DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkScrubPhil]

I still can't believe that he's still blaming his accountant for something that happened OVER FIVE YEARS AGO.

Phil, you have a revenue of 120k a year. ONE HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS a year. We know this because we can see your B&O payments and we can do forbidden maths to calculate your revenue. We also know that there's no way your expenses are five thousand a month. Two thousand maybe if you're reinvesting in your "business". So, we know you're lying.

Short story, the real reason you're in the situation is you. Yes, you. You want someone to blame, blame you. You can't control your spending. You spend far more in gacha than you should. You make more than most people, yet you are stuck in this beg mode because you want to live this lifestyle that you can't afford.

Do you want to know why you're in this situation? Look in a mirror.

 

[PieceofShet]

...aaaand Bison is behind paywall, only with nazi hat. He mentioned again the "no contribution".

 

[KD6-3.7]

Just a little taste of Phil’s kahntent tonight. This is surely worth every cent of that $150 goal.

Fucking pathetic.

 

[King Nutsack]

"I haven't played with Bison, but we're saving Bison for the Bison Hat! We need a lot more tips to get there, guys. Like I said, we haven't had a contribution now in.... about 45 minutes. It would be great if we could, guys."

I still think one of the reasons he put the hat goal down from $150 to $100 is because he realized he'd never get to do his Nazi cosplay on the SF streams unless OIC was in a generous mood. Now he's not going to get it anyway. Get used to not hitting those tip goals, Dave.

 

[tzgnilki]

1hr update

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So basically he took this long to come up with a version of "no u" and lies about not being able to talk about it thinking hes so clever that this absolves him from any comments questioning why he doesn't debunk it.

PP, again, you aren't as clever as you think you are. You're as subtle as a rhino throwing a tantrum and as transparent as air.

 

[David Davidson]

Phil now officially stating he has lawyers to deal with "all the trolling"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Jaxx, you really are demonstrating that you're the ultimate denthead. You know what? You don't deserve that Hot Wheels car I mentioned before. You deserve a clown car. Because you belong with Phil.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Trolls lose.

Jaxx is still donating.

 

[PieceofShet]

He keep saying "I would argue" when someone asking a simple question. Dude, just answer normally.
-How old is Jasper?
-I would argue...

 

[Xenomorph]

He'd never do that. If they reverse a single transaction Scopely will nuke his account.

This is a guy who lied to a judge and the IRS, dont put it past him to be a moron and try it not knowing that will happen cause he is an idiot.

 

[cjöcker]

He'd never do that. If they reverse a single transaction Scopely will nuke his account.

It's iTunes that would deal with the disputes, not Scopely. It may get his Game Centre account banned which I think he may need to log into WWE?

 

[Fragarach]

I know this is hardly news, but man his belches are disgusting. I swear he belches more when tips are low as a way to punish his flock for not offering him sufficient tribute.

 

[Xenomorph]

What an idiot they went back to 2020 proving he was spending insane amounts of money and since he cries poor he would know if he was losing THOUSANDS to fraud.

Idiot.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

I know this is hardly news, but man his belches are disgusting. I swear he belches more when tips are low as a way to punish his flock for not offering him sufficient tribute.

That, along with retarded singing, bottle crunches, and the ever-present clownbox.

 

[Fragarach]

Someone tipped at asked Phil his favorite Pokemon and he couldn't even answer THAT. Holy fuck, he fence-sits on EVERYTHING.

 

[HansGruber]

Putting a game character behind a self imposed paywall may be one of the scummiest extortion tactics this honker could play. Did he really do that?

 

[SojiroSakura]

Someone tipped at asked Phil his favorite Pokemon and he couldn't even answer THAT. Holy fuck, he fence-sits on EVERYTHING.

He would argue anyway.

He is so incredibly toxic towards developers holy shit.

Edit: "PLEASE I haven't picked Bison for 2 weeks, I REALLY WANT TO. PLEASE GUYS."
Edit 2: Phil: "Everyone told me to put the hats at $100! YOU did."
Everyone in chat: "The hats suck"

 

[NotValKilmer]

You almost have to think Dave is self aware of his spud/child audience with the smoke&mirrors bullshit explanation he gave about the leaks

 

[d1nx]

wait lmao is he buying a new set of headphones just so he can wear hats on stream?