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Problem is, he values that shitty sax too much. He'd probably just try to teach 'em how to play his skin flute.Maybe you should spend some of that dead uncle's money on some saxophone lessons. I would suggest starting with having someone show you how to fucking tune it.
I'm starting to think the most dangerous thing about having Tom around children isn't even him trying to fuck then...its him trying to show them how to play a musical instrument.
He's begun to exude ichor, truly Gaia's curse has surfaced. Old Tom is right: He is basically a horseman of the apocalypse and everyone is doomed. After the mass extinctions he will walk the earth like Caine, just a very old boy and his dogs.Amberlynn Reid, Chris Chan, and Hillary Clinton can put on a better Deep Southern accent than Tooter. Sounding like a drunk Sally does not make you any more feminine.
"I'm working on getting cleaner." Your fingers are fucking black, dude. Is that shit I see?
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Those nails are clubbed the fuck out, what pulmonary issues does Tom have now....Your fingers are fucking black, dude. Is that shit I see?
He uses heroin, no? I don't know if he shoots but if he does, it could be a lack of blood flow from collapsed arteries \ veins. It'd explain the blackening finger tips as well.Those nails are clubbed the fuck out, what pulmonary issues does Tom have now....
Yes and crystal meth.Wait, what?
Yes and crystal meth.
And hobo cock. For free.Yes and crystal meth.
He's a liar. He would smoke dried semen if he didn't eat it first.@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg Sir, I thought you only smoked trash homegrown weed
The teeth didn't rot out of his head because he didn't brush them@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg Sir, I thought you only smoked trash homegrown weed
I doubt he can afford it very often.This is upsetting.
I thought @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg was a homegrown dirtweed smoking dog molester.
Turns out he also uses dope.
Shameful sir.
Or mescalineMaybe he should try making his own meth. I bet it would be pretty easy for a genius like Tom.