Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Coelacanth]

It is with a heavy heart that I contribute to this thread. Finns actually managed to keep the pagan traditions long enough that they were recorded from genuine pagans, not like Poetic Edda which was narrated by Christians and recorded by Christians. The "ancient poems of the Finnish people" contains 100,000 genuine pagan spells and incantations. Some Finnic people like Maris have kept unbroken pagan tradition alive to this day, and 15% of them consider themselves pagan. I'm not a pagan but I am a nationalist, and it is precisely this richness of heritage which makes the faggotry of neo-pagans so painful cringe. Jush flushing down thousands of years of heritage down the toilet when you have the rare privilege of having actual genuine pagan tradition. There're two major groups, ethno-pagan Taivaannaula, and far-left Karhun Kansa which is luckily small but extremely dense cringe sect that got banished from Taivaannaula for wanting to wed faggots and being new age. And it is KK cringe I am posting:

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Last ones are typical KK accts: "Antifa Seer, radical pagan activist" and the rest is English buzzwords.

Also as a downer ending, few of KK lesbian trannies abused and killed a child recently. Again, these freaks are marginal even among the pagans (there's 60 of them according to the article), outnumbered tenfold by literal nazi-pagans, of which there is a healthy community in Finland.

Why the hell do they all look like lumpy potatoes? For a minute I mistook them for British people.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

As a kid some of the first books I picked out for myself at the library was greek myths.... hearing later that people were out there romantisizing the relationship between Hades and Persephone was weird as fuck.

YA romances are always super rapey. Women do be fantasizing about that stuff.

Neckbeard: Umm my anime waifu looks underage but she is really 300 yrs old goddess so that makes it ok

Withchblr YA Stacy: Umm my vampire demon pagan deity husbando is 300 yrs old and i am underage but he looks like a hot teenager so that makes it ok

 

[Shmuel "Sam" Coinsniffer]

Why the hell do they all look like lumpy potatoes? For a minute I mistook them for British people.

In addition to the faggot theology from American neo pagans, they also adopted the American eating habits.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> ukonkirves

I don't think she's realised that "Thor's hammer" and "Ukko's axe" aren't the same thing.

Again, these freaks are marginal even among the pagans (there's 60 of them according to the article), outnumbered hundredfold by literal nazi-pagans, of which there is a healthy community in Finland.

Yeah, I remember visiting my family in Finland and seeing stickers for a pagan Nazi rock band in the bathroom of a bar we went to.

Finland is a special place.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

YA romances are always super rapey. Women do be fantasizing about that stuff.

Neckbeard: Umm my anime waifu looks underage but she is really 300 yrs old goddess so that makes it ok

Withchblr YA Stacy: Umm my vampire demon pagan deity husbando is 300 yrs old and i am underage but he looks like a hot teenager so that makes it ok

Why are these people into that stuff. It’s so creepy.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

so is espousing left wing SJW politics enough to make someone a lolcow now?

not a fan of this

It’s not the fact they’re lefties, it’s the fact that they claim to be witches.

 

[Coelacanth]

Why are these people into that stuff. It’s so creepy.

Because it plays more into a sub/dom sort of relationship masked as "good and heavenly girl changes dark, brooding monster emo boy". It's taking the things these monsters/demons would use to lure in their victims in folklore and trying to convey it as a good thing rather than a warning.

 

[Flexo]

Why are these people into that stuff. It’s so creepy.

Humans are just kind of fucked up.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Because it plays more into a sub/dom sort of relationship masked as "good and heavenly girl changes dark, brooding monster emo boy". It's taking the things these monsters/demons would use to lure in their victims in folklore and trying to convey it as a good thing rather than a warning.

Ah, I get it. Yeah, I met those types of women before.

Honestly, I don’t get why every nerdy woman thinks she can change a emo person into a kinder person.

What is this attraction to emo dudes, anyway?

 

[Coelacanth]

Ah, I get it. Yeah, I met those types of women before.

Honestly, I don’t get why every nerdy woman thinks she can change a emo person into a kinder person.

