Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[The Dude]

Lou, like many people, are mad that Chris Pratt is playing Mario in the upcoming Super Mario Bros movement due to him subscribing to an anti-gay church with a history of pedophilia, being pretty proud of getting an HR complaint letter after flashing a female co-star, and follows various right wing people and organizations on Instagram like Turning Point USA or Dan Crenshaw.
If you're gonna be mad at anyone Lou, be mad at Nintendo. They approve the casting choices.
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Lou tells people to ask for the truth, which is funny considering when people give him truths it's a coin flip on whether or not he'll meltdown and accuse them of being us.
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Jesus Christ, Lou. They're teenagers in that TV Show. They all literally go to a high school.
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Lou is fat and I would not have sex with him.
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Lou is so fat that he developed a fetish for it
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Lou is bummed that not many artists will draw his fetishes though, as they've apparently been told "ew" on multiple occasions
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Louie is going to really have the bald brass balls to accuse Kiwi Farms to be nothing but "lies and fake news" when he himself is such a notorious and well-known liar? That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him. Louie and the truth haven't been familiar acquaintances in a very long time, if they ever were to begin with. He has an ever-growing reputation in the furfag fandom and grifting Twatter troon community for being especially dishonest and heinously manipulative in his selfish pursuit of greed and vapid materialism. And even after all his instances that this thread is nothing but lies, his only evidence backing up his claims of dishonesty by Kiwi Farms near as much amounts to "Bevause I said so. Dude, just trust me." Get fucked, you mongoloid lard golem. You're a bigger liar than any twenty Kiwis, and you're just shitter-shattered that everyone can see through your lies and bullshit.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou says this, probably not knowing that if Disney loses the lawsuit, the MCU likely won't be as big of a thing anymore as Marvel wouldn't have the character rights.

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Lou apparently gets a denial letter relating to SSI after mentioning that they're almost definitely gonna get a denial letter relating to SSI.

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Some political quote tweets regarding the pandemic and Biden saying that trillionaires and billionaires have gotten off easy for too long.

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Has Lou criticized the Suicide Prevention Line and called them cops in the past or is my memory failing me?

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[Aunt Carol]

You'd sure think a gal would post her (redacted) rejection documentation, to get in better with the chronic illness contingent. Those folks, why I bet they could help a poor country tiddytiger figure out what the explicitly-stated denial reasons actually mean.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

You'd sure think a gal would post her (redacted) rejection documentation, to get in better with the chronic illness contingent. Those folks, why I bet they could help a poor country tiddytiger figure out what the explicitly-stated denial reasons actually mean.

It probably says "We are denying your application for disability payments because you are not even remotely disabled, fucknuts."

 

[BananaSlamma]

It probably says "We are denying your application for disability payments because you are not even remotely disabled, fucknuts."

This and the fact that his needs are taken care of.
SSI is based off level of need, and is used for impoverished disabled people that legitimately have trouble working or can't work at all. Lou's needs are provided by his parents in a house that his parents own, and Lou is perfectly capable of walking around a store like Walmart for an extended period, therefor he gets denied.

If he's going with SSDI, he'd be denied on the fact that it requires work and tax history, for which he seems to have none.

 

[Dusk]

You'd sure think a gal would post her (redacted) rejection documentation, to get in better with the chronic illness contingent. Those folks, why I bet they could help a poor country tiddytiger figure out what the explicitly-stated denial reasons actually mean.

He did post that first that said "lmao this mf hasn't worked ever get fucked lol" but no evidence since then. I don't know how you could appeal when you literally haven't paid into the system enough to benefit from it, so I think this is all made up.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Lou is bummed that not many artists will draw his fetishes though, as they've apparently been told "ew" on multiple occasions

Alright, so because I'm a tremendous autist of course I decided to hop right on this tweet, fetishart commission sperging ahoy (seriously if I do this shit too much just lemme know, Lou and co are just the bottom of the barrel cheapo freak commissioners that I hate).

Spoiler: commissions are expensive

So this. This first. First up I just wanna say that I can kind of understand where they're coming from; while I'm obviously a fan of artists making what they're worth, niche art markets by popular artists in the world of private commissions do tend to lean towards auctions in a way that makes it very hard for normal people to get a shot at the apple. Two particular markets in particular (adoptable/closed species and furry/fetish) stuff have a tendency to have a few wierdos with a great deal of money and a compulsive shopping habit; I'm not talking about people getting priced out of auctions naturally in the 'I'm gonna go to $xxx and no hire, ah shoot someone bid $10, I'm out' way, I'm talking 'this (average level art piece of a sparkledog) has been up for auction for two minutes and someone paid the auto-bid amount of $2500'. No, that's not a typo.
So in a very, very, VERY limited way I get that for normal people who don't like to drop several month's rent on a picture of their big titty furry, it's frustrating when some artists only offer slots via auction and they're competing with... whoever DOES that.

