Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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.....That about does it. He's either legit gone completely over the top thorazine enemas daily batshit motherfuckin' crazy,

Or he's angling for an insanity plea after all.

Saying he's been sharing all this mental masturbation material with his lawyer seems to bear the latter out.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
.....That about does it. He's either legit gone completely over the top thorazine enemas daily batshit motherfuckin' crazy,

Or he's angling for an insanity plea after all.

Saying he's been sharing all this mental masturbation material with his lawyer seems to bear the latter out.
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I wouldn’t rule it out at this point, especially how for fucking once he doesn’t immediately squeal that he was raping barb.
 
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It should be noted: An insanity plea doesn't mean that Chris will get off scot-free. It may change his incarceration circumstances to a mental institution, and sometimes, they'll hold you until you -are- competent enough to stand trial. All it's really doing is delaying the inevitable. At the end of the day, Chris is still a mentally ill menace to society that raped his mother. You can't put something like that out there.

So if Chris honestly believes all he has to do is confess that he's 'koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs' and the judge (presumably turned autistic himself by the sheer stupidity of it all) declares him dismissed, he's in for one rude awakening. (Also, in many states, the onus is on Chris to prove that he was insane (as in, he didn't know what he was doing) when he committed the act, and it's pretty damn clear that he knew exactly what he was doing to the point where it was a routine for him, AND was lucid enough to book a hotel room and steal money from Barb's bank account after the fact. That said, he's fucked.)

On a side note: Chris doesn't seem to be in any kind of distress, so it's likely he's in solitary. You'd have seen at least one complaint about an inmate being mean to him if he wasn't.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Sounds like LDS (Mormon) beliefs: many gods, and I think there's the belief they can hold "councils".

That or Greek mythology, where Zeus / Jupiter and the others meet in his palace on Olympus.

Also in LDS beliefs, one can become a god by being obedient enough to LDS teachings. There's also the belief in polygamy in the afterlife, even though LDS no longer practice it now.
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The Old Testament (where Chris has been synthesizing his crazy) has mentions of a divine council, e.g. Psalm 81 (82):1
God stands in the midst of the assembly: he is a Judge among the gods
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Which is talking about the other gods that the other nations besides the Hebrews worship are below God. Chris is pretending (convinced?) that he’s one of those gods.
 
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El Rodrigo said:
It should be noted: An insanity plea doesn't mean that Chris will get off scot-free. It may change his incarceration circumstances to a mental institution, and sometimes, they'll hold you until you -are- competent enough to stand trial. All it's really doing is delaying the inevitable. At the end of the day, Chris is still a mentally ill menace to society that raped his mother. You can't put something like that out there.

So if Chris honestly believes all he has to do is confess that he's 'koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs' and the judge (presumably turned autistic himself by the sheer stupidity of it all) declares him dismissed, he's in for one rude awakening.

On a side note: Chris doesn't seem to be in any kind of distress, so it's likely he's in solitary. You'd have seen at least one complaint about an inmate being mean to him if he wasn't.
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He better drop that shit before he hits gen pop. Cons can take their Jesus stuff pretty seriously, and that fat fuck going around making a mockery of it isn’t gonna gain him a lot of fans. And that’s with ALL the many other things about chris that make him incredibly punchable aside.
 
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Instant_Pot_User said:
The Old Testament (where Chris has been synthesizing his crazy) has mentions of a divine council, e.g. Psalm 81 (82):1

Which is talking about the other gods that the other nations besides the Hebrews worship are below God. Chris is pretending (convinced?) that he’s one of those gods.
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I am a bit rusty, but didn't the commandments(?) mention other gods as well? Something along the lines of "there are many gods but only I am eternal"
 
I love how when it comes to Chris, we can have these huge debates on his motives because all of the possible options, no matter how wacky, are actually plausible with him.

Did he decide to rape his mom on his own, or did someone goad him into it? Is he trying to get an insanity plea, or is he actually RP’ing as Jesus because the Bible is the only media he has access to right now? Who the hell knows, none of those possibilities are out of the question with Chris.
 
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Come on, we all remember that verse.

And Joseph said, "Our Lord! Jesus, doest thou know what thou hast done?! Thou hast spread upon the citizenry, images of thy abode. Verily, I sayith to thee, unspread ye images, thou hast post them, now unpost them. Thou shalt not slumber until it is done!" and Jesus responded in kind, "I art working on it father!!!"

FFS Chris, just because you and Jesus both hung out with a prostitute, doesn't make you the Messiah. On the other hand, it would probably benefit mankind if you were nailed to a fuckin cross.
 
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Sperghetti said:
I love how when it comes to Chris, we can have these huge debates on his motives because all of the possible options, no matter how wacky, are actually plausible with him.

Did he decide to rape his mom on his own, or did someone goad him into it? Is he trying to get an insanity plea, or is he actually RP’ing as Jesus because the Bible is the only media he has access to right now? Who the hell knows, none of those possibilities are out of the question with Chris.
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That’s why Chris is still the OG lolcow above all. That wildcard factor. Even at his most dull and manipulated, he always had that possibility of going off script in spectacular fashion.
 
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Not sure if anyone already said this, and I don't feel like reading 68 pages of posts, but I don't see how Null could be comparable to Judas. Null and the people obsessed with Chris Chan were never on Chan's side to begin with. They just spend enough time obsessing over Chris Chan that I feel better about the fact I blew an entire day away playing Doom 2 online.
 
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b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
I want to say so much and I simply can't. Chris is just gone and this was uncomfortable to read.
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It makes me sad, because this is practically textbook manic state, with schizophrenia added on. He must have been bipolar to some degree all along, and being in jail has caused a BIG break. The only hope for him is a tailored set of meds, and I wonder if jail is even a place where you CAN get that.

If he'd been medicated properly BEFORE this shit happened, it may well have not happened. Too late for that now.
 
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