Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[deeman]

He is probably redecorating his prisoncell's walls with feces: "Die Null! You Jewdas!"

 

[ks99]

With the advent of GodBearChris, does this mean he's finally male again?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I kept trying to remember why I kept thinking about blue gym mats since I started reading the letter. Took me a while to find this story. Maybe something like it will happen. Probably not.

I don't give away too much information, so my only source is 'I know a guy who knows some stuff, trust me bro'. This guy told me (and this might not apply to Chris) that the procedure he saw in prisons when the COs were dealing with suicidal inmates (or 'suicidal' inmates) wasn't as bad. Basically the prisoner would be stripped naked and forced to wear what he called a 'turtle suit'. The official name is 'anti-suicide smock' (though according to Wikipedia some people also call it a 'pickle suit'). After that the inmate would be placed in an isolated cell until they were deemed to not be a suicide risk. The cell had no bed or toilet. Instead the inmate would have a raised concrete slab and a drain on the floor. During this period they would only be fed prison loaf and they wouldn't be given any utensils. My guy also said that inmates would sometimes use these anti-suicide protocols to fuck with each other. For example, if one inmate owed another inmate a lot of macs (like as a result of losing a bet) and they weren't paying up then the inmate who won the bet may retaliate by going to a CO and saying "Hey, my buddy So-and-So said he wants to kill himself, because of X, Y, and Z. We gotta do something!" This works, because prisons (or at least the ones my guy looked at) have a zero tolerance policy towards this kind of thing.

Here is an example of a turtle suit:

Lifeline Crossback Safety Smock

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[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is most likely in solitary confinement, I don't see them putting him in gen pop. He's been totally by himself with no external stimuli for more than a month. This kind of thing breaks normal people, imagine what it does to a guy who was broken already.

according to Chris, his babysitter locked him in a room. The result: Chris couldn't talk until he was 5. I thought with Chris being in another enclosure would make him mute again.

 

[hamsters are cool]

I was really curious about how Chris would manage in jail without any toys, cartoons, games and mental health care. His mind has deteriorated so badly in the last decade, so I thought he'd just lose it in jail.

I can't tell if he's entered full psychosis or what's going on exactly. I'd love to read a full analysis of his current condition by a psychiatrist.

It makes sense that he's adopted a Jesus delusion, likely due to a heavy Christian presence in the jail. The bit on Barbara is just gross, but it's not the first time someone has justified sexual abuse as "spiritual cleansing". It reminds me of Man Haron Monis, a schizophrenic who shot up a cafe in Sydney. He ran a "spiritual healing" clinic where he told women they must be molested to be healed, and if they refused he'd curse them.

I'm sure there are people who are going to write to Chris. If you pozload my neghole at this point you deserve everything you get.

 

[Rupin]

So he flat out admits to fucking Barb In the letter. This is gonna go real well in court.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Well, there goes my theory that jail will cure most of his delusions.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

I don't give away too much information, so my only source is 'I know a guy who knows some stuff, trust me bro'. This guy told me (and this might not apply to Chris) that the procedure he saw in prisons when the COs were dealing with suicidal inmates (or 'suicidal' inmates) wasn't as bad. Basically the prisoner would be stripped naked and forced to wear what he called a 'turtle suit'. The official name is 'anti-suicide smock' (though according to Wikipedia some people also call it a 'pickle suit'). After that the inmate would be placed in an isolated cell until they were deemed to not be a suicide risk. The cell had no bed or toilet. Instead the inmate would have a raised concrete slab and a drain on the floor. During this period they would only be fed prison loaf and they wouldn't be given any utensils. My guy also said that inmates would sometimes use these anti-suicide protocols to fuck with each other. For example, if one inmate owed another inmate a lot of macs (like as a result of losing a bet) and they weren't paying up then the inmate who won the bet may retaliate by going to a CO and saying "Hey, my buddy So-and-So said he wants to kill himself, because of X, Y, and Z. We gotta do something!" This works, because prisons (or at least the ones my guy worked at) have a zero tolerance policy towards this kind of thing.

Here is an example of a turtle suit:

Lifeline Crossback Safety Smock

Lifeline® Crossback Safety SmockFits all sizes up to 300 poundsNo hook and loop (Velcro) or other attachments that can be removed and used in dangerous waysUnisex, one-piece construction provides a high level of modesty for a variety of body typesHeavy-duty 650 polyester fabric quilted to...

www.bobbarker.com

Is the mask covid related or so they don't spit or something? I mean, if they're isolated and not associating with anyone else, a mask seems rather pointless from a covid perspective.

 

[Crab Zone]

So he flat out admits to fucking Barb In the letter. This is gonna go real well in court.

