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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
It's too bad cops don't pay more attention to key search words. I'd laugh so hard if one stumbled across her '100 seizures while driving" storyline and yeeted her license.



Do you think the tranch is currently sucking each other off in celebration?

It's funny that the only post that has more than 1 like (transcucumber) is the one that says she's leaving
 
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Adult Female Athlete said:
I wonder what prompted her to start driving at 1 in the morning. It definitely wasn't out of concern for the animals, that monster. One tweet mentioned that she "sure as shit" can't still be at the tranch in the morning so something must have gone down. Now she's tweeting about having a seizure every five fucking minutes on the road no doubt hoping Bonnie will read that and feel bad about sending her away.
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On the one hand maybe it was flat out BPD paranoia and nothing in particular happened. On the other...
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Place your bets now:
A) Kindness continues to have seizures until Bonnie puts his foot down and insists Sky leaves her alone, because this negativity is harming his beloved
B) Kindness continues to have seizures until Bonnie decides to drive her home because it's not safe for her to drive (but her car is still on the tranch so she has an excuse to come back)
C) Kindness continues to have seizures until even Bonnie doesn't give a shit and bundles her into her car
D) Kindness does not fake any more seizures, saving them for a future manipulation tool
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...anyone who put their chips on C, you may well be winning a Kindness pissing video of your very own!
I'm also happy that this crazy bitch did decide to head off at 1am because timezones mean I got a lovely Saturday morning surprise.
 
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MetalParakeet said:
Shes posting every 10 min or less. You cannot tell me she's not texting and driving.

Now she's suddenly ranting about having to talk to 3 cops whereas an hour ago, 1 had simply driven behind her.

If she crashes, I hope it's a single vehicle accident
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It's a fairly obvious BPD manipulation ploy to try and get Boner to come and pick her up. I hope he does.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
It's a fairly obvious BPD manipulation ploy to try and get Boner to come and pick her up. I hope he does.
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I don't think she wants him to pick her up, but perhaps convince him that she can't do the trip back and forth so she needs to move in

Interesting how only one trancher is up and liking her posts. Guess the rest are having a relief nap

The music links in every single post is an interesting manic spiral. Thank God her seizures let her look stuff up on your tube
 
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Trianon said:
If her interest in furries is like her interest in diaper kink, it's just an easy way to "socialize" with people who barely have more self-respect than her. She's not really into it, but it comes with a premade audience and/or friend group and/or sex partners. Easy pickings.
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My guess is due to her extreme BPD she's probably burnt a lot of bridges with normal people, plus while a BPD chick might be fun to hang out with in your early twenties due to their crazy and unpredictable nature it becomes a liability in your late 20s and normal men can spot the crazy ten miles away by then. Getting into the furry, diaper and troon shit just allows her to meet new victims who have no idea what sort of crazy they're in for, plus being incels means they're just happy to cum into an actual pussy instead of a cum sock / amhole.

I look forward to the rape accusations and pathetic "suicide" attempts.
 
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I find it hilarious that she's now posting youtube links to songs while tweeting about seizures. Great to know that the soundtrack to "losing all sensation in my limbs" and having to pull over is apparently Raspberry Beret by Prince. "She wasn't too bright, but I could tell when she kissed me she knew how to get her kicks" indeed.
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
It's a fairly obvious BPD manipulation ploy to try and get Boner to come and pick her up. I hope he does.
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Is he awake? If she left in the middle of the night Bonnie might assume she just went downstairs to spend 5 hours mopping the floor while crying again.
 
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Relevant song choice
 

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Kindness is angry that a cop did nothing to her.
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Kindness is having seizures driving home.
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Retard offers to send Kindness cash, she declines.
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Kindness had to switch back and forth between different alters to give the other ones a break.
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Kindness vagueposts about Bonnie.
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Kindness then threw up violently.
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Kindness is currently sitting on the side of the road doing witchcraft to "reap a soul", while listening to a very interestingly titled song.
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And...she has made it home.

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MetalParakeet said:
First thing I noticed too. Thought she had a rat rescue? Weird to just mention that one is ok
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Got motivated, searched thread, do not like what I found. She has/had at least 2 3 before she left, and this was in the description:

My name is Zion, a transgender man, and I sincerely and urgently need your help. Together with my therapy dog Loki, my cat Galaxy, and my small troupe of rescued pet rats, we are seeking immediate financial relief from the physically abusive behavior of our roommate and ex-partner.
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ETA -- Noticed second pic where there's a grey rat, so that makes 3 at least.
 
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Got motivated, searched thread, do not like what I found. She has/had at least 2 3 before she left, and this was in the description:



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ETA -- Noticed second pic where there's a grey rat, so that makes 3 at least.
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She made another post saying they were all alive.

But there shouldn't be any circumstance outside of an unexpected hospitalization where you have to express how happy/surprised you are for your pets to not be dead
 

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MetalParakeet said:
She made another post saying they were all alive.

But there shouldn't be any circumstance outside of an unexpected hospitalization where you have to express how happy/surprised you are for your pets to not be dead
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Good find, and I'd say alls well that ends well, except for that to be 100% true those poor critters would need to have a new home that didn't involve this perpetually-naked BPD wreck. Pretty sure a top hat just spontaneously materialized atop my head from disgust-rage.

Side note -- Forum is being weird as hell, couldn't see even the bare existence of attachments on your recent posts until I relogged. That's a new one. Stupid DDOS.
 
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