Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[WaveBreak]

Nahh, it's "New Game+" for Chris if/and only if help is there for him and he takes it to heart and works it. People can and do change when they come out of prison, most do not hence the sterotype of Repeat Offenders.

If christ gets prison he will get put into solitary, he cannot go General Population (GP) as he will get beaten because he is...ChrisChan and he's gonna lip out he's famous on the internets. He will be brought into some prison gang in GP just for shits and giggles, his food and money will be stolen and he'll be in the hospital more than the cell.

His only recourse is to go in with the Lifers or Old Folks where they will treat him like one of their idiot children and he can "survive" there.

I have no idea if they'll move him to a Sex Offender/Predator only prison, no clue what VA does. If he doesn't get into a "home" of some sort his life expectancy is measured in years not decades.

he has never taken help to heart iirc. There is no hope

 

[Cool Dog]

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The Christ Chan era is upon us. Praise be.

We need a 3D model of chris on a cross to 3D print it and create a fake cult

 

[Unassuming Local Guy]

Maybe he wants to start his own gospel?

1 And yea did Mary Lee Walsh, whose name was Slaweel Ryam, did tear up the Attraction Sign and throw it to the ground. 2 But Chris did not falter, for He knew that the Jerkops were under the spell of Mary's powerful sorcery, 3 and would do her bidding without fail should he offend her. 4 Chris returned to his home and greeted Bob, son of Robert, father of Cole and Carol and David, 5 and his mother. 6 "Did you find an eighteen to twenty-one year old boyfriend-free girl?" she asked. 7 But He had not, for He had fallen ill with noviophobia 8 and could do nothing but crash into slumber.

 

[AnOminous]

I have no idea if they'll move him to a Sex Offender/Predator only prison, no clue what VA does. If he doesn't get into a "home" of some sort his life expectancy is measured in years not decades.

Those found to be Sexually Violent Predators get sent somewhere like this. They can also be civilly committed after their sentence is over. If Chris ends up a Tier III offender, he is pretty much fucked for life.

What he's guilty of depends on the actual facts, and we still only have the foggiest clue what those are. Chris claims fucking Barb made her senility better which seems to be admitting he knew she was incapacitated. Now he's not a doctor and isn't really qualified to give a diagnosis, but if she actually is incapacitated and he knew it, that's rape and he knew it.

Barb might not be senile enough to be completely incapable of consent under all circumstances, but if he specifically took advantage of it, like waiting until night time to rape her, it would be hard to argue he didn't know she wouldn't have consented in a normal state of mind.

That would be an aggravating factor justifying a departure from the normal sentencing guidelines, which are already pretty unfavorable to rapists anyway. The minimum on that is five, and that's what you'd get if you were a young first offender who committed a date rape, show remorse, and some chance of rehabilitation.
A raving loon jabbering about how he's Jesus and his rape was totally awesome and cool is not going to come in at the low end, and his only way out of that is probably a plea deal.

Heilberg is an absolute miracle worker if he keeps him off the sex offender registry.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I wanna hear a terroist scream "ALLAHU CHRISBAR" before pulling the cord and exploding into a bunch of leggos.

You mean 'CHRISU AKBAR', right? 'akbar' means 'great'.

 

[turdburger]

Well, I guess he's dropped the tranny shit at least for now.
It looks like the only thing he's allowed in his cell is a Bible and he has actually tried to read it for lack of any other way of entertaining himself. Too bad he didn't interpret it the way most Christians seem to and is inserting his pantheon of stupid OCs into the central idea of a single omnipotent god instead of repenting for the awful thing he did to his mother.
It will be interesting to see if he has changed his hair and grown a beard whenever he next appears in public and if he does indeed resemble Western artists' impressions of someone who, if he did exist, was a brown human typical of humans from the Middle East.

 

[Justtocheck]

Basic bitch take: If you are a person who says "Chris has not learned anything" unironically, you are a retard. You thought at some point he had the ability to learn. Which is retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

His only recourse is to go in with the Lifers or Old Folks where they will treat him like one of their idiot children and he can "survive" there.

They'll hate him, too. He's an ungrateful, rude sack of shit and they wouldn't put up with the disrespect. With how dumb and autistic he is, he's more likely to fall in with some sex offender even worse than he is, since he's going to be on the perv wing anyway.

And if someone is fool enough to decide to take him under their wing out of some kind of misplaced pity, he will disabuse them of the notion this is a good idea very rapidly with his shitty attitude.

 

[Cinnamon J Studworth]

Another month and a half of this shit...how likely is it that Chris will interrupt his own lawyer again at his next hearing to blurt out his new delusions?

 

[Glowie]

I hope that Chris continues to send letters. They all could be bundled together and create a parody religion á la church of subgenius.

Potential is there with little revisionism CWCism could be perfect parody for New age cults

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Basic bitch take: If you are a person who says "Chris has not learned anything" unironically, you are a retard. You thought at some point he had the ability to learn. Which is retarded.