Yep. He's trying to justify it by saying it was consensual and dancing around it but boy that looks like an admission.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Is the mask covid related or so they don't spit or something? I mean, if they're isolated and not associating with anyone else, a mask seems rather pointless from a covid perspective.

I think it's just a covid thing. That's just a picture of a model, not a picture of it in use.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Well, there goes my theory that jail will cure most of his delusions.

Most likely, the judge would send Chris to the psych ward. There, if it's still done, they'll zap the extreme out of him.

 

[Crux]

Yep. He's trying to justify it by saying it was consensual and dancing around it but boy that looks like an admission.

no no no its all good now, cause he's Jesus. Remember in the Bible? When Jesus was fuckin Mary with the donkey in the manger?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

After that the inmate would be placed in an isolated cell until they were deemed to not be a suicide risk. The cell had no bed or toilet. Instead the inmate would have a raised concrete slab and a drain on the floor. During this period they would only be fed prison loaf and they wouldn't be given any utensils.

So the solution American prisons have to someone who's suicidal is to place them in a situation where suicide is even more desirable?

That makes perfect sense...

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I was really curious about how Chris would manage in jail without any toys, cartoons, games and mental health care. His mind has deteriorated so badly in the last decade, so I thought he'd just lose it in jail.

I can't tell if he's entered full psychosis or what's going on exactly. I'd love to read a full analysis of his current condition by a psychiatrist.

It makes sense that he's adopted a Jesus delusion, likely due to a heavy Christian presence in the jail. The bit on Barbara is just gross, but it's not the first time someone has justified sexual abuse as "spiritual cleansing". It reminds me of Man Haron Monis, a schizophrenic who shot up a cafe in Sydney. He ran a "spiritual healing" clinic where he told women they must be molested to be healed, and if they refused he'd curse them.

I'm sure there are people who are going to write to Chris. If you pozload my neghole at this point you deserve everything you get.

There's a real possibility that he's playing it up to try to get out of jail on an insanity charge like in the movies. Going from zero to Jesus is what sociopaths love doing once they get thrown into jail. Thing is with Chris he's also legitimately mentally ill and has had some weird god delusion thing going on for awhile anyway. So who knows. I do know that he's going to prison for a few years at the very least, and that even if he did "get off" on insanity that actually means being locked up in a state mental institution for the rest of his life.

Just to make this clear: the loony bin is not "free". Where he'd be going basically is a prison, just a prison with the most fucked up people imaginable and none of the normies.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'd assume after this point, Chris would have gone insane without using the internet, playing vidya or building LEGO. I guess his ego, narcissism delusions made his coping mechanism worse involving the holy book.

 

[Divine right to rule]

To Chris' credit, Null did forward information about him and there were silver coins involved, so the comparison to Judas is not completely false.
I doubt Jersh would have kissed him though.

 

[Arocyt]

I don't give away too much information, so my only source is 'I know a guy who knows some stuff, trust me bro'. This guy told me (and this might not apply to Chris) that the procedure he saw in prisons when the COs were dealing with suicidal inmates (or 'suicidal' inmates) wasn't as bad. Basically the prisoner would be stripped naked and forced to wear what he called a 'turtle suit'. The official name is 'anti-suicide smock' (though according to Wikipedia some people also call it a 'pickle suit'). After that the inmate would be placed in an isolated cell until they were deemed to not be a suicide risk. The cell had no bed or toilet. Instead the inmate would have a raised concrete slab and a drain on the floor. During this period they would only be fed prison loaf and they wouldn't be given any utensils. My guy also said that inmates would sometimes use these anti-suicide protocols to fuck with each other. For example, if one inmate owed another inmate a lot of macs (like as a result of losing a bet) and they weren't paying up then the inmate who won the bet may retaliate by going to a CO and saying "Hey, my buddy So-and-So said he wants to kill himself, because of X, Y, and Z. We gotta do something!" This works, because prisons (or at least the ones my guy looked at) have a zero tolerance policy towards this kind of thing.

Here is an example of a turtle suit:

Lifeline Crossback Safety Smock

Lifeline® Crossback Safety SmockFits all sizes up to 300 poundsNo hook and loop (Velcro) or other attachments that can be removed and used in dangerous waysUnisex, one-piece construction provides a high level of modesty for a variety of body typesHeavy-duty 650 polyester fabric quilted to...

www.bobbarker.com

The official name is 'anti-suicide smock' (though according to Wikipedia some people also call it a 'pickle suit')

For fucks sake.

 

[YMB]

Christ Chan

 

[ToroidalBoat]

For fucks sake.

The coronapanic muzzle was icing on the cake.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Still more coherent than anything I've read from the Rat King. Just saying.