Lookism.net - Sluthate's Even More Autistic Spinoff

[ON 190]

What the fuck is a Gandy? Sounds like a retarded European cartoon.

Gumby's retarded brother.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Sorry, but I only go for guys who are smart enough not to rhyme "tool" with "Fritzl" and don't make weird references to some people I've never heard of.

This is an excellent point. In what universe does tool rhyme with Fritzel? More importantly why throw out the name of some Nazi sounding motherfucker? Shit is starting to make less and less sense.

EDIT- There's also the fact that he called the beat that he supposedly has a sample. I guess you could have samples in the beat but what kind of weird ass wording is that? #WackWording

 

[Rin]

This is an excellent point. In what universe does tool rhyme with Fritzel? More importantly why throw out the name of some Nazi sounding motherfucker? Shit is starting to make less and less sense.

With these speds, it never made sense in the first place.

 

[2Watchez]

The lot of you are incelibate, that is a given fact
I feel like Drake dissing Meek Mill, but Meek isn't dissing back
Troy stop criticizing because you never saw rhythm
Why would I take you seriously scrolling down
seeing "power of autism"

-2 WATCHEZZZZZZ

 

[Mr. Eyes]

Sorry, but I only go for guys who are smart enough not to rhyme "tool" with "Fritzl" and don't make weird references to some people I've never heard of.

Big tool and Fritzl is an Eminem tier couplet
You could never get a hunk like me so I suggest you suck it,
You ever kissed a man with eyes as sexy as those I own?
No because you're middle aged and bound to die alone

 

[DrChristianTroy]

The lot of you are incelibate, that is a given fact
I feel like Drake dissing Meek Mill, but Meek isn't dissing back
Troy stop criticizing because you never saw rhythm
Why would I take everyone seriously scrolling down
seeing "power of autism"

-2 WATCHEZZZZZZ

1- Your analogy makes no sense because Meek did diss Drake back. At multiple concerts and on his own track.
2- Still talking Drake and Meek? Hi two months ago. Please keep us informed on how great Fantastic Four is going to be. #So2000AndLate

 

[sugoi-chan]

This is an excellent point. In what universe does tool rhyme with Fritzel? More importantly why throw out the name of some Nazi sounding motherfucker? Shit is starting to make less and less sense.

EDIT- There's also the fact that he called the beat that he supposedly has a sample. I guess you could have samples in the beat but what kind of weird ass wording is that? #WackWording

Fritzl's the guy who locked his daughter underground for thirty years and had a bunch of kids with her.

I bet he's a hero to them because keeping a sex slave is about the only way that any of them will ever get any.

 

[2Watchez]

1- Your analogy makes no sense because Meek did diss Drake back. At multiple concerts and on his own track.
2- Still talking Drake and Meek? Hi two months ago. Please keep us informed on how great Fantastic Four is going to be. #So2000AndLate

Lol you need to learn how to read between the lines

I know Meek dissed back but I'm comparing him to you guys, who aren't lol

 

[Rin]

Big tool and Fritzl is an Eminem tier couplet
You could never get a hunk like me so I suggest you suck it,
You ever kissed a man with eyes as sexy as those I own?
No because you're middle aged and bound to die alone

Are you wearing mascara? And I bet those eyebrows are plucked. I don't date gay guys, sorry.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Big tool and Fritzl is an Eminem tier couplet
You could never get a hunk like me so I suggest you suck it,
You ever kissed a man with eyes as sexy as those I own?
No because you're middle aged and bound to die alone

Actually it wasn't. Mainly because couplets rhyme. Perhaps this will help you in the future.

Spoiler

 

[ON 190]

You ever kissed a man with eyes as sexy as those I own?

Ever kissed a mirror?

I want to hear one of these wack fools write a rap in iambic heptameter.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Lol you need to learn how to read between the lines

I know Meek dissed back but I'm comparing him to you guys, who aren't lol

Of course I'm not Meek Mill. I'm not wack. You on the other hand have shown nothing but poor analogies and a poor understanding of the hip hop culture.

 

[Mr. Eyes]

Fritzl's the guy who locked his daughter underground for thirty years and had a bunch of kids with her.

I bet he's a hero to them because keeping a sex slave is about the only way that any of them will ever get any.

Seems to me that Troy the fool
Cannot pronounce the word "Fritzl",
The first part's "fritz" and then add "all"
Now say it doesn't match "big tool"

 

[Lalala]

This amateur hour open mic poetry slam is fucking gay as fuck.

 

[Rin]

Seems to me that Troy the fool
Cannot pronounce the word "Fritzl",
The first part's "fritz" and then add "all"
Now say it doesn't match "big tool"

Only the last syllables rhyme. Thus it's technically a rhyme; however, it sounds awkward and jarring to the ear. It also disrupts the flow of the line.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Seems to me that Troy the fool
Cannot pronounce the word "Fritzl",
The first part's "fritz" and then add "all"
Now say it doesn't match "big tool"

Tool ends with an "ool" sound, obviously. Fritzl ends with an "ahl" sound. More importantly why would I remember some old Nazi who raped his daughter? I'm not a weirdo.

 

[2Watchez]

Bullshit words spoken, by a fellow named flossman
I'll still consider you straight, in case there's an off chance
You ever penetrate a female, if so please describe it in detail
Bags of sand don't cut it, your ugly face needs to get shopped just like retail

-2 WATCHEZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Lalala]

Seems to me that Troy the fool
Cannot pronounce the word "Fritzl",
The first part's "fritz" and then add "all"
Now say it doesn't match "big tool"

 

[Mr. Eyes]

Only the last syllables rhyme. Thus it's technically a rhyme; however, it sounds awkward and jarring to the ear. It also disrupts the flow of the line.

"Because my looks are stellar and I have a large package
And coz I look like Gandy while you look like Lily Savage"*

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Again with the references to shit nobody knows. It's like dude knows exclusively wack ass shit.