Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[Plarp]

really impressed he's evaded detection this long. I mean obviously he ditched his phone and he must be deep in the wilderness somewhere, but anyone who has access to the internet knows what he looks like. True-crime addicted wine moms all over the country baying for his blood.

There are so many more cctv cameras everywhere nowadays walking near any urban/developed area is risky as hell. This is assuming he didn't off himself...

 

[Niggernerd]

really impressed he's evaded detection this long. I mean obviously he ditched his phone and he must be deep in the wilderness somewhere, but anyone who has access to the internet knows what he looks like. True-crime addicted wine moms all over the country baying for his blood.

There are so many more cctv cameras everywhere nowadays walking near any urban/developed area is risky as hell. This is assuming he didn't off himself...

Wonder how long he can go without a starbucks soy latte

 

[Smug Cat]

The mob outside the parents house is getting bigger and worse. People are actually going on the property posting signs and other "remembrance" fliers. The cops are just letting the trespass happen as well.

With how bad the calls for blood are getting, the family might either be forced from the house or some sort of violent event might happen. It's getting rough. People are now following the parents on errands when they leave in their car.

I feel like going to someone's house in florida to threaten them is unwise from a personal safety standpoint.

really impressed he's evaded detection this long. I mean obviously he ditched his phone and he must be deep in the wilderness somewhere, but anyone who has access to the internet knows what he looks like. True-crime addicted wine moms all over the country baying for his blood.

There are so many more cctv cameras everywhere nowadays walking near any urban/developed area is risky as hell. This is assuming he didn't off himself...

The fact that he's evaded detection so long makes suicide more likely imo, but I hope he's alive and just expertly Bundying it up in some patch of wilderness somewhere, to be found as an old man in 30 years or something.

 

[Art Kassul]

anyone who has access to the internet knows what he looks like

The hell they do. He's got a two week head-start, which is more than he needs. Laundrie's got friends at every campsite and Applebee's from here to Chickamauga. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local truck stop. He'll blend in, disappear, and we'll never see him again. With any luck he's in Guatemala already.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

really impressed he's evaded detection this long. I mean obviously he ditched his phone and he must be deep in the wilderness somewhere, but anyone who has access to the internet knows what he looks like. True-crime addicted wine moms all over the country baying for his blood.

There are so many more cctv cameras everywhere nowadays walking near any urban/developed area is risky as hell. This is assuming he didn't off himself...

Friends have testified that he's spent at least up to 3 months alone in the wild without ever leaving to get resupplied etc... so now if he left with a camper, a ton of gears and a good reserve of food, he could literally spend a few years in the middle of absolutely nowhere without anyone ever spotting him or needing to resurface for air if he's good, especially since it seems he actually enjoys spending his life in the outdoors.

He's one of those cases where he could just legit not be seen again and then get arrested in like 30 years and people 'Oh yeah that guy, uh, crazy.' and then move on to whatever the fuck it is we do 30 years from now.

I assume it's mostly gonna be fucking robots.

 

[MunsterCheese]

So Brian Landrie has bragged about spending 6 weeks in the wilderness living off of nothing but peanut butter, cheese & crackers.

What the hell? What person who loves the great outdoors heads out with nothing but peanut butter, cheese & crackers?

I don't know the ratio of peanut butter to cheese to crackers. But lets just assume it is all peanut butter due to it having the highest number of calories per weight.

6 weeks * 7 days = 42 days.
42 days * 2000 calories = 84,000 calories
598 calories per 100 grams peanut butter or 5,980 calories per 1 kg peanut butter.
84,000 calories / 5980 cal/kg = 14 kg of peanut butter or about 31 pounds peanut butter. for the full 6 weeks.

Brian weighs in at about 160 pounds. Your backpack should be no more than 1/3 of your weight at absolute maximum. (20% of your body weight is a much more realistic upper bound). So 53 pound backpack weight. After peanut butte weight that would leave him 22 pounds for clothing (necessary), rain gear (necessary), tent, tarp, sleeping bag, knife, first aid kit, toiletries, walking water.

Feasible but extremely shitty. People who actually enjoy the outdoors tend to pack better more nutritional varied foods. The only people who go absolutely dense of food and light on weight are the Appalachian Trail speed hikers. So these people are not eating shit tier protein packs just for the hell of it.

What caused Brian to do a 6 week stint in the woods with nothing but peanut butter, cheese & crackers? Please don't tell me he has killed before.

 

[three mint tea]

What caused Brian to do a 6 week stint in the woods with nothing but peanut butter, cheese & crackers? Please don't tell me he has killed before.

He could have lied to make the story seem all the more impressive. Or, although this might be a bit of a stretch, he knows how to hunt and prepare his food. Has he ever given any indication that he does?

The fact that he's evaded detection so long makes suicide more likely imo, but I hope he's alive and just expertly Bundying it up in some patch of wilderness somewhere, to be found as an old man in 30 years or something.

I'm not sure what to think of suicide. Would he have gone through all that trouble just to kill himself after such a short amount of time? He's survived in the wilderness before, I think he's more likely to give that a shot.

