Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[KiwiFarmerSimulator2021]

I re listened to that stream last night and Russ will do what he always does.Blame everyone for everything except look in the mirror for a change.

Perhaps the behaviour we are seeing is exactly that, ways to avoid looking in the mirror.

He could simply not buy a mirror and sit at an angle to the TV to avoid the shock of a black loading screen rather than obsessively stalk women.

 

[Toasty]

Just looking at her next to him you can see he's 5'4" at most. That and he stands like a retard. The woman in question is short. Like I'd be surprised that she's taller than 5'0". He really is showing how much of a Pipsqueak he is here.

If she were standing up straight she would be taller than him. It almost looks like she made herself shorter than him on purpose for the picture.

 

[Constellationzero]

Did that pic of Russell's bare feet propped up on the lawnchair by the poolside get archived? I want to analyze more pictures of his ill-made body.

I tried searching for it myself. I think I even re-posted it at least once, but I couldn't find it in a search of my own comments unless I missed it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If she were standing up straight she would be taller than him. It almost looks like she made herself shorter than him on purpose for the picture.

She's not skootching down that much.

She's short. Look at her legs.

 

[Pee Cola]

Another unrelated thing, why is he crushing this poor girl's arm with his claws ?

Spoiler

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That poor woman didn't get paid nearly enough to appear in that photo.

As for That Suit...

Spoiler: Menswear sperging

...where do I begin?

How does it manage to be so baggy yet appear to be quite snug around around Russhole's mid section at the same time? Why does the trouser break finish somewhere near his knees? The shoulders make him look like a quarterback. You could drive a truck through those sleeves and not touch Russhole's revolting grease-stained shirt. Double breasted suits look fucking ridiculous on anyone under the age of 60 and/or with a net worth of less than 8 figures. It looks like he's wearing a 42L when he's really a 36S (or maybe a 38S on account of his belly).

Russhole would look at least 30% less revolting if he yeeted that moth-eaten old suit and bought himself a half-decent single breasted charcoal, grey or navy blue suit. It doesn't have to be expensive; it just needs to be pure wool so as to help give his poor long-suffering shirts a break. It would also benefit from a tailor's swift adjustment (see what I did there?). I can't see that happening though, as Russhole's style is about as convincing as his sense of rhythm.

 

[Cousin_Larry]

it doesn't even have to be that kind of "oh wow i realize what a horrible person i am" epiphany
it's enough if he just comes to think that
>he will never succeed at politics/activism because the dang dirty trolls keep tarnishing his reputation with their lies
>his music will never go anywhere because taylor swift paid off all the studios to blacklist him out of spite
>he will never win in court because all the courts are corrupt and hate the disabled

basically once he concludes that his dreams of wealth and fame are not going to become reality, he's probably gonna off himself.

A sane person would have realized that by now though. Most people have never tried to sue anyone, let alone two worldwide celebrities and one minor one (Farrah Abraham; she must count, I guess, because the general population knows who she is). Most people have never failed at literally everything they've done and just kept on truckin' with the same ideas. People who fail at things eventually just say, "well, I tried!" and move on.

He will never give up, in my opinion. He has an excuse for everything and none of them are ever his fault.

Never once has he said, "maybe I didn't write my filing correctly" (if that's how you even phrase it) or "I brought a 6 inch cable to court to show the fuzzy picture that proved nothing at that trial I was 30 minutes late for because I can't even set an alarm properly." Or "gosh, I'm so stupid! I can't believe I thought the minimum wage workers that answer phones at Katy Perry's clothing line could connect me to her and that she actually wanted to see my junk when she was then engaged (now married) to an A list actor!"

Russ will be around for as long as his diet and poor self-care will let him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If she were standing up straight she would be taller than him. It almost looks like she made herself shorter than him on purpose for the picture.

Her job is catering to men's egos, so she might very well be hunched over so he looks taller. One of his rage triggers is being called anything that implies he's short. He hates that.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Been a long week for Russell. First his case get's thrown out and then a bunch of prostitutes go after him online and not in a way he fantasies. What's next for the little man? Will he become lactose intolerant and be unable to drink his precious chocolate milk? Will he become allergic to cocoa?

 

[Cousin_Larry]

Her job is catering to men's egos, so she might very well be hunched over so he looks taller. One of his rage triggers is being called anything that implies he's short. He hates that.