Counter argument: Chris has shown the amazing ability to learn in reverse.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

This timeline man, this fucking timeline

 

[Uncle Meat]

Chris is continuing to make things worse for himself here. A criminal court isn't going to sentence him to a group home or institution. That isn't its job. The job of the court is just to determine guilt or innocence; and if the decision is guilty, then choose a sentence. The government doesn't pay to warehouse autistic people who can't take proper care of themselves. That is the job of the family and community. The best the government can do is a tugboat, help with finding an affordable apartment, and food stamps. It won't pay for people to supervise, psychiatric care, training or counseling. Who usually provides services like that to retarded people? The answer is churches. Churches have the money to spend on helping unfortunate people. It's in their charter. A lot of people can say they want to help Chris, but what Chris needs costs a great deal of money. No one is going to spend twenty to fifty grand a year on top of the tugboat to give him a good stable environment to live in... except a church. Rocky may have been a bitch, but she might have had the ability to move some money Chris's way by taking up a collection and setting up a fund to look after Chris. The goddess thing was enough to insure she'd never come back, but the Jesus thing is truly putting the nails in the messiah when it comes to a happy ending for Chris.

Chris is going to jail- he's already in jail and he won't be out until late next year at the earliest. He won't be able to pull off an insanity plea. Every time Chris opens his mouth or writes a letter, the lawyer's power to negotiate is reduced. At this point, Chris faces rape, incest and elder abuse. If convicted, he will be put on the sex offender's list. I don't see any charge being bargained away except rape. The others would be too easy for the prosecution to just go to court and prove. Chris may have some latitude for sentencing. The lawyer could argue that Chris has diminished capacity and punishment isn't going to motivate him to avoid reoffending the way it would a normal criminal. That will reduce the time spent perhaps. But if Chris is quacking like a duck about being Jesus in the courtroom every five minutes, the judge might lose patience with him. There is absolutely no way Chris will ever be allowed to live with Barb ever again. And the judge will likely use the sex offender conviction to bar him from using the internet.

The way I see it, Chris will serve time, end up on the sex offender's list and be released on parole. The parole officer will make a cursory attempt to get a social worker to help get Chris set back up on his tugboat with section 8 housing and food stamps. He'll live in a little apartment, wander around to the market or park, wander back, go to bed... for the rest of his life. That is the absolute best that can be hoped for him at this point. If Chris continues to make things worse for himself at every opportunity, he won't have the help of the social worker and he will be fending for himself.

As for all the crap and toys at 14 BC, if Barb dies before he is released, all that will go to the four winds. If she is still alive, they might allow him back a limited amount of "personal items". That would be family photos, a few small sentimental items, and his Sonichu books. They won't be allowing him to take his personal horde of toys with him. He won't have anywhere to keep them. And if an internet shark with dollar signs in his eyes thinks he can sell the toy horde as "memorabilia", he would open a can of worms that would leave both him and Chris worse off than when they started. Chris and entrepreneurism don't mix. He goes out of his way to sabotage himself.

All the discussion of insanity pleas and Chris being sentenced to a group home just won't happen. Chris isn't special to the justice system. He will be tried on evidence and sentenced the same as any other person who breaks the law. If after all this, some well meaning person on the internet tries to "help" Chris, it will just make things worse, just like it's always done. Internet "help" feeds Chris's narcissism and drives him deeper into delusion. "I'm famous on the internet! I created Sonichu the electric hedgehog!" he says as they're slapping the cuffs on him. Every time Chris is "helped" it's jumped immediately to another level of trouble. The first time was Bob paying the gal pals. That led to the boyfriend free girl sign. It's been downhill since then. Chris doesn't respond well to that kind of help. He turns other people's kindness to shit. What he needs is a safety net and being forced to live within those means... that and no more internet activity.

 

[Alex Krycek]

You mean 'CHRISU AKBAR', right? 'akbar' means 'great'.

Considering his fixation on Sonichu shit I’d say it would be “Son-Ah-Chu Akbar”!!!!

 

[King Kiwi]

I mean it's clear that trying to talk to you people is a futile effort. You don't understand and never will. You have your own personal perspective of what he's like and better informed people waste their time by saying anything.

As Chris was writing to you, I believe you have a better than average understanding of him.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

And here I was thinking that one or two months in the joint would sober him up and make him understand the gravity of his situation. I swear to God if that defense attorney is enabling his delusions...

 

[Just pretending]

Guys, I think I've figured it out: Chris Chan and Barbie Chan. Don't you see it? "Chan" is their actual, true and honest family name they have kept hidden for all these years. Chris is a retarded chink and Tucker Carlson isn't an idiot, he's just dug deeper than anyone on farms. Cwc sagas are the modern yellow peril story.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

As Chris was writing to you, I believe you have a better than average understanding of him.

From Null's own admission, sane people don't call you in the middle of the night to demand someone be killed.

 

[Male Idiot]

The surprise is not that he got worse. Prison won't do him any good.

The surprise is how much he doubled down.
Occam's razor is pretty straightforward: he has a Bible or a preacher and bastardised the lore into gratifying himself.

That said, I am hoping this becomes a new sect in the US. It would be hilarious, and it takes a few centuries for it to get to the Chrisader Kangs stage so we should be safe.

Chris becoming a cult leader would be hilarious and absolutely amazing for us.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

You're a licensed psych worker who cant spell "Schizoaffective" or "Schizophrenic"? Man the bar isnt set very high huh?

English isn't even her (@Mariposa Electrique) first language, jagoff.

I'd say the bar is pretty fuckin high.