Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Holy shit, this could not be sweeter. The "yes, child" 2 minutes in, his pathetic retorts... all of it *chef's kiss*

Also Rick, you sounds like a fat faggot sweating bullets. If only there could have been a fly on the wall to witness that vein burst on your clammy forehead. The projection is astounding, especially since you argue with people like a camp Batman villain. Quietly into the night with you, child.
 
Some mashups of the fifth video are being done on the other forums. None of these are mine, but I thought some people here might enjoy these.

With the Mel Gibson tapes


With Linkin Park's One Step Closer

Jesus tap dancing Christ on Broadway. That Mel vs Fat is fucking priceless. It works so well. :story:
 
The more I think about his moments of ungoverned rage in this conversation, the gladder I am that he signed away his parental rights. If he can't manage his anger in this context, it's hard for me to believe he would not abuse any child in his care.
With his mental ability under stress his kids would run circles around him in an argument anyway, while he sat in the corner holding his ears going "lalala, i can't hear you"
 
Fatrick says "child" 81 times in a period of 27 minutes and 45 seconds. That's roughly one "child" every 20 seconds.

This corresponds to the zero minutes and zero seconds he's spent with his actual child.
The more I listen to it and analyze that last call the more I realize how much like his mother he is. He got mental fucked by his mom, right? Dad basically never taught him to be a man. So its pretty much fitting for why he personality switches when upset to mimic his mother.

High voice, semi soft spoken yet condescending and controlling, overly emotional, erupts when challenged. It's very telling how mentally broken he is just cause of his mom alone. And it shows hard in that recording. It would make sense why he hates children, and why he was willing to give his daughter up. He knew he'd be like his mother.

However I wonder what drove him into closet Bi-sexuality. Dad avoiding him/bullying him? Mom emasculating him? Combo of both? Either way. I can see where he gets that personality from, and why he fakes being a tough guy. It's fucking sad. But, also hilarious cause he's such an autism filled faggot with mommy issues and that's why he likes to get pegged. :story:
 
The more I listen to it and analyze that last call the more I realize how much like his mother he is. He got mental fucked by his mom, right? Dad basically never taught him to be a man. So its pretty much fitting for why he personality switches when upset to mimic his mother.

High voice, semi soft spoken yet condescending and controlling, overly emotional, erupts when challenged. It's very telling how mentally broken he is just cause of his mom alone. And it shows hard in that recording. It would make sense why he hates children, and why he was willing to give his daughter up. He knew he'd be like his mother.

However I wonder what drove him into closet Bi-sexuality. Dad avoiding him/bullying him? Mom emasculating him? Combo of both? Either way. I can see where he gets that personality from, and why he fakes being a tough guy. It's fucking sad. But, also hilarious cause he's such an autism filled faggot with mommy issues and that's why he likes to get pegged. :story:
Should also question why he started defending men in dresses.
 
I thought the 'child' thing was a trope, or an exaggeration. A verbal tick used once or twice a day at most...
Then I listened.

Holy shit. I have never heard so much autism come out of a weirder pseudo-intellectual in my life.

The caller was dead-nuts on. He's a weirdo, who's mommy gave far too much attention, and too much praise for his meager intellect. His 5/10 wife (on a good day) will eventually get tired of pegging his ass and discover that BBC is more than a media company.
 
I've only seen one other person mention it so far, but Pat accuses Josiah of committing a felony for calling him. Yet Pat was the one who called, you could hear Josiahs phone ringing in the beginning. Also Pat accuses him of a crime for recording the call, moments after he said that he was also recording the call himself. R.I.P. Norm.
Josiah called him first, Pat hung up after the insult and revelation, then Pat called Josiah back claiming the call dropped because of the building he was in and pretended he didn't hear what Josiah said the first time.
Pat probably started some recording software on his phone so wanted that part on tape, but regardless, he is the one who initiated that long second phone call.
edit: And yeah RIP Norm.
edit: And RIP Fez, still less gay than Patrick.
 
The way Rick talks to Josiah about "his mouth doing that thing" and explaining how mentally healthy people don't act like that is just... what's the consensus on his mental state? I don't recall seeing any info about it. I'm assuming some Cluster B personality disorder. Or repressed homosexuality yearning to break free
 
The way Rick talks to Josiah about "his mouth doing that thing" and explaining how mentally healthy people don't act like that is just... what's the consensus on his mental state? I don't recall seeing any info about it. I'm assuming some Cluster B personality disorder. Or repressed homosexuality yearning to break free
Speaking in a scientific capacity, he's a loon.
 
The way Rick talks to Josiah about "his mouth doing that thing" and explaining how mentally healthy people don't act like that is just... what's the consensus on his mental state? I don't recall seeing any info about it. I'm assuming some Cluster B personality disorder. Or repressed homosexuality yearning to break free
Speaking in a scientific capacity, he's a loon.

 
On one hand I'm kinda disappointed we didn't get something about the lolsuit being bankrolled by the SFWA or somebody else.
One the other hand due to Fatricks inability to sound a like a heterosexual man for an extended period of time we can safely assume he finances part of it by turning tricks at the local glory hole.
Pretty sure he stated in the second or third video that it was being paid by them.
 
I can't believe he actually does the 'child' thing irl, how embarrassing. Also all I could picture in my head while listening to Rick's sassy gay tantrum was the tech support guy from South Park.
7d543a8f9339124cdb7fb12b13c5eed1.jpg
 
This is the craziest thing I've ever listened to. I had to tap out because the repeated "child" name calling just made me want to smack him into the next galaxy. Does he really think that's him being superior? His tone was so faggoty that even the biggest drag queen would have manned up and punched him in the mouth for it. All it does is show that he's just a big baby who tries to control people and then throws a tantrum when they don't bow to his obvious superiority.

Patrick is a fat faggot and I would not have sex with him. Because I'm a woman who needs a real man.
 
He's got other things closer at hand to consider. Russ Greer losing his lawsuit against... well, Null. Chris Motherfucker Chandler sending a confessional letter to Null from the big house, featuring his latest delusion that he's Jesus Christ. It's a lot to deal with.

For me, I'm disappointed because I thought this would be some expose on a legal matter or something. Instead it's really just confirmation on what we already knew about fat rick's personality, ego and inability to control anything in life (including himself).
This last recording wasn't as major as the hype let on. We're not gamers looking to pre-order some game. Don't hype something up if it can't live up to it. Chris thinking he's Christ and Null is Judas was far more entertaining. Which is sad because Thomas Apostle is probably a take on Thomas the Apostle, a man known to not fully believe in Christ and wanted his own answers. Instead as you said, just gave us the information we already knew.
 
Last edited:
Back