Joshua Null, this is your intervention.

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Dammit Mandrake!

Dammit Mandrake!

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It seems like our precious boy has fallen off the wagon and is once again addicted to the scourge that is Aeon of Strife styled fortress assault games going on two sides. There is no known cure for ASSFAGGOTS addiction and the only reliable remedy for most is a bullet to the head. The world needs you, Drooling Dog Man. We need you. Please let us help you with your addiction. There are plenty of JRPGs you can play or factory building games to enjoy. You could even spend your time making the perfect pizza in The Sims or driving cars with Sonic. But the route you are currently on is a dead end full of misery and suffering. Think of your pigeon family, think of your internet fwends and think of all the anime avatars that would spread far and wide without you to keep them in check.

You need to find a better way forward. We can help you. Let us in.
 
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Null said:
>JRPGs
better dead than gay
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Think of all the time you could be spending walking in circles to grind XP though.

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Stoneheart said:
I think he should play map painting games... March of Eagles is a good game!
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I'm pretty good at EU4. I suck at HOI4 and CK2 is too simple and baby and gay to enjoy. I started as a Palestinian prince and converted to Judaism to by pressing a button then created my own religion that was a Christian Syncretic, Cannibalism, and Warlike and called it Judeo-Christianity and then conquered all of Greater Israel and Rome. I then spent the rest of the game breeding and leasing out a massive army of Judeo-Christian Holy Orders to everyone in my faith to convert the map. I still can't conquer the holy land as the Knights in EU4.
 
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Frank D'arbo said:
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 meaning like it, 10 meaning I wish Japan a third nuke, how much do you hate anime
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I unironically believe that anime is a weapon against western men to create child molesting eunuchs. I think that the Japanese have helped normalized sexualization of children in the west through their media. They have a culture where it's perfectly acceptable to grab ass 10 year olds on the train and child pornography was so common in Japan during the western occupation that it led to the Americans enforcing the anti-pornography ban which is why genitals in Japan are censored to this day. They are fucking creatures completely irreconcilable to the west and America's mercy was wasted on them when it should have gone to the Germans instead. We would lose nothing having a Soviet Japan vs what we have today.
 
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Null said:
I still can't conquer the holy land as the Knights in EU4.
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Thats highly luck based. i got it first try, the Ottos AI was very retarded and got buttraped by venice+ France HRE+ Genoa and Poland over and over again, made getting a foothold in Asia minor very easy for me. on the other hand, took me 10 trys to get the big blue blob....

Savage indians are totaly broken fun right now...
 
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Null said:
I'm pretty good at EU4. I suck at HOI4 and CK2 is too simple and baby and gay to enjoy. I started as a Palestinian prince and converted to Judaism to by pressing a button then created my own religion that was a Christian Syncretic, Cannibalism, and Warlike and called it Judeo-Christianity and then conquered all of Greater Israel and Rome. I then spent the rest of the game breeding and leasing out a massive army of Judeo-Christian Holy Orders to everyone in my faith to convert the map. I still can't conquer the holy land as the Knights in EU4.
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That's ck3 dummy, ck2 doesn't have custom religions
 
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