I think that's why she's wearing the flat sandals. They're not flattering for her, but he gets to feel.... tall?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That poor woman didn't get paid nearly enough to appear in that photo.

As for That Suit...

Spoiler: Menswear sperging

...where do I begin?

How does it manage to be so baggy yet appear to be quite snug around around Russhole's mid section at the same time? Why does the trouser break finish somewhere near his knees? The shoulders make him look like a quarterback. You could drive a truck through those sleeves and not touch Russhole's revolting grease-stained shirt. Double breasted suits look fucking ridiculous on anyone under the age of 60 and/or with a net worth of less than 8 figures. It looks like he's wearing a 42L when he's really a 36S (or maybe a 38S on account of his belly).

Russhole would look at least 30% less revolting if he yeeted that moth-eaten old suit and bought himself a half-decent single breasted charcoal, grey or navy blue suit. It doesn't have to be expensive; it just needs to be pure wool so as to help give his poor long-suffering shirts a break. It would also benefit from a tailor's swift adjustment (see what I did there?). I can't see that happening though, as Russhole's style is about as convincing as his sense of rhythm.

Spoiler: Menswear Sperging Response

I was going to comment on the suit but figured why go any further than we already have? Short people can't wear double breasted. It's no longer the 80's and 90's and while they will never truly go out of style, they're not something that should be worn by manlets. A properly tailored double breasted suit can still be worn today but you really need for it to suit the occasion. It's a touch too formal for going to see a whore or taking her out to Olive Garden. The pants are all accordioned around his ankles showing they were never hemmed properly. It's too wide across the shoulders, the sleeves are too long and while it's hard to tell given the glare, I'd wager it's wrinkled.

And there's no way that's a 42L. That's a 36 or a 38 at most. Can't say if it's L or S though but he should have gone for S. Manlets do but they often don't because they don't want people to think they're short. All that happens is they wind up with a suit that's too long for their short bodies and it looks weird.

I think that's why she's wearing the flat sandals. They're not flattering for her, but he gets to feel.... tall?

That sounds more appropriate. Had she been wearing pumps, like most whores do, she's be as tall as him.

 

[Pee Cola]

Spoiler: Menswear Sperging Response

I was going to comment on the suit but figured why go any further than we already have? Short people can't wear double breasted. It's no longer the 80's and 90's and while they will never truly go out of style, they're not something that should be worn by manlets. A properly tailored double breasted suit can still be worn today but you really need for it to suit the occasion. It's a touch too formal for going to see a whore or taking her out to Olive Garden. The pants are all accordioned around his ankles showing they were never hemmed properly. It's too wide across the shoulders, the sleeves are too long and while it's hard to tell given the glare, I'd wager it's wrinkled.

And there's no way that's a 42L. That's a 36 or a 38 at most. Can't say if it's L or S though but he should have gone for S. Manlets do but they often don't because they don't want people to think they're short. All that happens is they wind up with a suit that's too long for their short bodies and it looks weird.

Spoiler: Menswear sperging response response

The worst part about that particular double breasted suit is the buttons. It looks like he's trying (and failing) to cosplay as a navy captain. I guess there's always occasions where a DB suit is appropriate, but if you only have one suit then it may as well be SB for maximum flexibility. You could turn up to virtually any formal occasion in a well-fitting SB suit and it'd still look way more appropriate than an ill-fitting DB suit with ostentatious buttons.

100% agree that he didn't bother getting the trousers hemmed when he bought them.

As for the sizing, you're probably right. Maybe I was being a bit generous when I suggested that suit was 42L. Either way, it's still at least one size too big, depending on the suit cut/brand. You're right about manlets, though. I'm surprised they don't at least go for R if not S. The only people that need know that it's an S are the sales associate in the menswear store and a tailor, and a properly sorted S suit is going to make a manlet look far less manlet-like than an R or an L that'll need major surgery (and even then won't look right).

I'm sure there's probably a different thread we need to take the menswear sperging to.

 

[Sasha]

It would also benefit from a tailor's swift adjustment (see what I did there?)

wow, that was nice.

Edit : @DrJonesHat

Her job is catering to men's egos, so she might very well be hunched over so he looks taller. One of his rage triggers is being called anything that implies he's short. He hates that.

The other day, I was looking at one of his old twitter accounts, where he talks to/about many prostitutes from, very probably, the bunny ranch.



