Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Kirby]

imagine giving chris a bible thinking it will help him but he reads it and starts thinking he is jesus

 

[FFinfo]

I'm surprised I missed this thread.
Well @Null I guess that makes you Judas reborn. Don't kill yourself this time, you might get a good end.

 

[SomethingFishi]

Imagine being Chris, someone who hasn't had to contend with true boredom once in his life. Between the games, toys, drawings, stories, and myriad internet misadventures, he's always had something to be obsessed with and escape into. Now imagine that you're locked up without your games, your Legos, or a way to reach your internet following. You can't turn the TV on to MLP or read fan fiction about yourself to stimulate your ego. What would you do?

All he (presumably) has right now are his thoughts. His distorted, detached thoughts. It's too late for him to accept reality as it is; doing so would forfeit the convenient narrative he inhabits right now - the one where he's important and justified in the horrific shit he's done. The longer he refuses to accept his situation for what it is, the harder it becomes to turn away from his fantasies.

I can't say for sure, but I have a clear mental image of how Chris spends his time. It's a lot of muttering to himself, vague outbursts about himself and his life, and definitely a lot of singing. It's ironic that after all these years, he's back to square one. Over a decade ago, when the internet was only just learning about some weirdo from Virginia, Chris was doing the same sorts of things in malls and on his campus. And, just like back then, he's in a position where no one around cares about him or his grandiose view of himself.

He can never be wrong, and anyone who does anything he doesn't like is a malicious troll. Even the guy who has actively worked to protect and improve his life for years at this point. The guy who finally had Chris on the trajectory to financial sustainability is compared to Judas of all fucking people. As sad as it is, Chris' ability to alienate his allies and reward his enemies is fascinating. Always has been and won't be going anywhere as long as he lives.

 

[Ma_Hooty]

Basically the prisoner would be stripped naked and forced to wear what he called a 'turtle suit'. The official name is 'anti-suicide smock' (though according to Wikipedia some people also call it a 'pickle suit').

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Someone send him a copy of Lord of the Rings so we can find out if he thinks he's a fat hobbit with the One ring.

I'd be against influencing people's delusions but this might prevent some of his future blasphemy if we can negotiate him back to "main character".

 

[Shanndog]

Bro ! Yep, it’s what many of us been predicting , Chris Chan is all kinds of unbridled crazy in jail, getting worse in some ways Strap in my friends, LOL looks like the jail / prison sagas are gonna be a long crazy ride . We've got to figure o ut how to interview the guards / staff in the jail, they get some weird wild crazy stories on the regular, but these folks dealing with chris for the last 2 months, you KNOW they've got some STORIES , also kinda wonder if just burst out laughing in his face at his never ended retardation.

 

[HumanHive]

We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all aprties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.

Wow, I missed this on my first reading.

Slippery fucking slope in a nutshell. Western culture is going to reap what it sows. Beastiality and pedophilia are coming, it's just a matter of when not if.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

There's a real possibility that he's playing it up to try to get out of jail on an insanity charge like in the movies. Going from zero to Jesus is what sociopaths love doing once they get thrown into jail. Thing is with Chris he's also legitimately mentally ill and has had some weird god delusion thing going on for awhile anyway. So who knows. I do know that he's going to prison for a few years at the very least, and that even if he did "get off" on insanity that actually means being locked up in a state mental institution for the rest of his life.

Just to make this clear: the loony bin is not "free". Where he'd be going basically is a prison, just a prison with the most fucked up people imaginable and none of the normies.

Of course the dumb motherfucker would do that because the TV taught him that. Bob's worst nightmare is coming true, and it wasn't because of the 'evils of the system' it was because Chris brought it upon himself. I bet Barb was regretting not getting that specialized help years ago.

Chris is already fucked up. Let's face facts, Chris was either going to live out the rest of his days either homeless, in a rundown apartment, or behind bars/padded cell.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

It’s never going to trial. Do you think Chris’s own lawyer, possibly one of the most experienced defense trial lawyers in the state of Virginia, is going to view his client as competent after this? He’s going to end up in the extra special nut hut for the criminally insane sex offenders, at least until he can be made sane enough to stand trial. Which is unlikely to ever happen. Heilberg would probably be the only actual real person in a position to argue against that fate for Chris. He has no family willing to take ownership of him or become his advocate. His mother/victim is 80. His lawyer isn’t much younger. He’ll be stuffed into the maniac ward of Arkham Assylum, be drugged into oblivion, and be forgotten as all of his connections to the outside world die.

And here’s the thing. What choice do they have? What other options for dealing with Chris. Take note of how he was “cleansing his mother’s sins by fucking her”. That’s the type of thing that makes the law enforcement types nervous. Like if somebody hasn’t ordered one of those psychosexual exams yet, they certainly will now.