But then again, it's different this time. Knowing that his only options now are to stay in the wilderness for who knows how long or to be caught and imprisoned may very well push him over the edge.

 

[El Pútrido Degenerado]

How about Dog the Bounty Hunter?
He's at the parent's house in Florida
https://twitter.com/BrianEntin/status/1441859583337771008
Twitter video downloaders are not working for me atm

Edit: Found a longer video from Fox13
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Look at this! Dog just told the whole fucking news where he thinks he is. If he is there, he's going to get warned by someone who sympathizes with the bastard.

Here's where Dog the Bounty Hunter thinks Brian Laundrie is

Dog the Bounty Hunter arrived at Brian Laundrie’s parents’ home Saturday, knocked on the door and met silence – but he’s already picked up a scent.The realit...

www.youtube.com

 

[AnOminous]

Look at this! Dog just told the whole fucking news where he thinks he is. If he is there, he's going to get warned by someone who sympathizes with the bastard.

Great job by this dumb, white trash retard.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Okay, I know I should've said this after you tried to argue that Gabby had an autocannibalism fetish, but seriously dude, I think you're projecting whatever psycho-ex you had onto her.

Look, now if it turns out Gabby was this horrible, abusive harpy then sure, you were right all along, but until then, this persistent attempt at trying to paint her as the real monster and Brian as the innocent victim when pretty much everything points to the opposite is really weird, and suspicious at this point.

Men are frequently the victims in domestic abuse, and society does unfortunately not take them seriously most of the time, but I'm not sure why you're trying to hook that cause onto this case when it seems that at best, Gabby scratched him, and Brian smacked the crap out of her, stole her car, ditched her in the middle of nowhere, refused to help the police find her, and then went on the run.

No matter how you slice it, Brian is not the good guy here, and I have no idea why you decided to pick his hill as the one to die on.

Calm down

 

[MunsterCheese]

Great Dog the Bounty Hunter just told everyone that he thinks Brian is hiding out in the woods probably some where out around the Appalachian Trail that extends from Maine to Georgia. That really narrows it down significantly. I bet Brian would be really quaking in his boots if he heard that.

That said, if Brian really is hiding out in the woods, their best easiest chance of finding him is scaring him into leaving the woods and reentering civilization prior to him growing out a full head of hair and shaving his beard and people forgetting about him with the news cycle.

On the actual Appalachian trail would be a poor choice to hide. Especially during these warmer months the trails are rather crowded in the southern easy walking rolling hills with day hikers. The crowds don't thin out until you get into the much more strenuous rigorous northern presidential range. There you will reach points in the trail where the blazes will take you to a sheer rock face 13 feet high that you are supposed to go up.

The foot traffic is thinner up there. But the downside of less foot traffic is all of those people hiking all day are more likely to remember you and to take note of you. And they have nothing else to think about but you and if you look like that guy that is on the run.

 

[Male Idiot]

If he can hunt and get to a nice place, with so much supplies, he could last. If he went for months into the woods before, it is safe to assume he can hunt. Now can he hunt with a bow? Otherwise he'll run out of ammo at one time unless he is a really good trapper. We need more info on that.

But if we give him competence for that, I doubt he is browsing the DAWG on his very tracable phone so he may be unaware of his involvment. Also peanut butter tastes like shit, no wonder this crazy baldy loves it.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

All those discussions about hunting, foraging or the winter are pointless. Though, I certainly assume he knows what to do, you don't love to be the outdoorsy survivalist type without knowing at least a decent amount of either.

People seem to be forgetting that he seemingly left with a camper. That shit could contain a shit ton of supplies. Since he knows what to do to survive by himself, I assume he picked up a few 25kg bags of rice and dry beans and shit in said camper, so hunting and foraging wouldn't even be an issue. He could be parked somewhere and basically be living the college dorm room lifestyle here. Shit his parents seem rich enough, he could have a camper with a TV, solar panels for the battery, a xbox hooked up and live the full NEET dream for a while.

Assuming his parents are smart as well, they could easily make a trip every three or six months to bring him whatever food he needs if the have a way to communicate (burners, for example) as long as they leave their cellphones behind and don't use cards on the way. As for him, with a full set of hair and a cap hiding his baldness, sunglasses and a full beard, he would basically be able to more or less walk around in society a year from now or less without people noticing him.

If he likes the outdoor so much, his parents can just find a way to get him a cabin in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, and he could slowly rebuild his life working odd jobs for cash and shit and basically stay off the grid enough that he could conceivably never get caught.

Ironically the one thing that could fuck him up long term is if he's hiding in a state that is going to require vaccine passports lol.

 

[Happy Fish]

Now the youtube vultures that is the true crime community can bank off a recent death!

Good luck to them. I can't even find his channel underneath all the vultures from fake news. Fuck Google for turning YouTube into the reason I stopped watching TV and started watching Youtube

 

[FatalTater]

I feel bad for the eleventy million guys that look just like Brian. Soon there'll be a thread on reddit - When was the last time you were harrassed for resembling this guy? and there'll be thousands of novel-length posts.

