Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[RurkerHivemind]

Now all Chris needs to do is add Shiva and Guatama to his new name as Christ Chan and all will be complete.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

And yet, it's somehow not the worst comparison to Christ I've ever seen.

But it's far from the best one

What Saddam did in the Gulf War was small potatoes to what Chris has done.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Reddit hates this place, but they get all their content from here.

 

[Its Not Yolanda]

tfw that Chris has an nicer handwriting than you...

Also josh, please take good care of those letters, like keep them in glass or some shit.
Its going to be a lot of money worth later when the mainstream media figures out all of christory and makes media of his life.

This could fund the farms.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Wow. He’s catapulted from “haha sonichu shares my head haha lol twitter” to the Gospel of Luke chapter 8, verse 30. He reads like he’s not actually in control anymore, more so than before. Earlier his CPU goddess bullshit was just that, new-age bullshit. Now he’s writing about the “council of gods” and how “Emmanuel is the God of gods”, which I haven’t seen him do before.

 

[Dancing Israeli]

Who the fuck allowed Chris to attend the Cell Block Bible Study?

 

[GermanPotato]

Oh my, so we went from CPU goddess to the second coming of fat, balding Trans-Jesus. I wonder how they will replace all those fake imageries of the thin, yet muscular Jesus in thousands of catholic churches and mount the one true original on the cross, medallion, Fanta bottle and all.
They'll probably need some bigger crosses and some struts securing the cross from now on or Trans-Jesus would topple from it all the time.

 

[Unattended Baby]

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O Great Goddess of CWCville, living and sighing fountain of eternal autism, infinite treasury of the Merge, and glowing furnace of incest, Thou art my lolcow and my horrorcow. O detestable and odious Chris-Chan, consume Kiwifarms with that burning fire that ever inflames Thy heartsweet. Pour down on my screen that navy that flows from Thy duck. Let Thy heart be so united with Magi-Chan, that Thy wills may be one, and Julay may in all things be conformed to Thine. May Thy will be the rule of both Boyfriend Free Girls and Barb.

Accept him as your Lard and Savor for that he is the true way to retarded euphoria. Ahh-men.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Accept him as your Lard and Savor for that he is the true way to retarded euphoria. Ahh-men.

Prostate yourself at my feet, child.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"council of gods"

Sounds like LDS (Mormon) beliefs: many gods, and I think there's the belief they can hold "councils".

That or Greek mythology, where Zeus / Jupiter and the others meet in his palace on Olympus.

Also in LDS beliefs, one can become a god by being obedient enough to LDS teachings. There's also the belief in polygamy in the afterlife, even though LDS no longer practice it now.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I get comparing the consequences of raping your mom to Jesus's crucifixion, but why Andy Warhol?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Could Emanuel be a ween?

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

"Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the glasses. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, "

I don't know about you, but homeboy looks more like Charles Manson than Jesus.

 

[Cinnamon J Studworth]

All I can say is, Jesus fucking christ.

Also, leave it to Chris to completely eviscerate his own defense like a slow-in-the-mind.

 

[AnOminous]

I get comparing the consequences of raping your mom to Jesus's crucifixion, but why Andy Warhol?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Damn. Looks like the taint
I don't get the comparison. Andyworhol was a highly insightful artist whi knew he was ugly.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Sounds like LDS (Mormon) beliefs: many gods, and I think there's the belief they can hold "councils".

That or Greek mythology, where Zeus / Jupiter and the others meet in his palace on Olympus.

Also in LDS beliefs, one can become a god by being obedient enough to LDS teachings. There's also the belief in polygamy in the afterlife, even though LDS no longer practice it now.

No he's referring to the other gods from his cartoon land delusions

Could Emanuel be a ween?

If you're referring to the name mentioned, it's more on what Chris thinks that is what god's true name is, who he thinks is a woman

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No he's referring to the other gods from his cartoon land delusions


If you're referring to the name mentioned, it's more on what Chris thinks that is what god's true name is, who he thinks is a woman

Didn't he get that name from porn?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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Looks like the taint

If you invert the colors, you can see an image of a reddish nebula in front of a blueish-white galaxy.

(subtle enabling of the "goddess" delusion using the colors of "The Classic"?)

 

[Bonesaw]

So has anybody shopped a Passion of the Christ poster with CWCs face on it yet? Sorry a lot of posts to go through.