Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Arocyt]

I kinda wish Chris would get thrown into a super max with hardcore terrorists and the like

"I, too, carried out a car attack. My mom, one of my several wives, in the passenger seat."

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

The Chrismata

 

[Ken_Penders69]

i wonder if any weens will write him lol

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I don't give away too much information, so my only source is 'I know a guy who knows some stuff, trust me bro'. This guy told me (and this might not apply to Chris) that the procedure he saw in prisons when the COs were dealing with suicidal inmates (or 'suicidal' inmates) wasn't as bad. Basically the prisoner would be stripped naked and forced to wear what he called a 'turtle suit'. The official name is 'anti-suicide smock' (though according to Wikipedia some people also call it a 'pickle suit'). After that the inmate would be placed in an isolated cell until they were deemed to not be a suicide risk. The cell had no bed or toilet. Instead the inmate would have a raised concrete slab and a drain on the floor. During this period they would only be fed prison loaf and they wouldn't be given any utensils. My guy also said that inmates would sometimes use these anti-suicide protocols to fuck with each other. For example, if one inmate owed another inmate a lot of macs (like as a result of losing a bet) and they weren't paying up then the inmate who won the bet may retaliate by going to a CO and saying "Hey, my buddy So-and-So said he wants to kill himself, because of X, Y, and Z. We gotta do something!" This works, because prisons (or at least the ones my guy looked at) have a zero tolerance policy towards this kind of thing.

Here is an example of a turtle suit:

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to be fair, the story in that video could be quiet old, as he never gives a date of his incarceration. I have seen pictures of the smock but I would bet money it would be almost as bad to chris, and he'd be screeching like a stabbed rat for hours, and making things worse for himself.

 

[Crux]

Sounds like he's already been carrying on an active letter correspondence - he got "fresh" paper (i.e. he used up his previous stock) and he is using multiple envelopes. I bet he's getting Idea Guy'd even behind bars.
This is also probably why it took him so long to write Null, he had to get someone to look it up for him and write back with the address.

you sure its not from other inmates requesting commissioned Sonichu artwork?

 

[Stupid Fucking Gaijin]

Oh man, reality must've hit Chris really hard huh, he must be a changed man by now

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So Chris thinks deities are degenerate, and that degeneracy is being bestowed on a "more enlightened" Earth?

That "Andy Warhol" book Chris keeps talking about said something like "Chris Chan" is "a reflection of where American society is going". If that's true, it means America is going to crumble sooner rather than later.

In other words:

[honk honk]

Also, he thinks no matter how old one is, they can still consent. And how Chris unknowingly put the LGBT group under the bus for being degenerate as a whole. That's going to lose him supporters for sure. Ironic, how they only cared for Chris' pronouns, yet he basically made them look bad.

 

[LordBaron]

He's really gunning for that insanity plea.

Something tells me he hasn't read One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest...

 

[Divine right to rule]

Is the bear the reancarnation of John the Baptist then?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Something tells me he hasn't read One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest...

Something tells me if Chris did read that, you know he'll flip the narrative to put him in a god complex still.

 

[GypsyBard]

A few things about this

Null I think you should write him back I mean he practically invites you to and by you being our source of information through him it would cut off the weens who will write him because who cares what he tells them if he's telling you the same information.

The thing that actually strikes me about this is through his insane ramblings about him being Jesus Christ he gives us little to no information on what jail is actually like for him.

My guess is he's doing relatively okay considering he has not got his head kicked in yet. If he did get his head kicked in or thrown in solitary I'm pretty sure he would mention it.

This explains why they're doing a mental evaluation because imagine really knowing nothing about him and being set to defend him then walking into the room to interview him before his court date and all he's talking about is how he is really Jesus Christ.

He talks about how it was consensual in the letter. Now my theory is he is bringing this up because they brought up the possibility of a rape charge to him so he is saying it was consensual.
If this is true we know they have found evidence and his mother talked.

The funny thing is if this was anyone else I would say they're faking in order to get the insanity plea but let's be honest he's really insane I don't know if he would be considered insane enough to plea Insanity at this point because the laws are kind of weird but let's be honest he's insane and needs to be put in a padded cell away from society.

He talked a lot about stolen money so this to me signifies they also talk to him about that meaning that he does go to trial that could possibly be another charge otherwise it would not even mentioned and if it was maybe as an afterthought.

 

[TurdEthics]

When the only thing to read is a Bible goes horribly wrong.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

While I can easily believe Chris thinks he’s the second coming of Jesus it‘s a bit odd he wants to send the letter to his attorney and goes out of his way to say he’s telling the truth.

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

Kill all nonbelievers

 

[RealtreeByGod]

He didn't punctuate with "Stay Safe". This is the most serious he's ever been.

 

[timewave0]

i wonder if any weens will write him lol

I don’t think he’ll be visible in the Virginia “offender locator” unless and until he is actually convicted of the crime. I just tried to look him up and couldn’t find anything in their database. Maybe it’s possible to write someone without their full details just by sending a letter to the jail w/ their name but I’m not sure.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

"I AM YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR !!!! BOW DOWN TO ME !!!"
Shits himself right after

"Eat this, for it is of"... yeah, you know what? I can't. I just can't.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

And yet, it's somehow not the worst comparison to Christ I've ever seen.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

aaaaannndddd now he is Jesus. Can't say I say that coming. I guess the tranny-life isn't as cool as being a god.
I don't remember Christ fucking his mother - but it's been a while since my last theology class.

This reads like a letter from Jonestown. No way this ends well.
The Kool-Aid is getting mixed.

 

[Rioh]

Oh man it really never ends huh