09/24/2021 "Fuck Trovo Festival" 24 hour Stream - Groyper Mega Stream - DeadAirapalosa - Now's Ralph's chance to be a [Big Gunt]!

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Chris has managed to ascend to become Jesus Christ himself while Ralph sits around wallowing in his own waste. Sad.

High Tea said:
Ralph tweeted that she went to visit her parents this weekend, missing a doctor's appointment
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I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Ralph's already getting tired of her and is looking to get away from her.
Like, what must their conversations even be like? They probably have literally nothing to talk about aside from the killstream and maybe what a total fool the kiwi farms and that pedophile Judas Moon is.
Now that he's put a guntling in her, she's nothing but a weird horse faced girl who can't cook, can't clean, can't hold a job, behaves like an alien wearing a human skin suit, and is about as charismatic as a papercut.

I get the feeling that these visits to her parents will become much more frequent and long lasting in the near future.

TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Okay, can someone explain to me how in the living hell someone can fuck Ralph? This "thing" is disgusting, and yet he's fucked and impregnated at least two women? Ralph isn't rich, and no amount of alcohol can make this man attractive, unless you're comatose from alcohol poisoning. Is there an intelligence factor?
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It's just raw false bravado. Ralph very much has narcissistic personality disorder going on, so his entire gambit is constantly trying to act like he's the best thing since sliced bread in the hopes that it'll trick people into thinking he's more than a useless fat idiot, and trashy whores tend to eat that kind of shit up.
 
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A man of no consequence said:
I don’t think May is really pregnant and the test was falsified with a faint positive.

She’s at her parents this weekend, a week after they didn’t get married in Vegas as was the plan.

I would wager real money that she’s won’t be around Gunt by Turkey day.
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i'd bet aganist that happening. her name's on all the apartment stuff.

Mariposa Electrique said:
I bet he shits on Pantsu during coitus.
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its like a male version of squirting!
 
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@Delicious Diversity thanks for the tip
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He was always a Biden supporter come to think of it. Even early on at 2019, while the Democrats were still deciding who would be the Democratic nominee, Ralph thought it would be Biden. And credit to Ralph, he was right.

Now I see why Ralph who voted for Obama twice likes Biden. In addition to being Obama's Vice President, Biden sharts as well!


PS: Surprised that no one covered Biden sharting in front of Boris Johnson. I was thinking Ralph might cover it but if he were Riden for Biden, it would make sense for him not to cover it!
 
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