Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Boom Boss]

Wasn't it a few weeks ago that Chris posted some pics of him hanging with the boys and Bob was actually there!

in one picture...

with Chris...

and only Chris...

and the drink platter with names on it didn't have Bob's name on it...

Anybody got the pics?

 

[Positron]

Chris might be nuts but even he recoils from that particular abyss:

Well he answers the question. The internet hates Pratt simply because he is an avowed Christian; the rest of the world don't share their tard rage.

Bobby maintains he would welcome a fat Pratt as life-action Mario; it is somehow his disembodied voice that bothers him. To Bobby this suggests hero leads are interchangeable (which Bobby concedes as true in the parenthesial phrase. WTF.)

It is possible to give a shit about The Peanuts because Schulz has made bookshelves of material from which the animators can draw from. Mario, not so much.


Bobby would have been 15 in 1996.

Bobby claims that with the Mario movie, he is being "unreasonable" for a change. His smug lie is pierced by others immediately.

Always on the Right Side of History, that's our Bobby!

For those who got lost on the last diatribe about Harry Potter and copyrights from Robert, don't worry, he elucidates on that:
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I love his implication that Disney is Clown Age's equivalent of the Council of Nicaea




Robert Lewis Chipman, Machiavellian puppetmaster, the man who would be King.


Another IP dispute, this time concerning capeshit (Hollywood Reporter article)

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You don't deserve Bernie if Mommy Hillary wasn't good enough for you!


Hypersonic, who just revealed Bobby as the hybrid of Hitler and Stalin, continues engaging with Bobby:


An infrequent Angel appears:

Anybody got the pics?

Here. The platter doesn't have Chris's name either. There is no context.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Man I wished the poll changed because I was sure someone predicted that the next major thing for Bob would be to chimp out over the casting for a children's movie

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Here. The platter doesn't have Chris's name either. There is no context.

I believe that the names on the tray are referring to varieties of hard cider from the Far From the Tree taproom in Salem, MA.

What's on Tap — Far From the Tree Cider

www.farfromthetreecider.com

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob has always been deeply insecure about how childish his interests are, and has always thought that super serious, 2deep4u adaptations of his favorite franchises are what will finally give him the respect he deserves for knowing so much about them. You can reliably see this whenever he discusses western Kaiju movies, where he'll bring up nonsense headcanon he invented over the course of multiple trips to the theater as fact to make the movie look more deep than garden-variety monster schlock, and in his proposals for any and all video game adaptations. He wanted a Paradise Lost epic for a Care Bears movie. His Sonic film proposal was an edgy version of High Plains Drifter. And his Mario saga must be a live action LOTR-tier epic if it will ever match the delusions he's spent the past 40 years building in his head about the Mario narrative.

Bob tried to make the case that Godzilla: King of the Monsters isn't a stupid movie because it referenced hollow Earth theory.

"This movie has a lot going on under the hood because it references real authentic pseudo-science from the 1800's!"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I hope the various estates succeed in wrangling the MCU and Marvel away from the Rat. Disney needs to be knocked down a few pegs, and Bob's squeals of pain will be hilarious.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Here. The platter doesn't have Chris's name either. There is no context.

Oof I was wrong and hard. I could've sworn he was awkwardly alone like he showed up before everyone got there and left when they arrived.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I hope the various estates succeed in wrangling the MCU and Marvel away from the Rat. Disney needs to be knocked down a few pegs, and Bob's squeals of pain will be hilarious.

Between that and Mario, I won’t be surprised if Bob gets a heart attack

 

[Chad Holdenford]

The only reason Generalissimo Blobbo won't perform a Blarms-style debacle is that he barely leaves his basement cave unless strictly necessary to do so.
Otherwise, the humanoid piece of beef tallow would go to some hapless mall theater clerk only to bash them in the head while shrieking "Non chiamare nessuno!" during a Mario Bros. movie showing, and only because this is the direct translation of "don't call anybody" that Google Translate provides.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The only reason Generalissimo Blobbo won't perform a Blarms-style debacle is that he barely leaves his basement cave unless strictly necessary to do so.
Otherwise, the humanoid piece of beef tallow would go to some hapless mall theater clerk only to bash them in the head while shrieking "Non chiamare nessuno!" during a Mario Bros. movie showing, and only because this is the direct translation of "don't call anybody" that Google Translate provides.

The real reason is that Bob is a massive coward who doesn’t want to challenge himself. Like he is a 40 year old virgin and acts like a tough guy who is super cool yet never tried to get a date or even a hooker

Bob essentially makes CWC look like a chad in comparison

 

[Cantercoin]

 

[Adamska]

The cope is so strong that Bob is screwing up the lore of his beloved Mario

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1441509094754557955

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "I'm just sayin', they're not B…

archived 25 Sep 2021 00:06:39 UTC

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"YOSHI'S ISLAND NEVER HAPPEND AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT IN THESE SUPERIOR PARTS!"
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Bob follows up with another billion dollar idea after someone said they'd watch a Mario movie with Danny Devito as Mario.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1441551296042045440

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Farley and Spade as Mario & Lu…

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I wonder why no one ever pitched it...makes you really thunk don't it?

