Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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Solid Snek said:
Yeah, it's not THAT surprising, when you think about it.

Chris is in jail. He has no toys or internet to occupy his time. Likely, the only source of stimulation he's allowed is the Bible. Stick Chris in a stressful situation, lock him in a room with nothing but the Holy Word of God, and what else is Chris going to do? He's a terminally autistic sperg with a spongelike, hyperactive imagination, who already believes himself to be the central God-figure of a grand cosmic drama.

Chris dropped Jesus and the Godbear years ago, but it wasn't because he outgrew his desire for religious faith; he was just spending a lot more time with Pokemon and MLP than he was with the Bible. Now he's got nothing BUT the Bible to spend time with, it was perhaps inevitable that he'd emerge as the True and Honest Chris(t).
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Chris's entire life has been about absorbing whatever stimulation he gets, and regurgitating it with him as the protagonist. He is entirely incapable of producing something that doesn't cater to his own ego. Any gifts he gives, for example, would either have his face on it or be something that he likes, not what the other person may actually care about.

So it doesn't surprise me that the Bible, being the only piece of literature that he may have access to right now, is being latched onto by him and slowly turning into his deranged fanfic.

I'm just going to be serious here for a moment. It kinda disturbs me that this is the direction that Chris is taking. We already knew Chris is deranged, has no real sense of right or wrong, is in jail for a heinous crime, and also nursing a huge Messiah complex while allegedly carrying an appearance 'similar to Jesus'.

....does this sound familiar?
 

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I'm kind of impressed at Chris's ability to adapt. Relatively speaking of course (no pun intended). I thought he'd be screaming suicide at this point without his legos and playstation, but of course he takes the bible, his only reading material, and adapts it into his weird god complex fantasy coping. He's obviously losing his fucking mind, but he's still got an ounce or two of that teflon tard power.
 
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DennisReynolds said:
I'm kind of impressed at Chris's ability to adapt. Relatively speaking of course (no pun intended). I thought he'd be screaming suicide at this point without his legos and playstation, but of course he takes the bible, his only reading material, and adapts it into his weird god complex fantasy coping. He's obviously losing his fucking mind, but he's still got an ounce or two of that teflon tard power.
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The ironic thing is that his current Messiah Complex might be one of two of the only things preventing him from self-launching into the big pile of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS in the sky. (The second would be the jail guards monitoring him.)

Be it out of his own ego or the Christian belief that suicide is a grievous sin (since he's wrapped up in the Bible right now,) Chris mightn't be taking the noose trip to CWCville. I still maintain that it's a possibility, however. The letter he wrote doesn't seem to indicate rage or sadness at his situation, it's just delusional bullshit, which means that he's too far gone when it comes to the reality of the situation hitting him. He's living in la-la land, so he doesn't seem to be in a state of despair enough to go through with it right now.
 
LazloChalos said:
2 seems like shit people would do, security would see nothing worrying about an inmate receiving letters with religious scripture and Chris would get riled up.
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People assume that coming back to Christ will make the person sane.
horrorfan89 said:
He said he wants to be a real player one not ready player one. I think Chris was using the literal phrase player one showing that even after all that's happened to him he still sees life as some video game where everything is measured in a meter and scale.
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We're just NPCs to him. If god and game developer are the same, he won't blame them for his permanent-irreversible bad ending.
CAPTAIN MATI said:
Does the prison have an exorcist?
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The prisoners call it whooping up their asses.
 
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DennisReynolds said:
but of course he takes the bible, his only reading material, and adapts it into his weird god complex fantasy coping
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One thing that's really changed is that Chris is reading the Bible (because nothing else available).

Before he'd only get spoon-fed Christianity by Borb and through media like Family Guy.
CWC in 2013 said:
I have fully accepted Jesus as my savior. And my mother, father, and what I've hear on television, all have informed me about heaven, hell, that the best way to live is as one does without much regret or with moderate acceptance and happiness.
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ToroidalBoat said:
One thing that's really changed is that Chris is reading the Bible (because there's nothing else available).

Before he'd only get spoon-fed Christianity through media like Family Guy.

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I doubt he can even muster the attention span to read the Bible properly. That shit gets as ungainly as Chris Chan prose.
 
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Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself...

A subtle hint that he admits he's a man. As for comparing himself to Jesus, no one knows his accurate appearance and commonly known in renaissance and medeival paintings. Some say he's just a myth.
 

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ToroidalBoat said:
One thing that's really changed is that Chris is reading the Bible (because nothing else available).

Before he'd only get spoon-fed Christianity by Borb and through media like Family Guy.

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Exactly, after all those years of clinging to Christianity and using it as a defense for hating those dang dirty homos, the only time he actually studies it is when it's literally the only fucking thing he has to entertain himself with.
 
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Cuckoman said:
Come on, he has been locked up for 6 weeks?
The Bible is not all that long. Old and new testament is usually around a thousand pages, give or take, depending on version.
It does not take months to read the bible from cover to cover. If you are bored senseless and have little or no other things to do you do it in a couple of days.

He can well have read the bible form cover to cover a dozen times by now. What else would he have to spend his time on?
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ToroidalBoat said:
One thing that's really changed is that Chris is reading the Bible (because there's nothing else available).

Before he'd only get spoon-fed Christianity by Borb and through media like Family Guy.

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As much as his profession to Christ in 2013 is bullshit back in 2013, it's an interesting time capsule back when Chris could actually write out a mostly-coherent paragraph. Compare any of the Mailbags to the schizophrenic ramblings in the OP, for instance.
 
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ANobody said:
It's strange to me that Chris got his hands on a bible. Prison is not a Motel 8 theres not a NIV bible in every nightstand. Maybe it's his cellie's? Or he took it out of the prison library? They must be pretty light on reading material if its the only thing that caught his eye.
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Chris may or may not have it in his cell, it depends on what amenities inmates are offered when in confinement.
It's possible he reads it in the library, or as part of an inmate Bible Study Group, if they don't outright just give him a copy in his cell.
 
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So I assume Chris didn't have anything else to read so he grabbed a prison bible and started fantasizing.
Also does Chris think his heart is on the right?
 
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