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Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)
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Well, that is the second craziest thing I've ever read.
No need to mail Chris letters, he can hear your prayers.
No need to mail Chris letters, he can hear your prayers.
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"...And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention..." -- Is he going to Epstein himself?
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Chris is most likely in solitary confinement, I don't see them putting him in gen pop. He's been totally by himself with no external stimuli for more than a month. This kind of thing breaks normal people, imagine what it does to a guy who was broken already.
Other then the boredom and loneliness, my guess is he also has literally nothing to do but read the bible. If he is going for the insanity defense then he's laying it on way too thick, but given Chris's general retardation of course he would. Still, Chris has always had a martyr complex and his delusions have been getting more and more...uhh..."cosmic" in recent years.
Fucked up thing is, him going full christ delusion is probably the most normal thing he's ever done. This man can't be insane, his delusions are too normal
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Damn it, even Chris's mental delusions are shameless ripoffs.
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Does this mean the dang dirty trolls are still going to be an active threat he has to fight against in prison?
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Mr. Chandler, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent letter were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this Forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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So... Is this Chris's version of a Blue Screen of Death?
Lord, please let him be creating a cult in his prison
Lord, please let him be creating a cult in his prison
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Someone send him a copy of Lord of the Rings so we can find out if he thinks he's a fat hobbit with the One ring.
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I knew he would be going crazy without his toys but didn't think he would develop an actual god complex. I would be legitimately concerned about the safety of the people around him if I were the one passing down the sentence.
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I bet the guards had a good chuckle reading this before sending it for him.
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So if Christine is the reincarnation of Jesus does that mean Sonichu is the New New testament? The Book of Sonichu
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wow... this really puts my mental breakdown to shame.
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They're using the Latin Version Called "Liber Zanshoes"
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I guess Chris asked for a bible while in prison and has naturally that did nothing good for his multi dimensional multiverse god complex.
This timeline is getting weirder by the day holy shit.
This timeline is getting weirder by the day holy shit.
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Too late, Chris already fucked a hooker before Barb.Honestly, I'd consider it a good thing that Chris didn't get laid legitimately in the end.
It'd give all of us no excuse.
"Even Chris Chan can get pussy, why not you?"
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Who needs fanfics anymore with luck Chris will send letters like this for next 10 years.
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Chris went from believing he could curse people with "God and Jesus" on his side, to believing he is Jesus.
From "Classic Chris" on a "Love Quest" for an Aryan supermodel "Barb 2.0" to a "tomgirl" who incested Barb.
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Yea, but that's a prostitute. Personally I don't consider it the same.
Although we're discussing the semantics of a motherfucker tard getting his bent duck wet on an internet forum so I guess I shouldn't be TOO critical.
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