy floppies are hot as hell man

Okay, which one do you rate as the hottest?

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Holy fucking shit, this woman is only 29 years old?!?!

 

[BiggerChungus]

Are you high? Just plead the fifth or something, goddamn.

Dude her hairy rat nest pussy, giant lima bean clit and pockmarked saggy floppies are hot as hell man

Don't get me wrong, it isn't saying much at all, but I'd still rank the tranchers themselves as more disgusting. She's one of the most unattractive women I've ever seen but at the very least she doesn't have a rotting amhole and apparently has a basic sense of hygiene, which is more than can be said for Kevin or the other troons there.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Holy fucking shit, this woman is only 29 years old?!?!

This is what constant stress and drama created by your personality disorder along with improper drug use does to a MF.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

She looks 50, i.e. at the part of the curve where the lady hormones are in decline and things aren't as taut as they used to be.

Tits are flying south for the winter, and all that.

 

[AnOminous]

Really, despite being a methed-out bipolar schizo with excessive body hair who enjoys sitting in a corner talking to herself, she's still the most sexually desirable and socially competent/adjusted person at the Tranch. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

I'd fuck her.

But only if I could be seriously sure she didn't know who I was and could never contact me again.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I could have sworn that someone here or in the Kevin thread was talking about how her seizures were fake because she doesn’t have incontinence… and now she wrote an essay on why she is.

Kindness, since you clearly read here, please just log off of Twitter and shut the fuck up for one day. I promise you’ll see a drastic positive change on how much you don’t annoy everyone around you.

 

[BiggerChungus]

I could have sworn that someone here or in the Kevin thread was talking about how her seizures were fake because she doesn’t have incontinence… and now she wrote an essay on why she is.

Kindness, since you clearly read here, please just log off of Twitter and shut the fuck up for one day. I promise you’ll see a drastic positive change on how much you don’t annoy everyone around you.

Also shave. For fuck's sake shave.

 

[jitter]

This is what constant stress and drama created by your personality disorder along with improper drug use does to a MF.

Not to mention prostituting yourself for mall store ninja shit.

She looks 50, i.e. at the part of the curve where the lady hormones are in decline and things aren't as taut as they used to be.

It was a fast decline. These were from 2019.

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[behindyourightnow]

Holy shit.

Cross-sex hormones: not even once.