Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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As @Anonymus Fluhre and I said trolling is discouraged here, so that may be a big reason. We are kinda in a grey area in this thread where you ONA guys have been smart enough to not cop to anything specific, but offsite trolling is really frowned upon here. I think this threads been treated pretty leniently since this josiah munoz thing started tbh. That being said I still appreciate the ride, and it seems like a good stock of kiwi here do too.

Featured threads end up sucking for ten to twenty pages anyways.
Only time I can think when trolling was featured was to laugh at the trolls and those trolls targeted Chris-Chan.
 
As @Anonymus Fluhre and I said trolling is discouraged here, so that may be a big reason. We are kinda in a grey area in this thread where you ONA guys have been smart enough to not cop to anything specific, but offsite trolling is really frowned upon here. I think this threads been treated pretty leniently since this josiah munoz thing started tbh. That being said I still appreciate the ride, and it seems like a good stock of kiwi here do too.

Featured threads end up sucking for ten to twenty pages anyways.
I'm discussing this with @Anonymus Fluhre in dm's to avoid cluttering up the thread, but dsp's bank accounts can be hacked and featured.

This wasn't an illegal op, and I don't see why Pat freaking out wouldn't be featured other than some might not find it funny.

(Apostlegate has the potential to be featured because it exposes somethings about modern day journalism, but if it needs its own post/thread so be it)
 
It's a completely pointless endeavor arguing with him because even if you show him absolute proof that he is incorrect, he will just respond with "Shh", "Wrong as always", or some other narcissistic "No you're wrong" type response.
Well, it got him to admit and even boast about the fact that he filed for a malicious purpose and in bad faith.
 
I'm discussing this with @Anonymus Fluhre in dm's to avoid cluttering up the thread, but dsp's bank accounts can be hacked and featured.

This wasn't an illegal op, and I don't see why Pat freaking out wouldn't be featured other than some might not find it funny.

(Apostlegate has the potential to be featured because it exposes somethings about modern day journalism, but if it needs its own post/thread so be it)
Patrick made a complete ass of himself but it's something that's only particularly funny to people who already know who he is and get that extra kick out of seeing him squirm more. He's not as much of a known personality sitewide as Ralph or King Cobra. This freak out feels significant to people in this thread (though even some here point out how it doesn't really offer anything new) but I think anyone out of the loop clicking on it from Happenings not knowing who he is will just turn it off after 2 minutes wondering what the big revelation or gotcha in the thing is.

It could be Null not liking it because it's too close to trolling but I doubt it. It's just a phone call of two guys going nuh uh ya huh back and forth and repeating themselves for 30 minutes.
Apostlegate with a more concise entry point might fare better in appealing to more people and then maybe getting interest in Pat to branch out of there. But just compare the posts and views of this thread to Ralph or Cobra and it makes more sense.

His subpeona of Cloudflare got featured by Null but This might be a bit relevant to the discussion about ona people having expectations or behavior a bit different to Nulls taste though. :story:
 
For me Apostlegate is less about Pat's freakout (although it certainly is funny), and more about the fact that a worldwide news network was about to run a series of articles on a non-existent right-wing trolling network, all based on the word of someone providing fake info as a mole. Pat had tried to label it 'Gamergate 2.0' in the tapes, was actually writing scripts for Hollywood about his battles with the trolls, and was either planning or writing a book about it. He really thought he would become world famous for his efforts.
 
His subpeona of Cloudflare got featured by Null but This might be a bit relevant to the discussion about ona people having expectations or behavior a bit different to Nulls taste though. :story:
That too. They were almost going to be given their own sub forum. Sort of glad they didn't since they can't keep anything on track and just constantly make more threads to call people fat. They don't know how to use a forum and use it like Reddit.
 
Instead he can't even get a feature on a forum still fighting the original Gamergate, true loser's loser.
Imagine thinking you'd start a new internet war tagging it as a 2.0 of a dead movement that's been dead since 2016. Imagine thinking you're so fucking smart that you get spoon fed bad info by a "mole" and use that in court. Imagine being so fucking mentally broken that you just have to sound like your mother when arguing with someone better than you and calling them Baby/Child/Sweety/Infant. Imagine being that fucking autistic. I'd honestly just crawl into a hole and die after being embarrassed that fucking much. Pat is literally the worlds biggest loser next to MovieBob and Brianna Wu.
 
