In tonight's very cleverly titled "
Beezin" stream, after roughly 2 hours of farting, shrieking, wheezing, laughing overly-loud at every bit of unintelligible nonsense Nader said, eating, yelling about Haydurs, and overall gunting about: Canada's reigning Lokma-Eating Champ took a moment, leaned back in her gamer chair and got
VERY SERIOUS as she grabbed a fat fistful of almonds:
"So. I wanna talk about weightloss for a minute, if you don't mind. Um."
"So I've been, like...."
<crams almonds into Lokma-hole, chews as loudly as humanly possible>
"Teetering, like betweeeen 336 and like... 340 or whatever",
<more almonds: smackCRONCHglarp>
"Soooo -
or 343, even- but I feel like I'm gonna start eating more
<more fucking almonds, MAKE IT STOP> at home and more
cooked food" <CRUNCHITYCRUNCHSMACKSMACKSMACK>
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At this point Nader, either concerned that his cash cow is going to choke to death on these almonds or perhaps wondering like the rest of us what the fuck she meant by her plan to
START eating "
cooked food", was intrigued enough to apparently look away from his shiny new iPhone long enough to half-heartedly exclaim: "
Hmmmm?"
"I'm talking about weight, my weightloss updates" she explains, "and like saying how I'm gonna like be eating more healthy food!"
"
Yeah, you say that before" Nader quips, "
You do what you want".
Gunty McMouthFullOfAlmonds counters with "but you like to cook, so!"
"
I always cook" Nader says, defeatedly.
<SHOVES ENORMOUS HANDFUL OF NUTS IN FACEHOLE, MY GOD HOW MANY ALMONDS ARE IN THIS BAG>
Chantal then explains gleefully that he'll cook a nice meal - and then she'll go to McDonald's instead. "
The Beezin's in the blood!" she says with a shit-eating grin, mouth STILL full of almonds.
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Nader is apparently not having any of this:
"
So don't talk about weight", he curtly retorts.
"We have to stop the McDonald's Beezin, guys," she sighs sadly, "because it's not doing anything for my health".
"I'm pushing 40! If I don't do something now..."
She suddenly gets distracted with something else in chat and then comes to the most grim realization yet:
"I have no more nuts now!"
<PICKS NUTS OUT OF TEETH>
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Overall, a terrible Guntstream, but I rate this particular scene a solid 7/10
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