Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[BeefBlaster9000]

If the guy that gouged out both his eyes and ate them in prison couldn’t get an insanity plea, I doubt Chris can. Bad strategy.

 

[SonicBlueArms]

well hes still alive but his brain is not

 

[Learned Hand]

Tbh before his christfag thing in the letter I figured Islam might be the thing for him, it's the sort of change that his narcasissm could exploit and claim that all of this is some elaborate hate crime, he'd also be able to get some bonuses in prison as Islam has more 'daily requirements' than Christianity.

Then I remembered that Chris lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere where the chances of meeting an Islamic missionary are about as rare as finding a Welshman with an acceptable length cock. He's probably going to remain a christfag up until he gets bored.

It's prison. There are plenty of evangelical Christians at work in them, but the islamists have a hand in every medium sized prison and up. And as you alluded to, a lot of people "convert" because Title IX has ensured you get a comparative plethora of extra perks. You could go OG and convert Jewish, which even get better, kosher food.

He could upend the table though and embrace a new saga as a member of the Aryan Brotherhood though.

 

[Czechem Republic]

The only new development is that he now claims to literally be Jesus in the flesh, and that he has been “stealing” prayers and praise Christians have been giving Jesus because, surprise, Chris was Jesus all along! You’ve apparently been worshipping him all along! Zikes!

I knew Chris was insane, but now he's so far gone as to have a christ complex.

He's officially, irredeemably, off the deep end.

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The Christ Chan era is upon us. Praise be.

Don't you fucking dare bring my waifu into this. Christ-chan is a treasure.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

And here I thought Chris(t) had jumped the shark in season 9.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Wait a minute, Null wasn't there for Chris Chans arrest so he can't be Judas. Now I can think of someone who was there, smiling at him and making money off of the arrest though. Curious...

 

[Bork Laser]

I wanna hear a terroist scream "ALLAHU CHRISBAR" before pulling the cord and exploding into a bunch of leggos.

 

[Savage Randy]

Well of all the things we can call CWC inconsistent isn't one of them.

 

[Wribbles]

Did this fat retard just compare the consequences of fucking his mother to the trials and tribulations of The Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

yes, yes he did

 

[Wribbles]

Please God write him back. I'm 99% sure the next letter he sends is gonna make that Insanity plea a cinch.

I don't think he'll plead insanity. He's just gonna go back to CWCville and wait for the merge.

 

[AnnLurker]

I mean it's clear that trying to talk to you people is a futile effort. You don't understand and never will. You have your own personal perspective of what he's like and better informed people waste their time by saying anything.

Again, I have to wonder, if you are his Judas, why did he include the disclaimer in the letter he wrote (People seem to mistakenly thing he wrote it to you personally) that you were free to release it? This seems..... strange. Is this something Chris would normally do? Is it just so people pay more attention? Would it be so his fans will send him Jesus energy?

What is your personal take Null? Why would he have you release it to the "public" on the farms?

 

[Wribbles]

What timeline would we be in if they just kept Sonic's arms nude? I pray not this one.

 

[GermanPotato]

Again, I have to wonder, if you are his Judas, why did he include the disclaimer in the letter he wrote (People seem to mistakenly thing he wrote it to you personally) that you were free to release it? This seems..... strange. Is this something Chris would normally do? Is it just so people pay more attention? Would it be so his fans will send him Jesus energy?

What is your personal take Null? Why would he have you release it to the "public" on the farms?

Maybe he wants to start his own gospel?

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Chris has a better chance of being sent to a women's prison than getting off on an insanity plea.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

per chris's request....

He looks more like Crazy Mel during the production of The Passion of the Christ lol.

 

[I am vomit]

What is your personal take Null? Why would he have you release it to the "public" on the farms?

Because he thinks he unironically has followers who will see it and take comfort in it.

 

[ajax]

Wait a minute, Null wasn't there for Chris Chans arrest so he can't be Judas. Now I can think of someone who was there, smiling at him and making money off of the arrest though. Curious...

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Funny enough, Ralph was the first to rechristen Josh as "Judas Moon" last summer

 

[Spedophile]

It makes me sad, because this is practically textbook manic state, with schizophrenia added on. He must have been bipolar to some degree all along, and being in jail has caused a BIG break. The only hope for him is a tailored set of meds, and I wonder if jail is even a place where you CAN get that.

If he'd been medicated properly BEFORE this shit happened, it may well have not happened. Too late for that now.

Dude… the guy fucked his disabled mother. I really don’t get why people still feel sorry for this waste of air. Like sure, he’s retarded, but I don’t feel sorry when serial killers or other abusive individuals are treated poorly as a result of them succumbing to their mental illness, what makes Chris any different? Who gives a fuck if he’s properly medicated, you can’t fix him.

 

[melcarba99]

Also, good to know we can still get updates, i was kindda wondering how long the big silence would be. Even in jail, Chris cant stop being an attention whore.