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To not double post

Holy shit Bob's toilet burble, since I can't even call it a napkin script, is the basic ingredient for just as big a farce as the one he's currently tarding out in rage over right now.

I love Chris Farley and David Spade team-ups, Tommy Boy and Black Sheep are hilarious films. But if you want a kind of serious movie for kids you DON'T pick them for it, since they'd make Mario into a complete incompetent and Luigi would snark endlessly and have to reign him in.

It really is amazing how he's losing his shit over this film, but then can't even see why his burble would make him scream in rage just as much if not harder. It really is amazing how actually retarded he is.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Holy shit Bob's toilet burble, since I can't even call it a napkin script, is the basic ingredient for just as big a farce as the one he's currently tarding out in rage over right now.

I love Chris Farley and David Spade team-ups, Tommy Boy and Black Sheep are hilarious films. But if you want a kind of serious movie for kids you DON'T pick them for it, since they'd make Mario into a complete incompetent and Luigi would snark endlessly and have to reign him in.

It really is amazing how he's losing his shit over this film, but then can't even see why his burble would make him scream in rage just as much if not harder. It really is amazing how actually retarded he is.

It's because neither of those actors aren't evil christian conservatives

 

[Red Hood]

Chris might be nuts but even he recoils from that particular abyss:
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Well he answers the question. The internet hates Pratt simply because he is an avowed Christian; the rest of the world don't share their tard rage.

Bobby maintains he would welcome a fat Pratt as life-action Mario; it is somehow his disembodied voice that bothers him. To Bobby this suggests hero leads are interchangeable (which Bobby concedes as true in the parenthesial phrase. WTF.)
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It is possible to give a shit about The Peanuts because Schulz has made bookshelves of material from which the animators can draw from. Mario, not so much.

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Bobby would have been 15 in 1996.

Bobby claims that with the Mario movie, he is being "unreasonable" for a change. His smug lie is pierced by others immediately.
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Always on the Right Side of History, that's our Bobby!


I love his implication that Disney is Clown Age's equivalent of the Council of Nicaea
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Robert Lewis Chipman, Machiavellian puppetmaster, the man who would be King.
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Another IP dispute, this time concerning capeshit (Hollywood Reporter article)
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You don't deserve Bernie if Mommy Hillary wasn't good enough for you!
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Hypersonic, who just revealed Bobby as the hybrid of Hitler and Stalin, continues engaging with Bobby:
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An infrequent Angel appears:
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Here. The platter doesn't have Chris's name either. There is no context.

I the Ditko estate took its toys and went home...oh my God. That would be amazing.

 

[The tired cat]

While you fools were tilting at windmills, Bob was busy dueling with strawmen. There is no one having this conversation with Bob and no body but Bob would use these points and declare a win.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1441540488482361353

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""SO ARE YOU SAYING ANY UNIFORM…

archived 25 Sep 2021 00:32:54 UTC

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There's no point going over Bob's big brained talking points because it's self defeating.

Yo. Mos. Buddy. Faggot. In your scenario the racist laws are still on the books as laws so even replacing the cops won't matter because the new not cops will be enforcing the same racist laws. It's like he's dumb or something.

An yet still fat ass nor idiots like him realize that "ACAB" is a chant spouted by Neo Nazis.

Also this will totally make Bob's blood boil

 

[Absolutego]

I like how Bob's hatred for this children's movie's casting unearthed some of his hatred for Yoshi's Island

Isn't that the game he hates because it confirmed Mario wasn't actually born in Brooklyn? His autism over the idea that the Mushroom Kingdom is a real place he can get to one day always cracks me up.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I'm kinda surprised Bob never moved to Brooklyn like it was some kind of Mecca.

 

[Absolutego]

I'm kinda surprised Bob never moved to Brooklyn like it was some kind of Mecca.

I'm sure he doesn't consider himself wrangled, but there's a reason this particular tard has never moved away from his immediate family/support network. He'd suffer trying to live on his own in Brooklyn.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It really is amazing how he's losing his shit over this film, but then can't even see why his burble would make him scream in rage just as much if not harder. It really is amazing how actually retarded he is.

And we haven't seen ONE shot of this movie yet. I don't even think there's concept art save for maybe a teaser poster. We don't even know what the plot is gonna be. I'm trying to decide in my head if it would be better or worse if it'll be like the latest Jumanji movies and all the actors are sucked into the game and are trying to get out.

Hey! Remember when people like Bob and Lindsay mocked the people who were upset by 2016 Ghostbuster AFTER the trailers came out?

lol what a year that was.

Or when people hated the Star Wars movies, before and after, because they disrespected the franchise

Sucks when something you like gets treated like trash don't it Bob? Sucks when you find out that both your beloved IP and you are nothing more than products don't it Bob? Sucks when the shoe is on your one remaining foot don't it Bob?

Just remember Bob, Nintendo willfully sold the rights to make this movie to the people who made Minions

Let'sa fucking go

 

[Info Player Start]

Just remember Bob, Nintendo willfully sold the rights to make this movie to the people who made Minions

Let'sa fucking go

His still going to give it a glowing review. Can't wait