Were I him I'd simply leave Brett a single $1 bill, as a message to him that, while I might have thought of him, the paltry inheritance signifies my utter disappointment and shame. Not that that would cause him to stop and consider his actions. I'm sure Brett would simply seethe on Twitter about how little he received from his oh-so-bigoted parents.
I'm no lawyer, but it's my understanding that leaving a pitifully small inheritance is, not standard, but an accepted practice. It prevents the argument that the heir was forgotten and thus give grounds to contest the will.
Fair point. Perhaps leaving him nothing is the best option. But I don't know if Mr. Lemke is the sort to willfully forget his son. As, for all we know, he might have tried to reach out in the past, before his son essentially changed his entire identity.
"No, none for you, son. This fund is for passable tranny hookers."
That's true. But I'll still pour one out for humanity, after.Hmm....
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Seriously I imagine it's because he was born entitled and will die entitled. He's homeless and at a job he hates and goddamnit he deserves better from this cis hetero society that traps him. He has such a low emotional iq that he can't see the real problems/consequences of his actions nor can he accept blame for anything or else his ego would crumble. He also has little to no empathy for the most part, and is stalwart on how things SHOULD be. I would not be surprised if he actually has autism, but I'd hate to insult my puzzle piece brothers and sisters like that.
He really has no concept of sexy that most humans can comprehend. At least he makes most biolesbians log the fuck off of twitter for a good week or more.
I'd compare him to Bruce Campbell because he hates it when he is, but I love Bruce too much to drag him through the mud like this.
Kiwifarms truly is invested in the future of lolcows and watching the world burn.
By that logic, you are both male and female, so using birth pronouns means we're not misgendering them.
A lot of troons are reactionary: Wedge is a prime example as he left his conservative Christian family and became a pagan troon who sleeps around gaily. A lot more are much more subtle than that, though. Not all troons are rebellious, but you can easily tell when they do stuff just to make normies mad versus for themselves.
I always like it when they get BTFO'd and assblasted either on purpose or accidentally by someone or something they can't challenge. Now THAT is a cry free laugh.
Rioley could also simply not be an entitled piece of shit and deal with it. I've had grandparents die and leave me nothing and I don't mind. I'm not owed anything because someone I'm close to up and died. And I suspect all my dead relatives I was closer to than Rioley is to his dear old dad.
While I agree that Rio *should* stop acting like a third-rate e-thot denied her $5 simp donations, riddle me this: if you were parent to that burbling blob of unwarranted entitlement, would you want to leave your last will and testament up to his better nature?
I don't know why, but it makes me feel weird seeing Kevin complementing what is essentially an almost exact carbon copy of himself with black hair. It's like if someone decided to make a lazy recolor of Kevin and called him dark Kevin.
If I was Brett's dad I would leave him exactly $0.41 which I think would be somewhat fitting.
I love John Waters even more since I've seen troons seething and calling him transphobic, for being an old gay man with basic biology knowledge and zero fucks to give.
"Im not like most girls, i have a small dick.
This dude wishes he had Neck’s neck.
Maybe he could throw in a bootstrap.
I had this same feeling when Kindness's pre-freakout pictures were posted, but now that it's been revealed that Ripley was a fairly normal, dateable dude before he was a literal diaper-shitting retard, I just feel so apathetic.