Imagine thinking you'd start a new internet war tagging it as a 2.0 of a dead movement that's been dead since 2016. Imagine thinking you're so fucking smart that you get spoon fed bad info by a "mole" and use that in court. Imagine being so fucking mentally broken that you just have to sound like your mother when arguing with someone better than you and calling them Baby/Child/Sweety/Infant. Imagine being that fucking autistic. I'd honestly just crawl into a hole and die after being embarrassed that fucking much. Pat is literally the worlds biggest loser next to MovieBob and Brianna Wu.
Imagine also being stupid AND fat on the internet in 2021.

I know you're reading this Rick. Try for congress next. It's the only way to fight dem damn dirty trolls!
 
Also, those recordings were due to trolling, something the site is against.
To quote the line of text that you see every time you want to post something here.
"No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you."

I think it's worth mentioning that 95% of people on onaforums don't fuck with Rick in any way. Most just laugh at his ludicrous behavior.

This has been his problem right from the start - he interprets a few people directly fucking with him as an entire community that he needs to go to war with. It was just one guy who brought him to the attention of the subreddit back in 2018. He then decided that meant he needed to defeat the entire subreddit and gloat about it on Twitter. He's instigated all of this right from the beginning but simultaneously wants to take zero responsibility and claim victim status.

Cut to 2021 - he's $100K+ deep into a lawsuit that's accomplished literally nothing for him, he's not identified a single person or made anyone face any consequences and he's still responding to everything daily on Twitter. He's truly insane.
 
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It was just one guy who brought him to the attention of the subreddit back in 2018. He then decided that meant he needed to defeat the entire subreddit and gloat about it on Twitter.
I love that he thought getting the subreddit taken down was enough to solve his problems, but their autism mixed with their sheer hatred for Rick and Joe Cumia started a series of events that is going to lead to Rick paying an admin of the site they made.
 
I'm discussing this with @Anonymus Fluhre in dm's to avoid cluttering up the thread, but dsp's bank accounts can be hacked and featured.

This wasn't an illegal op, and I don't see why Pat freaking out wouldn't be featured other than some might not find it funny.

(Apostlegate has the potential to be featured because it exposes somethings about modern day journalism, but if it needs its own post/thread so be it)
Maybe we should see if we can get it featured in Null's "mad at the internet" show. I think it would be worthy of that.
 
I love that he thought getting the subreddit taken down was enough to solve his problems, but their autism mixed with their sheer hatred for Rick and Joe Cumia started a series of events that is going to lead to Rick paying an admin of the site they made.
From all I have seen of him he reeks of someone who is morbidly obese and has poor personal hygiene is desperate to think he can magically get everything he wants, from making his godawful books become bestsellers to silencing his ever expanding list of personal enemies to furnishing him with a loyal army of internet people who will do his personal bidding just by dint of his internet-kung-fu (i.e. spamming trendy narrative shit on twitter until it goes viral and brownnosing blue checkmarks until they respond and follow back) and is utterly fucking unable to get his flabby head around the fact that imaginary internet points on twitter count rather less than monopoly money, since atleast you can use monopoly money as an impromptu maxi pad if you were really desperate.
 
From all I have seen of him he reeks of someone who is morbidly obese and has poor personal hygiene is desperate to think he can magically get everything he wants, from making his godawful books become bestsellers to silencing his ever expanding list of personal enemies to furnishing him with a loyal army of internet people who will do his personal bidding just by dint of his internet-kung-fu (i.e. spamming trendy narrative shit on twitter until it goes viral and brownnosing blue checkmarks until they respond and follow back) and is utterly fucking unable to get his flabby head around the fact that imaginary internet points on twitter count rather less than monopoly money, since atleast you can use monopoly money as an impromptu maxi pad if you were really desperate.
What if you were one of the lucky people who got real money with their Monopoly board?
 
I missed the pro tem judge ruling on the legal fees. when did that happen?
Last Thursday, the court adopted a "tentative ruling", and continued the case to this coming Thursday. It's not a final ruling and will still be argued
 
What if you were one of the lucky people who got real money with their Monopoly board?
Well I suppose you could use that for feminine hygiene too, but I think you would probably be better served using it to barter for a rag of some kind

Hell maybe visit your local goodwill and pick up a crate of Patrick's books for a dollar, im sure you can mulch that down into tampons that will bring you far more comfort and satisfaction than a woman ever got from Patrick himself
 
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