Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[dflatline]

Null should write a letter back simply saying "you raped your mother"

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Okay, you got a point there, but even then his racism wasn't really based in politics. When he called Michael Snyder a Jew it wasn't because he thought that the Jews were fucking with white nations by promoting liberal politics and degenerate media and that Snyder was some involved in this. He called Michael Snyder a Jew because he saw Cartman call people Jews on South Park and he thought it looked cool.

Also, attraction sign literally said white girls only

 

[Jack Awful]

How did Chris get Null's physical address?

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Null should write a letter back simply saying "you raped your mother"

No he should just send back "letter from Birmingham Jail"

 

[Idiot Asshole]

If null doesn't change his pfp to the Last Supper with the dog face slapped over Judas I will be very disappointed.

 

[ddw]

not reading 50 pages but at this point i'm pretty sure he's been pretending to be retarded for pity points for a longass time. like he knew there weren't moon weapons going to destroy cwcville, he's a sociopath and played along with the idea guys so you tards would feel sorry for him and give him more money. who's to say he wasn't fully aware julie was a 13 year old boy

 

[Right Behind You]

I can see this as being the beginning of a legitimate autistic cult forming outside of the farms with Christ Chan as their supreme leader. Autists will flock to this nonsense in droves. A dash of internet, a pinch of anime, fold in some troonery, mix in some spirituality and you’ve got yourself a autistic internet cult.

 

[PaK 44]

The OG Mother-Fucker. What the actual goddamn fuck did I just read? Maybe I'm just tired, maybe I'm also retarded, but the only thing I got out of that near-incoherent rambling was that Christine likened itself to Jesus of Nazareth. Blah-blah money, blah-blah parking lot. I must say, this a smart play if it's to plead insanity; that way the government can't fry It. Though I wish they would anyway.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

We've gone from "Oh no Chris raped his mom". To "Haha, you stupid, fat crazy retard slob".

 

[LordofCringe7206]

This wait period before the trial is going to be long and tedious.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

not reading 50 pages but at this point i'm pretty sure he's been pretending to be retarded for pity points for a longass time. like he knew there weren't moon weapons going to destroy cwcville, he's a sociopath and played along with the idea guys so you tards would feel sorry for him and give him more money. who's to say he wasn't fully aware julie was a 13 year old boy

goddamn your just as stupid as chris

 

[jorgoth]

This is probably how the cops felt when they first got the Zodiac Killer notes.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

who's to say he wasn't fully aware julie was a 13 year old boy

If we go by what Chris says, according to him, he knows what a woman sounds like. If Chris really knew Julay was a boy, the reason why he let that saga go on was because Chris loved the attention. If Chris was smart (ha!), he would have stopped after the Ohio trip.

 

[ddw]

If Chris really knew Bluespike was a boy, the reason why he let that saga go on was because Chris loved the attention.

that's exactly what i was getting at

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

So does this means Chris is going to start learning Aramaic and grow out a full beard?

 

[RodgerDodger]

I hope Jersh is prepared to be dragged into this mess when it goes to trial.

It’s never going to trial. Do you think Chris’s own lawyer, possibly one of the most experienced defense trial lawyers in the state of Virginia, is going to view his client as competent after this? He’s going to end up in the extra special nut hut for the criminally insane sex offenders, at least until he can be made sane enough to stand trial. Which is unlikely to ever happen. Heilberg would probably be the only actual real person in a position to argue against that fate for Chris. He has no family willing to take ownership of him or become his advocate. His mother/victim is 80. His lawyer isn’t much younger. He’ll be stuffed into the maniac ward of Arkham Assylum, be drugged into oblivion, and be forgotten as all of his connections to the outside world die.

And here’s the thing. What choice do they have? What other options for dealing with Chris. Take note of how he was “cleansing his mother’s sins by fucking her”. That’s the type of thing that makes the law enforcement types nervous. Like if somebody hasn’t ordered one of those psychosexual exams yet, they certainly will now.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I kept trying to remember why I kept thinking about blue gym mats since I started reading the letter. Took me a while to find this story. Maybe something like it will happen. Probably not.

 

[scalchop]

What do you mean by that? The way I see it, the most impactful influences on Chris's life were not from the written word. Pokemon and Sonic are video games, My Little Pony is a cartoon show, and Excel Saga and Sailor Moon are anime. He's aware of some elements of Christianity, but that's probably from his church-going days. He's never shown any inclination towards reading and the Bible isn't exactly Goosebumps or The Magic Tree House. I think it's more likely that someone put all of this Jesus stuff in his head (probably not with any malicious intent; outside of what other people are saying about jail preachers).

I’m saying that his medium of choice is the written word (ever see how wordy his comics are?) so it wouldn’t surprise me if he also can read just fine, especially when thats all he can acquire in prison

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I hope they treat Chris therapeutically by hooking up his scrotum to a car battery and zapping him to the extreme.

Fatty might get used (maybe even like it) to it because he has a high threshold of pain.

 

[Bigmanontheblock]

Judging by the likes of Sun Myung Moon, David Koresh, Charles Manson, and etc., do y'all think it's possible that Chris could have a cult? (Besides the farms of course.) I know it seems unlikely as he is an uncharismatic sperg, but you have to admit he does seem to attract people. If he continues to maintain a large following, continues claiming to be a Jesus figure, and he gets out of jail, he might be able to pull it off. The most likely scenario I'd imagine would be that some weens would create "super funny and totally ironic" cult and then after awhile forget the irony.

Now I know this is extremely unlikely, but it is an entertaining thought experiment to see if people would be retarded enough to follow Chris. Jim Bakker is obviously fraudulent and was proven to be so yet people still follow him.

The real kicker with this is that even though the chances of this are astronomically low, they are never zero.