You know how Russ infamously calls any random prostitute his "girlfriend" ? It seems he didn't come with that idea alone. Half of the whore accounts are actually teasing (really awkwardly) by posting semi nude pics with captions like " POV : I'm your girlfriend, about to sit on your face" (not making this shit up) and a lot of actual daily Twitter posting involving "girlfriend" roleplay with many users.



Hence the jealousy crisis we've seen Russ having. How can you fall for this shit (and like, no thanks, my head isn't a stool). I don't blame the whores, but it's so fucking sad - by the way, the prostitutes being all cynical like "I'm so much better than these losers" have zero self awareness, it's hilarious.

 

[VinegarPussy]

She's English, isn't it laudanum mixed with wine if she's classy like queen Victoria, or 2p bottles of gin if they're the skeevy kind that hung around St. Botolph's in Whitechapel waiting to be offed by Jack the Ripper?

Guys...

cAn'T wE aLl jUsT

A WOO HOO HOO?

I'll buy you a shake.

The Vinegar Cock was laying in bed next to me and actually awakened to ask “WTF, is that some German guy chanting ‘Buttcrack!’ Go to bed, Vinegar Pussy!”

He just doesn’t get the nuanced humor of Rat Mouth and the Orchards.

 

[AbraCadaver]

If she were standing up straight she would be taller than him. It almost looks like she made herself shorter than him on purpose for the picture.

She’s got one leg locked, so there’s no way she’s scrunched down that much. She has poor posture and is clearly taking a bit off of her height by standing awkwardly, but there’s no way she’s the same height as him, let alone taller. There’s only so much slumping you can do with one or both legs locked.

I agree she’s likely wearing sandals to accommodate his manlet ego. I think Russ books short prozzies on purpose, or prefers them, because he feels taller. Not sure why he went after Taylor Swift in all her tallness…perhaps once they were dating, he’d force her to always be sitting or kneeling by his side, even on the red carpet.

Also can’t find it now but someone mentioned that Russ may not see himself as much disabled as he wants others to see him. I think he compartmentalizes his self-perceptions:

In box A, Russ is a total stud and physically plenty good, everything is great, he’s got muscles and coordination and ability to be a musician and a dancer and a hard worker and everything, and is almost totally a 9/10, except for that pesky facial paralysis, which is a minor flaw.

In box B, Russ is a poor, woefully disabled victim, twisted by a cruel god, suffering from his disability but still fighting through it like the bravest little warrior ever. His disability is huge and tragic and affects every single aspect of his daily life and the fact he gets anything done at all is a miracle and an inspiration.

Russ vacillates between these two images depending in his need: when he’s bothering women on instagram, he’s fully Box A. When he wants special treatment and favours, he’s Box B. But it’s not a ruse: he really believes them both equally, despite them being contradictory, via mental compartmentalization. It just depends on which is more convenient at the moment.

Overall I don’t think HE thinks he’s as disabled as he claims he is. He’s almost like a kid who is home sick from school with a horrible illness, but he believes he’s only faking sick to get out of classes, and that even though he’s a bit under the weather, he’s exaggerating and really quite all right to go to school.

Either way, he also believes he is is totally entitled to whatever special treatment a disability will get him. Basically just:

“I’m handsome and cool and talented and SO much better than all those other guys and totally not some gross fully disabled person!”

“But I do get perks and second-chances and special treatment for being disabled…and I deserve special treatment, because my face is messed up and girls don’t like that and it’s not fair.”

“But I’m still barely disabled, not like other limbless freakshows who aren’t cool studs like me, I can do anything I try to do….which means my disability doesn’t really hold me back, but I still deserve special treatment…” etc etc in a neverending cycle.

He actually reminds one of a teenager who waffles between “total independent adult tough guy” when they’re confident and things are going well, to “scared kid in need of parental protection” when things get too difficult. Just an endless cycle of bravado and cowardice.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

He posted a pic of himself practicing his "foot moves" barefoot in front of his dirty mirror and his feet and toes are pretty jacked up too.

Club feet and missing fingers/toes are common with moebius too.

Yeah, this is why I disagree with the people who say he might not actually have moebius, just some other sort of facial paralysis. His fingers have the thickness of an adult's but their length s that of a child, and his knees and toes look like they're melting or something. Clearly his nerve issues are at least somewhat complex.

