US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

X Prime · Sep 25, 2021

Residential Glowie said:
I didn't know niggas could get mad over stickers on a New Zealand-themed gossip forum.

To wit:

This shit is in the Deep Thoughts abortion thread, of all things. Imagine bitching about stickers in a completely different subforum from the one you're complaining about. Incredible stuff.

JoseRaulChupacabra · Sep 25, 2021

Jet Fuel Johnny said:

I know this is late, but how the fuck does this happen? If this is a photoshop botch, why did they not just flatten the image and put the stamp on top? How!? Why!?

Did they have access to a raw ballot file and screwed up the layering? If that's the case, I'm guessing that box and the shapes cluster around it was put in one group and then the stamp was inserted in this group, but under that big arrow, which I assume is the element on top.

Again, assuming this is a PS botch. We're looking at:
-IQ in 60's
-n00b
-rush job
-intentional fuck up to screw the process
-someone tried to be smart with the layers and made it harder than it had to be

Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 · Sep 25, 2021

teriyakiburns said:
No, it was Obama/Clinton. Remember Benghazi?

Hilary lied
Vilerat died

Never 4get

Mr Bunny · Sep 25, 2021

JoseRaulChupacabra said:
Again, assuming this is a PS botch. We're looking at:
-IQ in 60's

I think they're called niggers, but all you hairless apes look the same to me.

Absolutego · Sep 25, 2021

X Prime said:
To wit:

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This shit is in the Deep Thoughts abortion thread, of all things. Imagine bitching about stickers in a completely different subforum from the one you're complaining about. Incredible stuff.

Serious question: why is almost every user with a hartley hooligan avatar a terminally butthurt TDS type? Are they attracted to the hooligans because their lolcow mother is an acceptable target for being a wonky religious person?

X Prime · Sep 25, 2021

Absolutego said:
Serious question: why is almost every user with a hartley hooligan avatar a terminally butthurt TDS type? Are they attracted to the hooligans because their lolcow mother is an acceptable target for being a wonky religious person?

Considering some of those TDS types try to paint every politician they don't like for their political stances as a lolcow, what does your heart tell you?

Takayuki Yagami · Sep 25, 2021

Absolutego said:
Serious question: why is almost every user with a hartley hooligan avatar a terminally butthurt TDS type? Are they attracted to the hooligans because their lolcow mother is an acceptable target for being a wonky religious person?

There’s probably some psychosexual shit with abortion, body horror, and their politics getting more and more vile or pedantic with time. I can’t imagine most people seek out that thread without something else going on, even here. I know I wouldn’t have known or cared about them if Null hadn’t done a stream.
That or it’s the mom being religious as you said.

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid · Sep 25, 2021

ClackAlAcka said:
I hope it's confirmed that biden got over 10k fake ballots just so I can see liberals and the media lose their shit about Trump winning AZ. Are they going to reveal more information about that anytime soon?

Oh no, it was much higher than that, it was 57k fake ballots.

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid · Sep 25, 2021

Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
This will make it tough for Trump in 2024, as the only places he will be allowed to speak are OAN and RSBN. Especially if youtube bans his rallies.

If a candidate gets little to no press coverage, and it is all 100% negative, can they stand a chance?

Yes, absolutely yes. This is precisely what happened in 2016. In fact, they'll probably talk about Trump more than Biden, nonstop in fact. TDS boosted their ratings, before they started waning again, they can't afford not to talk about Trump. Trump even bragged that he didn't spend a penny of his own money buying campaign ads for himself because the news did all the work for him.

Iceland Heavy · Sep 25, 2021

Absolutego said:
Serious question: why is almost every user with a hartley hooligan avatar a terminally butthurt TDS type? Are they attracted to the hooligans because their lolcow mother is an acceptable target for being a wonky religious person?

The latter and I think hooligans awaken some visceral disgust in them making them feel justified in their unlimited abortion politics. Sort of like trans kids and a large portion of us tbh, but you don't see people running around with desmond or drag kid pfps usually.

Blackhole · Sep 25, 2021

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Oh no, it was much higher than that, it was 57k fake ballots.