THAT SAID, I went and looked up CanadianFloof here's publicly displayed (highly NSFW) commissions...
Picture by Araidian, ~$70
Picture by Fierglief, ~$50
Picture by FangTheWolf, (unknown).
They're all absolutely repulsive hypermuscle, fat fetish, hyper peen/nipple abominations. Not linking them here because this way you guys don't have to suffer as I have suffered. Did you know 'fat cave' is a genre of art? Now I do and I can never un-know that.

While I'd say those are reasonable prices to pay for passable art (a lined fullbody piece with some nice shading from an artist of middling quality; this isn't a bad amount to set aside if you Kiwis are willing to shop conscientiously and aren't looking for anything crazy) if you're 'too poor for commissions' you definitely shouldn't be dropping $50+ to show your dragon's head-sized nipples leaking all over them, and IF YOU'RE MAKING PEOPLE DRAW THAT YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE THEY DESERVE TO CHARGE YOU OUT THE ASS FOR IT.
Want disgusting degenerate shit? It should come as no surprise those artists can, will, and probably SHOULD ream you for every cent because they've got your wierd, thirsty ass over a barrel and they know it.

And Lou has no excuse tacking himself onto this because his average spending range, when not sloppily sucking Gneech's dick, is like $5-10. No shit artists aren't in your pricerange.

And then we have this guy here, qq'ing about how people think the shit he commissions is gross, and Lou and his fatfur friend Ciraeon chiming in. To save you guys your eyeballs because I have a furaffinity account and I'm not afraid to use it, I will proceed to tell you what exactly it is that these lovely individuals scare artists off with:

Spoiler: I'm gonna dip my computer in bleach

DurnDragon: giantess, hyper, feet, futa, hyper muscle/breast/nipple/peen/nutsack, feral, 'I can't tell what the fuck this is supposed to even be anymore' anatomy, maybe like... latex-adjacent? They have a bunch of art of themself rendered like they've been dipped in metal or some shit, a lot of screenshots of them running around in VRChat with their hyper-futa avatar, wierd photoshops of real tigers with inflated muscles which I don't like at ALL,

Ciraeon: this is that guy who's come up in the thread as 'hyper porn so grotesque that it almost becomes abstract and you can't even tell what's happening or what body part you're looking at any given time'. Highlights include: hyper muscle, inflation/hyperfat, hyper breasts/nipples/peen/asshole/nutsack, futa where two characters appear to be giving themselves boob jobs because they're squished together chest to chest and their dicks are as tall as they are, some sort of 3d modeled latex hyper nightmare that's entitled 'painting the room' and involves some really questionable liquids, feet, pokemon, giantess, I think a dragon fucking a car? Muscle 'gain' progression, more feet. I think there's one SFW picture in this entire gallery, and I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be suggestive of maw/vore. So... that's a thing. So many images where I can't even tell what the fuck is happening because again, everyone looks like Amazon packing material covered in big throbbing veins and liquids and shit. This guy is apparently an artist, idk why Lou doesn't just commission him (oh wait, probably costs more than $5).

Lou: Lou obviously goes without saying, though at the very least I'm grateful he's never ventured into the 'dick so big it has its own fat rolls' territory like the other two here. Limited muscle, limited hyper breast/dick/muscle, taur, extra limbs/heads, ponies, forced transformation. Notice that Lou has never been into fat/inflation, he gets enough experience with that irl lol.

Now I just wanna say that when you work with furries you expect a certain level of... weirdness and lack of social boundaries. Please keep in mind that I'm primarily a SFW artist and advertise myself as such, and I've dealt with: people who want the entire commission process to be like, in-character and would only refer to the shit they were having me draw as 'me and my mate' and would respond in the first person only ('can you make my tits bigger, etc). I've had a (very nice and polite commissioner, to his credit) send his initial inquiry with a one-sentence description of the character with the inclusion of his dong length and circumcision status because apparently that was a top priority. It's pretty normal to get linked ref sheets with giant erect dicks on them when doing regular SFW commissions without any sort of warning or censoring. Thanks to refs I've received before, I'm unfortunately aware that there are entire accounts out there dedicated to making headcanon art of the dicks of various video game bosses (I haven't played Dark Souls, and now I don't think I ever can). Plenty of people specify whether their fursona's junk is humanlike or uh, 'species appropriate' (I remember an old Artist_Beware about someone who had a female zebra 'sona who apparently had anatomically correct zebra vagina... and sent an artist photo reference with no warning whatsoever).

