Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Hogar Grupal]

I assume that being a lawyer is 50% tard wrangling anyhow, but I'm very excited to see how the court reacts to having the son of god present.

Chris went from whining to the court to let him get his toys from home. It'll be different this time around.

 

[Falken Conway]

He probably met someone who started putting all of these ideas in his head. Unlike ILJ and the idea guys

I think he's just doing this because surely the very first day he reached the Jail he asked for some weird comics or something to read and the only thing available there was Bibles and that kinda "innocent" stuff. So after his delusional merge ideas and spending almost 2 months just reading the Bible it made him reach that level of delusion about himself.
Clearly insane.

 

[Fibonacci]

Chrischan Sonichu Superstar

Prove to me that you're divine, turn this Fanta into wine!

 

[We All Came For CWC]

Chris must've found a Bible in the desk drawer of his cell...fuck, his mind really is that malleable, isn't it? If he'd been given a copy of Dianetics, he would have sold 14 BLC to the Church of Scientology by now.

Al Qaeda should mail him a copy of the Koran, he'd be claiming himself to be the reincarnation of Mohammed and strapping himself with homemade C4 in less than a week.

Also, Chris has another name to add to his impressive list: Miss Christopher Christian Ricardo Night Star Carlos Chantor The Real Player One Weston Chandler Sonichu CPU Blue Heart Jesus Christ of Nazareth

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Whether you want to admit it or not, a lot of Chris’s life is inundation in reading and writing, so it’s not inpossoble he’s read the Bible. so a mix of 2 and 3 would be my best guess, potentially 3 followed by 2

What do you mean by that? The way I see it, the most impactful influences on Chris's life were not from the written word. Pokemon and Sonic are video games, My Little Pony is a cartoon show, and Excel Saga and Sailor Moon are anime. He's aware of some elements of Christianity, but that's probably from his church-going days. He's never shown any inclination towards reading and the Bible isn't exactly Goosebumps or The Magic Tree House. I think it's more likely that someone put all of this Jesus stuff in his head (probably not with any malicious intent; outside of what other people are saying about jail preachers).

 

[Unattended Baby]

I was kinda hoping that Chris would write about his experiences in jail so far. But I'll settle with schizophrenia.

 

[ArthurEdwards]

More important than MLK's Letter from Birmingham jail. This WILL be studied in classrooms across the nation come 50 years.

 

[Jason Wynn]

let’s say he does get sent to a loony bin. All I have to say to Chris is “ever see One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest? You’re Jack Nicholson” and pray a big Indian smothers him

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Well partly I think it's because Chris, deep down in Swiss cheese brain, knows that Null is one of the few persons on earth that actually wanted and tried to help him.
But mostly I think it's that his giant ego and lack of mentalization drives him to try and one up Null.

True. Null is probably the only one of Chris' TRUE and HONEST friends he has. If anything, I would've thought he would have written to any of his enablers, like MKVee, Sockness, or people he likes (like Doopie), hell, even Praetor.

 

[Bayard Rustin]

The Catholic Church needs to be notified about this ASAP, I have been noticing a severe lack of a Sonichu medallion worn around the neck of Jesus Christ in his imagery

 

[peach tea]

I want to say so much and I simply can't. Chris is just gone and this was uncomfortable to read.

I came here to say this. Just when you think Chris can’t get worse, he goes through yet another psychotic break and admits on paper to fucking his elderly mother, in a letter, no less. And now the letter is public so he can’t take it back.

He’s the ultimate incel. He let his desire for pussy completely override what tiny modicum of self preservation he had.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I know this is obvious, but this just shows how suggestible Chris is.

Show him video games and he'll make Sonichu

Show him Archie Comics Sonic and he'll make the Sonichu comics

Show him the Bible and he's a fag hating son of the lord

Show him modern social media and he's a tranny

Show him Neptunia and he's a video game anime goddess

Show him the Bible in prison and he's Jesus Christ AND a video game anime goddess within a month

The mentally ill are suggestible. They've trolled Tommy Tooter to think similar things. It's not the trolls suggestions, Tom just has faulty reality testing.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

his mind really is that malleable, isn't it?

that's what happens when one doesn't have proper, enforced parenting, and letting TV, video games and the internet do all the parenting.

 

[AsianChris]

Inside look of Chris's bible study:
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I'm glad someone brought that up. Alec is a prophet.

 

[draggs]

I assume that being a lawyer is 50% tard wrangling anyhow, but I'm very excited to see how the court reacts to having the son of god present.

More than 50% most of the time

 

[greenvector36]

"The path of the righteous sperg is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the trolls and the tyranny of jerkops
Blessed is she who, in the name of truth and honesty
Shepherds the weak through the valley of homos
For she is truly her mother's keeper and the finder of girlfriend-free girls
And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious autism
Those who attempt to harass and misgender my sisters
And you will know my name is Sonichu
When I lay my Curse-ye-ha-me-has upon thee"

-Christine 25:17

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of pickles and emissions were like that of ponies.

Equestria 23:20

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

before he went fully insane, it was very clear he was mildly racist at a min

Okay, you got a point there, but even then his racism wasn't really based in politics. When he called Michael Snyder a Jew it wasn't because he thought that the Jews were fucking with white nations by promoting liberal politics and degenerate media and that Snyder was some involved in this. He called Michael Snyder a Jew because he saw Cartman call people Jews on South Park and he thought it looked cool.

 

[multiverse]

and entire Mutiverse

What the fuck did I do to get involved?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Been said/alluded to many times already, but evangelical prison proselytizers are the “new” Idea Guys. To be honest, most pushy evangelicals have always acted like Idea Guys (albeit with usually better intentions), so them, combined with Chris’s boredom, autism, and lack of access to any media besides the Bible, this really isn’t unexpected unfortunately. Slow-in-da-minds have been prime targets of organized religion for thousands of years (not necessarily bad — organized religion often have the best care possible for some of these tards).

Seeing it spectacularly backfire having CWC think he’s Jesus, the “Real Player One” (discussed in another thread due to his lacking theory of mind) is quite entertaining. If he gets out, I wouldn’t be surprised of a David Koresh saga:

“There’s a madman living in CWC-ville!”

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope they treat Chris therapeutically by hooking up his scrotum to a car battery and zapping him to the extreme.