I thought it was 80k faked. Am i misremembering or are you?

talk talk talk · Sep 25, 2021

Kind of a weird data point to report.

I had to buy some cheap knocking around clothes today (think Old Navy tier of cheap imported crap). The various stores I went to were working hard to hide it, but stock was obviously very short of men's basics like canvas pants and button up shirts. Since they are 100% import products, the breakdown of the supply chain is pretty obvious there.

737 MAX Stan Account · Sep 25, 2021

Collections Agent said:
So if this goes all the way and they figure out Trump won

What happens?

The State Governors get another reason to Biden/Fauci/Whoever might try and tell them what to do to fuck off.

X Prime · Sep 25, 2021

Why do you think the state governors are not establishment bitches who are all talk and no walk, exactly?

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid · Sep 25, 2021

Blackh0le said:
I thought it was 80k faked. Am i misremembering or are you?

I didn't sit through the whole hearing yet so I'm going by the number people are using on Twitter.

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid · Sep 25, 2021

Garm said:
Are we supposed to get a definitive answer on the infrastructure bill today or is there still time for negotiation? How right was that CNN article about it needing to be done this week?

Gehenna said:
Oh, we are going to get -drama- if it fails. I said the conditions by which we will get a definitive answer, I never said we were unlikely to get one,.

We will almost certainly get one as the opening shot to chaos.

SPEAKING OF CHAOS!

https://twitter.com/TomBevanRCP/status/1441141016250052612
Trending closer and closer to 50% with Blacks. If Biden hits that, it's going to get -fun- for future elections if Biden or Kamala are the candidates. You see, communities are self-reinforcing for voting patterns. The larger the group, the less this holds true, but the smaller the group the more it does. Hence why Minorities voting so strongly along the same lines is more prevalent than the white majority. You see this pattern continue in all countries with elections, regardless of the majority race.

If the black community hits 50% approval, it might -actually- begin a tailspin among those communities. The more that vote Republican or simply refuse to vote, the more who are likely to do the same in the next election, and the next, and the longer that continues the more that reinforcement kicks in. Yes, will still take years. But this has the potential to crunch that from 40 to 20, to the end of a generation, absolutely wiping away any potential gains through immigration as a bonus.

Ayup. Nighttime is when news usually dies, giving me a nice backlog to read and write my analysis for. Day crew handles the collection and sorting of the information, I handle the raw analysis.

the fall of man said:
The infrastructure bill / budget failing will probably trigger finger pointing and "extraordinary measures" as shit falls apart but nothing 'really' happens, for about 3 more weeks. The govt won't really run out of funding for a while longer, and if Mitch tries to force the dems to get Kamala to gavel it in (to say nothing of getting Manchin and Sinema on board), we probably won't see anything happen until around Halloween.

On about Oct 20 our credit rating would be downgraded, and someone would say it's absolutely critiical we keep paying Congress and Fauci to continue terrorizing us due to le upcoming Omicron strain of COVID (influenza season). They'll probably have to furlough all those border patrol peeps to pay for it.

Does anybody know the name of the infrastructure bill btw? I want to read what it says.

The Last Stand · Sep 25, 2021

Absolutego said:
Serious question: why is almost every user with a hartley hooligan avatar a terminally butthurt TDS type? Are they attracted to the hooligans because their lolcow mother is an acceptable target for being a wonky religious person?

I know of two. Jane is the better.

Scale Smerch · Sep 25, 2021

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Does anybody know the name of the infrastructure bill btw? I want to read what it says.

If you mean the bipartisan ~1 trillion $ bill I believe it's this.

Vyse Inglebard · Sep 25, 2021

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Does anybody know the name of the infrastructure bill btw? I want to read what it says.

The Build Back Better Act. The jokes write themselves. :lit:

JosephStalin · Sep 25, 2021

Well, some Afghan "refugees" assaulted a female US Army soldier at Fort Bliss, TX. Fort Bliss is in the El Paso area, right next to Mexico. The FBI is investigating! Big fucking deal. The FBI won't do shit and little will happen to the "refugees". Just a shame she didn't shoot the cocksuckers.