 

[StinkySnack]

Yeah, this is why I disagree with the people who say he might not actually have moebius, just some other sort of facial paralysis.

Huh? No one says this.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Huh? No one says this.

I think one newb did say it about ten pages back.

 

[Tonberry]

This thread is really special because you never know what you're gonna get when you check in. Every time you stay away for a couple of days there will be 10-20 new pages for you to catch up on. Sometimes it's actual content from Russ, sometimes it's just a wave of newcomers pondering if Russell can kill someone.
This time for me it was about 10 pages of unironic thirstposting for a faceless prostitute. It's a real box of chocolates kind of thing.

 

[pr3nt177]

She’s got one leg locked, so there’s no way she’s scrunched down that much. She has poor posture and is clearly taking a bit off of her height by standing awkwardly, but there’s no way she’s the same height as him, let alone taller. There’s only so much slumping you can do with one or both legs locked.

I agree she’s likely wearing sandals to accommodate his manlet ego. I think Russ books short prozzies on purpose, or prefers them, because he feels taller. Not sure why he went after Taylor Swift in all her tallness…perhaps once they were dating, he’d force her to always be sitting or kneeling by his side, even on the red carpet.

Also can’t find it now but someone mentioned that Russ may not see himself as much disabled as he wants others to see him. I think he compartmentalizes his self-perceptions:

In box A, Russ is a total stud and physically plenty good, everything is great, he’s got muscles and coordination and ability to be a musician and a dancer and a hard worker and everything, and is almost totally a 9/10, except for that pesky facial paralysis, which is a minor flaw.

In box B, Russ is a poor, woefully disabled victim, twisted by a cruel god, suffering from his disability but still fighting through it like the bravest little warrior ever. His disability is huge and tragic and affects every single aspect of his daily life and the fact he gets anything done at all is a miracle and an inspiration.

Russ vacillates between these two images depending in his need: when he’s bothering women on instagram, he’s fully Box A. When he wants special treatment and favours, he’s Box B. But it’s not a ruse: he really believes them both equally, despite them being contradictory, via mental compartmentalization. It just depends on which is more convenient at the moment.

Overall I don’t think HE thinks he’s as disabled as he claims he is. He’s almost like a kid who is home sick from school with a horrible illness, but he believes he’s only faking sick to get out of classes, and that even though he’s a bit under the weather, he’s exaggerating and really quite all right to go to school.

Either way, he also believes he is is totally entitled to whatever special treatment a disability will get him. Basically just:

“I’m handsome and cool and talented and SO much better than all those other guys and totally not some gross fully disabled person!”

“But I do get perks and second-chances and special treatment for being disabled…and I deserve special treatment, because my face is messed up and girls don’t like that and it’s not fair.”

“But I’m still barely disabled, not like other limbless freakshows who aren’t cool studs like me, I can do anything I try to do….which means my disability doesn’t really hold me back, but I still deserve special treatment…” etc etc in a neverending cycle.

He actually reminds one of a teenager who waffles between “total independent adult tough guy” when they’re confident and things are going well, to “scared kid in need of parental protection” when things get too difficult. Just an endless cycle of bravado and cowardice.

Good post.

I think I've said it before but he has so many similarities to jonathan yaniv - apart from Greer working and not being into young kids (afaik). yaniv is also selectively disabled depending on the situation...the accusations/excuses, the bitterness, keyboard warrior, the threats of legal action even down to the pathetic court performances & results - both feel they know more about the law than actual lawyers, yaniv is now even aiming for a paralegal career (lol).

Both are misogynistic, deluded re their physical appearance, intelligence and capabilities, desperate for female contact and sex. Greer has one saving grace, at least he's had sex.

Separated at birth.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She’s got one leg locked, so there’s no way she’s scrunched down that much. She has poor posture and is clearly taking a bit off of her height by standing awkwardly, but there’s no way she’s the same height as him, let alone taller. There’s only so much slumping you can do with one or both legs locked.

I agree she’s likely wearing sandals to accommodate his manlet ego. I think Russ books short prozzies on purpose, or prefers them, because he feels taller. Not sure why he went after Taylor Swift in all her tallness…perhaps once they were dating, he’d force her to always be sitting or kneeling by his side, even on the red carpet.

