Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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"Please understand, one of you will betray me"
 

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Electric Pence said:
Not sure if anyone already said this, and I don't feel like reading 68 pages of posts, but I don't see how Null could be comparable to Judas. Null and the people obsessed with Chris Chan were never on Chan's side to begin with. They just spend enough time obsessing over Chris Chan that I feel better about the fact I blew an entire day away playing Doom 2 online.
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They(the JEWS) paid Judas with a bag of silver coins.. where did you acquire all that Jew silver for the coins, Null!
 
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The anger Chris has over this money thing makes me think that his laywer maybe said that if it was just the incest charge he could plea it down to misdemeanor but now this new theft /breach of EPO charge has fucked him and can’t easily wiggle out of it.

Get owned Chris, you did this, you did all of it.
 
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LazloChalos said:
I am a bit rusty, but didn't the commandments(?) mention other gods as well? Something along the lines of "there are many gods but only I am eternal"
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From what I understand, & I’m painting with a broad brush here, the Old Testament says something like “there are other gods (who are fallen angels that the gentiles worship) that are not worth worshipping when you can skip the middleman and worship the Lord of Hosts, God of Gods, He Who Is, God with a capital G.”
 
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Fapcop said:
Did... Did Chris just admit to dicking Barb? Sorry... BARBIE-CHAN?!

Oh wait, he was “healing and cleaning” her with his magical bent duck.

Alrighty then!

Sounds like prison has done Chris some good and he has decided to place all his bets on the good ol’ insanity defense!
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Somebody was bound to eat some rainbows around here, looks like it’s the “Chris will walk on a tard card verdict and be home with Barb by Christmas”.

With this new info that Chris is not only unapologetic for his crimes, he’s proud of them.. and he’s God, Chris is going away for years. Minimum.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Somebody was bound to eat some rainbows around here, looks like it’s the “Chris will walk on a tard card verdict and be home with Barb by Christmas”.

With this new info that Chris is not only unapologetic for his crimes, he’s proud of them.. and he’s God, Chris is going away for years. Minimum.
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Yup. This has played out in an interesting way already.

Court: Christine Weston Chandler, you stand accused of incest, how do you plead?

CWC: I fucked my mom and she LIKED IT.
 
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El Rodrigo said:
It should be noted: An insanity plea doesn't mean that Chris will get off scot-free. It may change his incarceration circumstances to a mental institution, and sometimes, they'll hold you until you -are- competent enough to stand trial. All it's really doing is delaying the inevitable. At the end of the day, Chris is still a mentally ill menace to society that raped his mother. You can't put something like that out there.

So if Chris honestly believes all he has to do is confess that he's 'koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs' and the judge (presumably turned autistic himself by the sheer stupidity of it all) declares him dismissed, he's in for one rude awakening.

On a side note: Chris doesn't seem to be in any kind of distress, so it's likely he's in solitary. You'd have seen at least one complaint about an inmate being mean to him if he wasn't.
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It's unlikely he'd get an insanity plea, too, even if he's insane (and he is insane). Most of the law nerds I've heard opining on the Chris case seem to believe Chris won't get acquitted on the grounds of insanity, as he is clearly sane enough to know that what he did was illegal and morally reprehensible to most people.

However, law depends on jurisdiction, and most law nerds don't live in Virginia, or have direct experience with Virginia law. I don't, either, but there is this writeup by the Virginia Department of Behavioral Health:
Virginia Test

1. Product of case law (DeJarnette v. Commonwealth, 75 Va. 867 (1881);
Price v. Commonwealth, 228 Va. 452, 323 S.E.2d 106 (1984); Thompson
v. Commonwealth, 193 Va. 704, 70 S.E.2d 284 (1952))

2. Defendant is insane if, at time of the offense, because of mental disease or
defect, he/she

a. Did not understand the nature, character, and consequences of
his/her act, or
b. Was unable to distinguish right from wrong, or
c. Was driven by an irresistible impulse to commit the act

3. "Mental disease or defect" is defined as a disorder that "substantially
impairs the defendant's capacity to understand or appreciate his conduct"

a. Psychotic disorders qualify
b. Mental retardation qualifies
c. Voluntary intoxication does not qualify
(1) "settled insanity" due to substance abuse may qualify. The
criteria are organic impairment, with psychotic symptoms,
resulting from long-term substance use
(2) voluntary intoxication may negate "premeditation" to
reduce homicide offense from first-degree or capital murder
to second-degree murder
d. Involuntary intoxication is an independent defense

4. "Nature, character, and consequences" are not defined. It is not clear
whether the defendant must have believed that the act was legally justified
or whether belief that act was morally justified suffices.

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That last part is interesting. It seems to be left to the judge or jury's discretion whether or not a belief in the moral justification of an act is sufficient to meet the criteria for insanity. Chris knew that fucking his mom was illegal; he's admitted that on numerous occassions. But Chris doesn't believe it was immoral. Chris truly and genuinely believes - insomuch as he believes anything - that fucking his mom was the Will of God.

This letter to Jersh doesn't really help, as the fact that Chris now believes he's Jesus would be irrelevant to the defense (what matters is what he was thinking at the time of the offense). However, I think there's enough documented evidence to suggest that Chris really did believe he was on a holy mission when he fucked Barbed - he may not have yet realized he was Jesus, but he was certainly convinced he was the CPU Goddess Blue Heart, and I'm sure he got psychic approval from MagiChan before he slipped Barb the ol' bent duck.

Honestly, I hope Chris pursues an insanity plea. I hope this goes to a jury trial, and I hope the defense calls expert Christorians to the stand, to explain in layman's terms exactly why it is that Chris thought incest-rape was a morally justified act.

Might not be the best thing for Chris and his future prospects, but it would be the best thing for this timeline.
 
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