What is this attraction to emo dudes, anyway?

Emo guys are said to be more in tune with their emotions and it appeals to women - especially when they find that they have to actually work to create a meaningful relationship with guys. If a guy is an emotional loner, then that's most of the work taken care of.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

YA romances are always super rapey. Women do be fantasizing about that stuff.

A Facebook ad let me read the first pages of one of those horrendous YA “novels” with wolves and it featured a very graph and detailed rape scene that involves the two main characters. Other similar “novels” included heavy violence toward the female protagonist who is always a badass who fought back and tolerated pain because she wasn’t a little princess.

Something something training young girls for sex working/casual sex.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Emo guys are said to be more in tune with their emotions and it appeals to women - especially when they find that they have to actually work to create a meaningful relationship with guys. If a guy is an emotional loner, then that's most of the work taken care of.

Yeah, that makes sense.

I read those types of fan stories and they tend to go after the emotional, tragic male characters.

A Facebook ad let me read the first pages of one of those horrendous YA “novels” with wolves and it featured a very graph and detailed rape scene that involves the two main characters. Other similar “novels” included heavy violence toward the female protagonist who is always a badass who fought back and tolerated pain because she wasn’t a little princess.

You know, why is it these women are afraid to show weakness?

 

[Retired Junta Member]

You know, why is it these women are afraid to show weakness?

Eh... sometimes it’s just due to personal issues, sometimes they just want to adhere to a certain ideal. It’s not an exclusively feminine thing imho, young boys are at risk too but masculinity in modern days is another beast entirely.

 

[Flexo]

Eh... sometimes it’s just due to personal issues, sometimes they just want to adhere to a certain ideal. It’s not an exclusively feminine thing imho, young boys are at risk too but masculinity in modern days is another beast entirely.

It's just ye Olde caveman really. Men went out and conquered things, women then set about to conquer men.

You want to really get blackpilled, read stuff like Theodore Dalrymple's life at the bottom.

Spoiler

Tough Love

www.city-journal.org

The belief in the inevitability of male jealousy is one of the main reasons my violently abused women patients do not leave the men who abuse them. These women have experienced three or four such men in succession, and it hardly makes sense to exchange one for another. Better the abuse you know than the abuse you don't. When I ask whether they'd be better off without any man at all than with a male tormentor, they reply that a single woman in their neighborhood is seen as an easy prey to all men, and, without her designated, if violent, protector, she would suffer more violence, not less.
[Snip]
But why does the woman not leave the man as soon as he manifests his violence? It is because, perversely, violence is the only token she has of his commitment to her. Just as he wants the exclusive sexual possession of her, she wants a permanent relationship with him. She imagines—falsely—that a punch in the face or a hand round the throat is at least a sign of his continued interest in her, the only sign other than sexual intercourse she is ever likely to receive in that regard. In the absence of a marriage ceremony, a black eye is his promissory note to love, honor, cherish, and protect.


It is not his violence as such that causes her to leave him, but the eventual realization that his violence is not, in fact, a sign of his commitment to her. She discovers that he is unfaithful to her, or that his income is greater than she suspected and is spent outside the home, and it is only then that his violence seems intolerable. So convinced is she that violence is an intrinsic and indispensable part of relations between the sexes, however, that if by some chance she alights next time upon a nonviolent man, she suffers acute discomfort and disorientation; she may, indeed, even leave him because of his insufficient concern for her. Many of my violently abused women patients have told me that they find nonviolent men intolerably indifferent and emotionally distant, rage being the only emotion they've ever seen a man express. They leave them quicker than they leave men who have beaten and otherwise abused them.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

At $40 per set they better come with my two favourites, "Live Laugh Love" and the tale of the old Indian chieftain with the two gay wolfs!

At least give me the two sets of footprints in the sand.

 

[speedweed]

These people obviously want community, but why do they routinely create/join the most anti-social, degenerate and unambitious communities imaginable?