He would probably need his competency restored if this goes to trial, but I suspect Heilberg will try to convince him to take a plea deal.
(Could Heilberg ask to be replaced now? I personally wouldn’t stay with a client that writes and sends disturbing letters like this).
The letter shows very clearly, as if it wasn’t obvious before, that Chris continues to be a dangerous person, maybe even more so now that he’s been locked up for a while.
He just needs to be put away permanently and I personally don’t care if it’s prison or psych.

 

[HumanHive]

There's a real possibility that he's playing it up to try to get out of jail on an insanity charge like in the movies. Going from zero to Jesus is what sociopaths love doing once they get thrown into jail. Thing is with Chris he's also legitimately mentally ill and has had some weird god delusion thing going on for awhile anyway. So who knows. I do know that he's going to prison for a few years at the very least, and that even if he did "get off" on insanity that actually means being locked up in a state mental institution for the rest of his life.

Just to make this clear: the loony bin is not "free". Where he'd be going basically is a prison, just a prison with the most fucked up people imaginable and none of the normies.

Chris has always had a weird preoccupation with Jesus, but for a while it was specifically that Neptunia weeaboo Goddess shit, not anything related to christianity.

I think he may have had a prison chaplain try to speak with him or something. That or all he's had to read for the past month is the Bible.

 

[A Traveler]

By god and I thought I had bad handwriting.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Hell, wouldn't Heilberg actually be required to turn over the letter to the prosectuon?

Count Prosectuon will be having many Laughs Under Lucricities from this, indeed.

Anyway, I think among all the religious lunacy, everyone missed the very beginning of the letter:

I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes

Sounds like he's already been carrying on an active letter correspondence - he got "fresh" paper (i.e. he used up his previous stock) and he is using multiple envelopes. I bet he's getting Idea Guy'd even behind bars.
This is also probably why it took him so long to write Null, he had to get someone to look it up for him and write back with the address.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Namaste, faggot.

 

[Unpleasant]

He's playing it up and thinks he can pass off being crazy. You see this shit all the fucking time, sometimes they start before you even get to the jail. Cuffs come out for some (figurative) retard and thirty seconds later he's in a dissociative fugue state calling out for his dead grandma and speaking in tongues. You always make sure those people get the suicide suit and the padded room just on account of their asshattery.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Wow, I missed this on my first reading.

So Chris thinks deities are adulterous and incestuous - although that's not too far off from the Olympians of Greek myths - and that crap is being bestowed on a "more enlightened" Earth?

That Warhol book Chris keeps talking about said something like "Chris Chan" is "a reflection of where American society is going". If that's true, it means America is going to crumble sooner rather than later.

In other words:

[honk honk]

 

[Twinkletard]

I kinda wish Chris would get thrown into a super max with hardcore terrorists and the like

 

[Cuckoman]

Hell, wouldn't Heilberg actually be required to turn over the letter to the prosectuon? If so, Chris is even more fucked by this than I initially realized.

No. There would be no need.
It was sent to a person that was not his lawyer and thus is not privileged.
Standard procedure is that every single item of communication between an inmate and someone outside that is not his lawyer will be read and copied (letters) or recorded and transcribed (phone calls).

The letter was already copied to his file and to the DA before it even left the prison building.

 

[Purpleshells]

Why does he always insist on capitalizing the first letter of certain words that don’t require it?

 

[jc17]

This has probably already been said, but there is zero chance that Chris is going to get an insanity verdict. Insanity in US law means specifically that: you don't know that society considers what you did to be wrong. Even if it could be proven that he didn't know society considers geriatric rape to be wrong (he definitely knew considering he tried to hide the fact), it is indisputable that he currently knows that society considers having sex with your mom to be wrong, since he's trying to excuse his actions.

Good point. He's just pissed off at Null for tipping the police off that Chris stole Barb's money and he's upset that the law doesnt allow sex between an adult child and their parent.

He knows all this shit is wrong. Remember when Null confronted Chris on both crimes? He danced around the question or straight up lied about it because he knew he did wrong, but he should be excused of all crimes because x, y and z.

"Oh, but I was going to pay her back, besides what about poor defenseless ol' me?!" or, "We're grown ups and no one was hurt, in fact I'm sure she liked it!"
Excuses, like always. If you brought up the fact any contact with the victim (stealing money from her bank account included) was cause for arrest, he'd probably say " If you guys hadn't kicked me out of my house, I wouldnt have had to do that- and my last money was used for my brony convention costume- WHICH you jerks made me miss! If anything, the state owes me money for damages!"

Just flip the situation around. Had someone raped him, then stole nearly $1000 from his bank, I'd love to see how well and calm Chris handles the situation.

 

[Boss Bass]

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