Also can’t find it now but someone mentioned that Russ may not see himself as much disabled as he wants others to see him. I think he compartmentalizes his self-perceptions:

In box A, Russ is a total stud and physically plenty good, everything is great, he’s got muscles and coordination and ability to be a musician and a dancer and a hard worker and everything, and is almost totally a 9/10, except for that pesky facial paralysis, which is a minor flaw.

In box B, Russ is a poor, woefully disabled victim, twisted by a cruel god, suffering from his disability but still fighting through it like the bravest little warrior ever. His disability is huge and tragic and affects every single aspect of his daily life and the fact he gets anything done at all is a miracle and an inspiration.

Russ vacillates between these two images depending in his need: when he’s bothering women on instagram, he’s fully Box A. When he wants special treatment and favours, he’s Box B. But it’s not a ruse: he really believes them both equally, despite them being contradictory, via mental compartmentalization. It just depends on which is more convenient at the moment.

Overall I don’t think HE thinks he’s as disabled as he claims he is. He’s almost like a kid who is home sick from school with a horrible illness, but he believes he’s only faking sick to get out of classes, and that even though he’s a bit under the weather, he’s exaggerating and really quite all right to go to school.

Either way, he also believes he is is totally entitled to whatever special treatment a disability will get him. Basically just:

“I’m handsome and cool and talented and SO much better than all those other guys and totally not some gross fully disabled person!”

“But I do get perks and second-chances and special treatment for being disabled…and I deserve special treatment, because my face is messed up and girls don’t like that and it’s not fair.”

“But I’m still barely disabled, not like other limbless freakshows who aren’t cool studs like me, I can do anything I try to do….which means my disability doesn’t really hold me back, but I still deserve special treatment…” etc etc in a neverending cycle.

He actually reminds one of a teenager who waffles between “total independent adult tough guy” when they’re confident and things are going well, to “scared kid in need of parental protection” when things get too difficult. Just an endless cycle of bravado and cowardice.

Yeah, his disability is his solution to any cognitive dissonance.

"I'm a brilliant legal mind, but my lawsuits keep getting thrown out. Must be my disability!"
"I'm a total stud and literally everything a woman is looking for, but I can't get a date. Must be my disability!"
"Not only have I not been accepted on America's Got Talent, but my literary masterpieces sell so badly that it's as though they don't exist. Must be my disability! (Or Kiwi Farms, who are conspiring to keep me from greatness because of my disability!)"
"Sure, I've said that rape is no big deal and I've definitely made it clear I have zero understanding of the personhood of women in general, but that was years ago and people should ignore it now that it's inconvenient for me. But no, people just can't let things go when you're disabled!"

"Wait, what do you mean I don't get preferential treatment, even though I'm Russ and I deserve it? Can't you see I'm disabled?"
"I only date 9's and 10's. Anything less is unfair to me and my penis. I deserve it though, since I'm disabled."

Etc.

I wonder if Russell has brachymetatarsia. Usually the 4th digit is fucked up, but in Russell's case it seems to be the 2nd digit. Definitely an indication of genetic fuckery.

Did that pic of Russell's bare feet propped up on the lawnchair by the poolside get archived? I want to analyze more pictures of his ill-made body.

Also amusing to me is his hands... specifically the way they bang against the piano. His fingers are so tense and flat against the keys. From the videos I've seen, he can only seem to play the most basic of chords, pressing no more than 3-4 keys at a time (between TWO hands!). Did he even take piano lessons? or is he just one of those "self-taught" narcs who never bothered to learn proper piano technique/theory and can only play in one volume (LOUD) ?

I would unironically love to hear him attempt to play some pieces by actual composers. (also Russ if you ever read this... literally anyone can do a glissando on a keyboard, you are not Billy Joel)

Personally, when I want to gross myself out I wonder if Russ has hypospadias. Luckily, we'll probably never confirm that one way or another.

Probably.

As for the piano, yeah, it's painful to watch and even worse to listen to. But I do think the Greers invested in piano lessons at some point. I remember seeing pictures of Li'l Russ in what seemed to be a music class. My understanding is that it is very common in Mormon families to include musical training for kids (although it's by no means unique to Mormons, obviously). He's also fond of bitching that he's the only person in Utah who can read sheet music, when the reality is more likely that the musicians he tries to hire to record his masterpieces can absolutely read the music he provides them and refuse to tarnish their reputations by recording it.