What's weirdest to me is that many neo-pagans come from pretty normal backgrounds with a present family and all the other things one associates with leading a normal functioning life.

Yet for some reason they decide to eschew all these wonderful things and spend all their money on weed, crystals and period blood jars in order to fit in with their equally lumpen roommates.

Boggles my mind and activates my almonds.

 

[Agarathium1066]

It is with a heavy heart that I contribute to this thread. Finns actually managed to keep the pagan traditions long enough that they were recorded from genuine pagans, not like Poetic Edda which was narrated by Christians and recorded by Christians. The "ancient poems of the Finnish people" contains 100,000 genuine pagan spells and incantations. Some Finnic people like Maris have kept unbroken pagan tradition alive to this day, and 15% of them consider themselves pagan.

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Don't feel too bad I'm sure it's not that b- oh my, that's.. hmm. Well it seems like the usual suspects are similar even half a world away. Dirty, surly, and at least mildly malformed.

These people obviously want community, but why do they routinely create/join the most anti-social, degenerate and unambitious communities imaginable?

What's weirdest to me is that many neo-pagans come from pretty normal backgrounds with a present family and all the other things one associates with leading a normal functioning life.

In my experience a lot of the reason why they both desire these things is that a desire for community and belonging is a human trait. They want these things quite badly yet they often hold a serious grudge against conservative values and their own families. Thus they make these volatile and strange groups that only manage to function for a short time before facing serious implosion. They often keep up the usual purity spirals that will inevitably lead to someone being in the outgroup, then another split off that repeats the cycle. Forever.

 

[speedweed]

In my experience a lot of the reason why they both desire these things is that a desire for community and belonging is a human trait. They want these things quite badly yet they often hold a serious grudge against conservative values and their own families. Thus they make these volatile and strange groups that only manage to function for a short time before facing serious implosion.

I have faith that most of these people at some point realise how skewed their sense of spirituality is and decide to reconnect with their parents.

I guess they either find Jesus or become Trans-Thulian baby murderers.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Don't feel too bad I'm sure it's not that b- oh my, that's.. hmm. Well it seems like the usual suspects are similar even half a world away. Dirty, surly, and at least mildly malformed.


In my experience a lot of the reason why they both desire these things is that a desire for community and belonging is a human trait. They want these things quite badly yet they often hold a serious grudge against conservative values and their own families. Thus they make these volatile and strange groups that only manage to function for a short time before facing serious implosion. They often keep up the usual purity spirals that will inevitably lead to someone being in the outgroup, then another split off that repeats the cycle. Forever.

lots of them grew up in fundie households so they were taught by their parents to be superstitious and lack critical thinking. It has already been brought up how they even treat these pagan deities the same way you see protestants think about Jesus, as if it were your bowling buddy who you talk with, ask for advice on trivial bullshit and who will take the wheel if you are drunk driving. The purity spirals are also a remnant of that, is like the more they want to rebel the more they are like the thing they rebel against.

 

[Agarathium1066]

I have faith that most of these people at some point realise how skewed their sense of spirituality is and decide to reconnect with their parents.

Hard to say, there's a ton of other ways it can go and their parents aren't always spotless victims either. There's going to be real mistakes and fuck-ups that color their views along with bullshit as well.

lots of them grew up in fundie households so they were thought by their parents to be superstitious and lack critical thinking. It has already been brought up how they even treat these pagan deities the same way you see protestants think about Jesus, as if it were your bowling buddy who you talk with, ask for advice on trivial bullshit and who will take the wheel if you are drunk driving. The purity spirals are also a remnant of that, is like the more they want to rebel the more they are like the thing they rebel against.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the 'Preacher's Daughter' stereotype exists for a reason and most often they end up going wild for 10-20 years then eventually becoming no different from their parents as they hit the latter half of their thirties or early 40s. Not always, mind, I've met plenty who just doubled down and became even weirder.

I can understand having the same Christian view on things, what else do most of them experience other than that? Without being spurred to research it or having someone to teach them other rituals they'll just turn to Christian Madlibs worship.