Furries send you weird shit, it's just part of the game. So please consider what overblown level of gross, nasty shit these guys are asking for where they're getting a 'no, what's wrong with you' reaction from FURRY ARTISTS who see this shit constantly.
Or how insufferable they've got to be, for the artist to use that as an excuse to drop them like a hot potato. Looking at you, Lou.

Congrats, way more than anyone wanted to know about furry fetish bullshit, I'll take my stickers now thanks.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

@BoobWhiskers replies are bugged again but I have to say to you, I salute your efforts dealing with this.

I'm at the stage in my life where I'm having to consider if it's time to draw furry shit. I need the money. It's good money too when it gets degenerate, but do I want to curse myself with that? Not really. But I also really need the money

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I'm at the stage in my life where I'm having to consider if it's time to draw furry shit. I need the money. It's good money too when it gets degenerate, but do I want to curse myself with that? Not really. But I also really need the money

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I mean it is good money but there's other places out there too, if you can draw and have good customer manner. The majority of what I do currently has actually shifted away from furry stuff; I found other markets, put a focus on small, more budget-friendly pieces that take advantage of the fact that i work very quickly, and I'm using the higher output to get my work out in places where more people see it and then come to me with jobs. It's all a matter of playing to your strengths and what you're fast/good at drawing, never feel like you have to lock yourself into one market you don't enjoy for the sake of making money!
(seriously, if you do art and want suggestions, DM me sometime).

On-topic, I kinda wanna go do a breakdown of Lou's art spending habits sometime. I know @Pale Empress (I think) did an exhaustive list at one point and I kinda wanna make a spreadsheet of what sort of cheap option he took every time (and how many of those artists were like, super underage to be sending his 'that's a fetish' ref to).

 

[Minister Burroughs]

I hope revealing my handwriting doesn't count as PLing. I can't help but put down on paper what I see as the most grievous errors Lou commits with this unintentional hilarity. (I can't reply to the post). To its credit, MS Word obviously caught his many spelling errors, but it couldn't do a thing about his grammar. The ability to speak the English language with any level of fluency is reserved for us who communicate in more than 280 characters, and Lou is not of that number.
I wish Lou all the best in passing 6th grade English, I know it can be tough.

 

[Kane Lives]

Spoiler: off topic

I mean it is good money but there's other places out there too, if you can draw and have good customer manner. The majority of what I do currently has actually shifted away from furry stuff; I found other markets, put a focus on small, more budget-friendly pieces that take advantage of the fact that i work very quickly, and I'm using the higher output to get my work out in places where more people see it and then come to me with jobs. It's all a matter of playing to your strengths and what you're fast/good at drawing, never feel like you have to lock yourself into one market you don't enjoy for the sake of making money!
(seriously, if you do art and want suggestions, DM me sometime).

On-topic, I kinda wanna go do a breakdown of Lou's art spending habits sometime. I know @Pale Empress (I think) did an exhaustive list at one point and I kinda wanna make a spreadsheet of what sort of cheap option he took every time (and how many of those artists were like, super underage to be sending his 'that's a fetish' ref to).

Replying to this because your other post isn't quotable directly.

Given how cheap Good Old Fat Lou is here, I'm surprised he still managed to scrouge up artists who are in the $5 to $20 range he seemed to adopt. But the quality of the art he gotten speaks for himself. Also yikes at the other orbiter's FA. These guys are not remotely even in the same planet as the rest of us in terms of fetishes.

 

[Dusk]

I hope revealing my handwriting doesn't count as PLing. I can't help but put down on paper what I see as the most grievous errors Lou commits with this unintentional hilarity. (I can't reply to the post). To its credit, MS Word obviously caught his many spelling errors, but it couldn't do a thing about his grammar. The ability to speak the English language with any level of fluency is reserved for us who communicate in more than 280 characters, and Lou is not of that number.
I wish Lou all the best in passing 6th grade English, I know it can be tough.
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Oh my God, is this Proust? It's so evocative...

 

[MetalParakeet]

Does anyone remember the name of that orbiter of his who was constantly grifting for basic supplies for his infant?

I wanted to check in on him but I haven't seen him pop up on Louis feed in awhile

 

[GayDemiBoy]

For any wondering if Croust will be making another design on Lou's awful tiger, he is and they'll be up for auction sometime this weekend probably.

 

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I hope revealing my handwriting doesn't count as PLing. I can't help but put down on paper what I see as the most grievous errors Lou commits with this unintentional hilarity. (I can't reply to the post). To its credit, MS Word obviously caught his many spelling errors, but it couldn't do a thing about his grammar. The ability to speak the English language with any level of fluency is reserved for us who communicate in more than 280 characters, and Lou is not of that number.
I wish Lou all the best in passing 6th grade English, I know it can be tough.
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These are genuinely very sound and appropriate corrections. This is like watching a teacher criticize the weird kid's slash fanfiction but without the secondhand embarrassment.

