Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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I mean, we all should have expected this when he changed his name from Christopher to Christian, then went a step beyond to ChrisChan.

He has always held himself up as the ultimate moral good. He thought kids would want to emulate him and others would follow his example. Be a boyfriend-free girl? You get fuzzy wuzzies. Men not wearing sports bras? You get prickly wicklies.
In his part of the world people love the phrase, "That's not very Christian of you." Imagine him growing up and every time he heard someone say that to another his ego inflated just a little bit more.

So now he's created his own religion where he can be the son, the father, and the holy spirit.
 
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Deborah Debbie Grayson said:
Jokes on Chris, the “real” Jesus (who probably didn’t exist anyway) wouldn’t have looked anything like the popular depiction which he compares himself too.
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Autistic, but the great majority of historians believe Jesus, as some Jewish preacher in first century Israel who was crucified, did actually exist. He was independently referenced by two near-contemporary sources - Josephus, a first century Roman-Jewish historian, and Tacitus, a pagan Roman senator and historian - as well as several other more removed ones.
 
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I give credit to Chris for writing this letter to attempt to give the impression of madness, but using Jesus Christ isn't his best bet.

Even Jesus Christ didn't fuck the Virgin Mary,
 
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Mason Verger said:
Even better: I fucked my mom and it HEALED HER!
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That kind of talk concerns me. Talk like this and the behaviour seen from his enablers/weens tells me that Chris is capable of creating a dangerous cult. And I say dangerous because he's already implied in that letter that incest (see: rape) was him healing Barb. He expresses death threats to people who have 'wronged' him, and sees himself as having 'followers', who, might I add, should have 'faith' in him and do what he says.

And we've already seen the likes of Bella and that equally autistic-looking fella Sean wishing to drive people like Chris to suicide.

I'd say it was a damn good thing the chat got leaked when it did, because Chris reached the point where he needed to be put away from functional society, barring things like the hit-and-run and the macing incident aside. I'd hate to see how far this would have gone if Chris kept his mouth shut about the incest (also, if what Bella said is true, I don't want the likes of Chris to conceive ANY children, either. They would be tremendously fucked up, given their father.)
 
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Son of Liberty said:
With his mental state somehow managing to reach even lower levels I can't help but wonder how he is doing physically at this point. If a day in the slammer caused him to kick at his jail cell who knows how he's trying to access another dimension or some shit like that after two months locked up.
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Well he might get less fat, since he wint be able to picks his food, let alone order junkfood
 
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Autistic, but the great majority of historians believe Jesus, as some Jewish preacher in first century Israel who was crucified, did actually exist. He was independently referenced by two near-contemporary sources - Josephus, a first century Roman-Jewish historian, and Tacitus, a pagan Roman senator and historian - as well as several other more removed ones.
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Historical Jesus? Possibly. Biblical Jesus, the Son Jahweh and Messiah? Nah.

Basically, Monty Python got it right in Life of Brian.
 
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Menotaur said:
I give credit to Chris for writing this letter to attempt to give the impression of madness, but using Jesus Christ isn't his best bet.

Even Jesus Christ didn't fuck the Virgin Mary,
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Well, technically he did since Jesus is also Jahweh (the Holy Trinity and all that). He fucked Mary to give birth to Himself who is also his Son.

Christianity is weird, mang.
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
If Chris thinks he's Jesus, who was a man, does that mean we can finally close the lid on the transtrender saga and never speak of it again?
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HA! Fat chance. Chris still addressed himself as a 'goddess.' If anything, 'Jesus' might be another name he'll tack on to his laundry list of deranged nonsense on his ID Card.
 
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Over, indeed.
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*slow clap*

So, I just want to point something out.

MLP G5. We all know this basically was the catalyst for Chris losing his shit on a wall and his plans for protesting at Galacon. And yet THIS imagery shows up.

See, at the end of the just released G5 movie on Netflix (which how Chris could have possibly seen this I don't know), three gems or whatever that the main characters spent the whole time trying to get combine and fixes magic or something. I highlight this because they form in the exact same fucking way as that icon in Chris's letter, without the cross obviously.

I wanna say this is purely a freak coincidence but, knowing Chris and the fact that's clearly a horsehoe at the bottom...
 
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That kind of talk concerns me. Talk like this and the behaviour seen from his enablers/weens tells me that Chris is capable of creating a dangerous cult. And I say dangerous because he's already implied in that letter that incest (see: rape) was him healing Barb. He expresses death threats to people who have 'wronged' him, and sees himself as having 'followers', who, might I add, should have 'faith' in him and do what he says.

And we've already seen the likes of Bella and that equally autistic-looking fella Sean wishing to drive people like Chris to suicide.

I'd say it was a damn good thing the chat got leaked when it did, because Chris reached the point where he needed to be put away from functional society, barring things like the hit-and-run and the macing incident aside. I'd hate to see how far this would have gone if Chris kept his mouth shut about the incest (also, if what Bella said is true, I don't want the likes of Chris to conceive ANY children, either. They would be tremendously fucked up, given their father.)
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Listen, I’m not gonna go out and circumcise my unclit just yet.. but we where all shocked at how spry and with it Barb seems to be post-merge..
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
If Chris thinks he's Jesus, who was a man, does that mean we can finally close the lid on the transtrender saga and never speak of it again?
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Don't be silly. That was Jesus' first incarnation.
This time around ... :christine:

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The 3 kings were essentially covering their ass.

Mary was a whore of epic proportions and when the kings heard she was pregnant (from an orgy or swinger night) they travelled to the barn to find out if the kid looked like one of them - and had stashes of gold and gifts on hand to bribe Mary into not revealing one of the Kings had a bastard son.

Honestly, the most rational reason is the most obvious.

And the last supper? If some quack kept giving me bread and water all the while having access to any food he wanted, I might have just gone all Judas on his ass for a real payday. Really? This is a party? We've gt all these followers throwing money at us, and this is the party you throw? Damn straight I'm gonna get your ass slung up on a cross.
 
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