 

[O.H. Krill]

All those discussions about hunting, foraging or the winter are pointless. Though, I certainly assume he knows what to do, you don't love to be the outdoorsy survivalist type without knowing at least a decent amount of either.

People seem to be forgetting that he seemingly left with a camper. That shit could contain a shit ton of supplies. Since he knows what to do to survive by himself, I assume he picked up a few 25kg bags of rice and dry beans and shit in said camper, so hunting and foraging wouldn't even be an issue. He could be parked somewhere and basically be living the college dorm room lifestyle here. Shit his parents seem rich enough, he could have a camper with a TV, solar panels for the battery, a xbox hooked up and live the full NEET dream for a while.

Assuming his parents are smart as well, they could easily make a trip every three or six months to bring him whatever food he needs if the have a way to communicate (burners, for example) as long as they leave their cellphones behind and don't use cards on the way. As for him, with a full set of hair and a cap hiding his baldness, sunglasses and a full beard, he would basically be able to more or less walk around in society a year from now or less without people noticing him.

If he likes the outdoor so much, his parents can just find a way to get him a cabin in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, and he could slowly rebuild his life working odd jobs for cash and shit and basically stay off the grid enough that he could conceivably never get caught.

Ironically the one thing that could fuck him up long term is if he's hiding in a state that is going to require vaccine passports lol.

I don’t think this family is smart enough to pull this off, long term, and I don’t think he’s as hard-core a survivalist as some have made him out to be.

They eventually caught Eric Rudolph and he was a hard-core survivalist with a strong support network (his brother even cut off his own hand with a power saw to demonstrate his dedication to his brother - yes, really). Even he had to come into town once in a while, and that’s how they got him, dumpster-diving at 4 in the morning.

Laundrie will fuck up sooner rather than later (if he hasn’t offed himself). He doesn’t strike me as particularly smart or strong-willed enough to last more than a month or so.

 

[Android raptor]

I don’t think this family is smart enough to pull this off, long term, and I don’t think he’s as hard-core a survivalist as some have made him out to be.

They eventually caught Eric Rudolph and he was a hard-core survivalist with a strong support network (his brother even cut off his own hand with a power saw to demonstrate his dedication to his brother - yes, really). Even he had to come into town once in a while, and that’s how they got him, dumpster-diving at 4 in the morning.

Laundrie will fuck up sooner rather than later (if he hasn’t offed himself). He doesn’t strike me as particularly smart or strong-willed enough to last more than a month or so.

Yep, I still remember the manhunt for Rudolph. One of my earliest exposures to the concept of terrorism and survivalist wackos evading the feds.

No way this guy will be able to survive in the woods as long as Rudolph. If they don't find him within a couple months, he's either dead or fled the country. I still an not discounting the possibility that the car/camping in the swamp thing was just the family trying to disguise and buy time while they helped him flee the country. Though I'm sure the alphabet bois will eventually figure out if that's the case.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I don’t think this family is smart enough to pull this off, long term, and I don’t think he’s as hard-core a survivalist as some have made him out to be.

He doesn't need to be a hardcore survivalist if he has a camper filled with enough food for last 4-6 months (which would be easy to do).

They eventually caught Eric Rudolph and he was a hard-core survivalist with a strong support network (his brother even cut off his own hand with a power saw to demonstrate his dedication to his brother - yes, really). Even he had to come into town once in a while, and that’s how they got him, dumpster-diving at 4 in the morning.

That's a ridiculous comparison. Eric Rudolph had all the alphabet agencies on his case and had perpetrated what was basically the biggest or at least most profile terrorist attack on American soil in decades apart from Timothy McVeigh, and he still managed to spend 5 years surviving on the run.

This guy is a person of interest in a murder and will be forgotten the second the news cycle latches on something more interesting.

People knew about Eric Rudolph 5 years later. People will have forgotten about Brian Laundrie in 5 months.

 

[Prosopagnosia]

It seems Baldo Brian’s mom called 911 on Dog.

 

[moocow]

I feel like going to someone's house in florida to threaten them is unwise from a personal safety standpoint.

Angry mobs are astonishingly stupid. I'm also a bit surprised that the police are allowing people to get so close to the house (or even set foot on the property at all). I'm sure they don't like the parents any more than the angry mob does, but unless they're just itching to deal with a crime scene and do a lot of paperwork I can't imagine they actually want things to escalate at the parents' house enough that firearms come into play.

Florida's Stand Your Ground and Castle Doctrine laws are pretty broad and even the legislature is working on passing constitutional carry. Hell, the Polk County sheriff has straight up told citizens to arm themselves and shoot to kill if they're ever threatened at home or in public. He's previously refused to so much as arrest people who've shot burglars dead on their property after the initial examination of the scene supported the shooter's self-defense claims.

The parents are well within their rights to confront the mob (risky, I know) and demand they stay off the property, and to threaten a lethal response if they encroach further, police be damned. God help anyone dumb enough to actually bang on the door or try to force their way inside. Having police nearby deadpanning "don't, stop, come back" won't stop a bullet.