One thing I like to add is making dialogue have stops and pauses to make it more "natural" is a common yet annoying pitfall writers fall into. If you're writing a screenplay, a stutter, pause, or stammer is a tool to convey a character's hesitation which should be used sparingly regardless. But, in the context of writing, you wouldn't incorporate it into the dialogue, you would instead describe it. For instance, rather than have the character explicitly say:

He looks around. "N-nothing happened, I d-don't feel any different," he says.

You would write it as:

Jiggling with each biting syllable, he belches out his words with a stifled rhythm. "Nothing happened," he gurgles while struggling to speak and think at the same time, "I don't feel any different."

Granted less verbosely. The medium of text is fun because of how the reader can use their imagination for things such as ambiguous descriptions or delivery of dialogue, but having to read a stammer or stutter expressed in explicit dialogue is like driving over a pothole. It's an irritating distraction that is better off avoiding. Dialogue, to me, is a fickle beast, and there's a lot of things I can pick apart with Louis's use of it. For instance, the trite use of the word "master," characters flip-flopping between a poetic or casual tone, lack of any context for the dialogue, and so on. It's just in particular, the depiction of pauses or stutters is a pet peeve of mine.

Another thing is how Louis gets small details wrong, such as the television swapping on and off in the living room by itself due to continuity errors, like you pointed out. I didn't notice this on my first read through because it's such an extraneous detail, which his writing is so full of that I just glaze over it. When telling a story, your writing needs to be air tight. If something is there that has no relevance, either to plot or symbology, it needs to get cut out. For instance, why would the television be left on? Is it the set up for some sort of payoff, like him glancing over and seeing some form of foreshadowing via a coincidental show about magic? Is it symbolic, such as of his noisy, hectic lifestyle? Will it have some plot relevance, like him being able to pass off the noise to his parents as just the television? If you answer "no" to all three of things, this needs to go. For instance, rather than have his self-insert be inspired by a poster, how about have him see his role model on the television when thinking of something to wish for? That specific poster itself didn't even exist in the story until it needed to be there. When you have useless details like this just shoved in, of course you're going to screw it up, because look at how many plates you have spinning.

Then what about conflict? As a writer, that should be your favorite part to create. Every story needs an antagonist, and "bad guys" aren't limited to actual people or beings. How about some hesitation with his wish? The character asking "do I really want this?" In this context, his own doubt is the "antagonist." Taking my previous suggestion, he gets the idea for transforming into his model from the television. Then he has some sort of inner turmoil asking if he really wants this. Then he scans his room and sees all the posters before realizing this is the dream wanted all along. It's simple, but it's something. Story without conflict is just boring. With this change, you improve the cohesion of some of this useless chaff into something of actual relevance.

I know, I'm talking to a brick wall. But this isn't good writing, and it's not bad enough to be avant-garde. How can you call yourself a writer if you clearly don't care about what you're writing outside of its use as fetish fuel?

 

[Gay Persona]

I hope revealing my handwriting doesn't count as PLing. I can't help but put down on paper what I see as the most grievous errors Lou commits with this unintentional hilarity. (I can't reply to the post). To its credit, MS Word obviously caught his many spelling errors, but it couldn't do a thing about his grammar. The ability to speak the English language with any level of fluency is reserved for us who communicate in more than 280 characters, and Lou is not of that number.
I wish Lou all the best in passing 6th grade English, I know it can be tough.
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Literally just created an account to ask what does PWC mean

 

[tofu dog]

@BoobWhiskers
Replies bugged etc, but I just wanna say I don't think you do your art breakdowns too much and I really enjoy reading them. I'm coming from a similar place with furry commissions and the way people act when buying art, so I honestly just find them really refreshing to read.

I'm relieved to be far out of Lou's price range, but I do tend to feel pretty bad for the teenagers and inexperienced artists he heaps his bullshit on.

 

[BananaSlamma]

They're not even bothering to hide how horny they are anymore.

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[Aunt Carol]

Literally just created an account to ask what does PWC mean

In this context, "poor word choice."

I'm relieved to be far out of Lou's price range, but I do tend to feel pretty bad for the teenagers and inexperienced artists he heaps his bullshit on.

Imagine how excited the new artist is to start getting commissions, eager to communicate back and forth with their clients and create art together... ...or just anticipating a businesslike transaction, maybe a reference sheet if they're lucky.

Instead, they've embarked on a correspondence with Lou. Even if he doesn't change what breed of tittycat he wants at the last minute, imagine how demanding and bizarre and depressive he must be when he knows he doesn't have the public eye on his writing.

 

[Loona]

They're not even bothering to hide how horny they are anymore.
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