Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Despite the gaping maw and his entire gross, mangled, sin against nature body, it’s his creepy, watery, sunken-in eyes that skeeve me out the most.

I mean, we're really spoiled for choice when it comes to Russ's least appealing feature. But you're right, the dead fish eyes are pretty unsettling. And insert disclaimer here about most Moebius sufferers being perfectly lovely people and all, but I think that in Russ's case it's knowing that it's not an illusion of soullessness that you have to look past, but rather an accurate representation of his narcissistic, entitled, low-IQ self that makes his eyes particularly creepy.

*shudders*

 

[The Dude]

Despite the gaping maw and his entire gross, mangled, sin against nature body, it’s his creepy, watery, sunken-in eyes that skeeve me out the most.

Sometimes that Russell, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a Russ, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he woos ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch slurpin'...

 

[StinkySnack]

There's something particularly fucked up about his right foot. That's the one he can't seem to stand flat on in the hooker picture, too.

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I wonder if it's the legacy of a club foot.

He's just playin' footsie with her!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There's something particularly fucked up about his right foot. That's the one he can't seem to stand flat on in the hooker picture, too.

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I wonder if it's the legacy of a club foot.

This is how I expect deep ones in Innsmouth to look before they make the change.

 

[Bridgeburner]

This is how I expect deep ones in Innsmouth to look before they make the change.

Thank you for this, this just might be my favorite description of Russ.

 

[Sasha]

Despite the gaping maw and his entire gross, mangled, sin against nature body, it’s his creepy, watery, sunken-in eyes that skeeve me out the most.

I agree, and his ever-opened mouth makes it seems like a fucking zombie.
It's funny how he gives a blood thirsty feeling, but he's actually just boob thirsty.

 

[The Dude]

I agree, and his ever-opened mouth makes it seems like a fucking zombie.
It's funny how he gives a blood thirsty feeling, but he's actually just boob thirsty.

One of our old nicknames for Russ was "zombie-faced dwarf" or something like that. Even George A. Romero would have said Shit-Lips is too creepy to put on film.

 

[Drowningman]

Think how much he creeped out the women at places he worked with that dead look as he hovered over them
Just that face and soulless eyes staring at you. UGH!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

This is how I expect deep ones in Innsmouth to look before they make the change.

I wish I could upvote this more than once. Mrs. Sebben had to come in the room to see why I was giggling like a crazy person.

There's something particularly fucked up about his right foot. That's the one he can't seem to stand flat on in the hooker picture, too.

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I wonder if it's the legacy of a club foot.

EVERYTHING about him is fucked up. His body, his suit, his face, his trauma lumps, his sense of self-importance. There is nothing of value there or of basic humanity.

Pipsqueak Rusty is what you get when you shave an orangutan that's been spliced with a rat and put them in a badly fitting suit.

 

[DrJonesHat]

This is how I expect deep ones in Innsmouth to look before they make the change.

At least we don't have to worry about Russ reproducing. I hope.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

For those trying to find the pool pic of his feet:

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Bonus wonky fingers:
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There's something incredibly gay about him taking the feet pic pool-side. Isn't that something exclusive to wine aunts and roasties?

 

[DrJonesHat]

There's something incredibly gay about him taking the feet pic pool-side. Isn't that something exclusive to wine aunts and toasties?

That's Russ, the world's youngest old person.

 

[Sasha]

That's Russ, the world's youngest old person.

That's funny, the Yaniv heir is actually the oldest young girl in existence.

And the only old male in a young girl body that is not menopaused yet

 

[Miss Misery]

He's just playin' footsie with her!

I actually think that's what he's doing. He's trying to initiate as much body contact with her as possible, including shoving his leg against hers. His foot's not fucked up, he's just a gross creep.

Also the only people in this day and age who can (barely) get away with double-breasted suits are members of a royal family. And his pants are too long because he's too cheap to get them tailored.

 

[StinkySnack]

I actually think that's what he's doing. He's trying to initiate as much body contact with her as possible, including shoving his leg against hers. His foot's not fucked up, he's just a gross creep.

Yep, I wasn't joking. He doesn't hold his foot like this in any other photos of himself. He was just trying to rub up on her as much as he could. Very creepy.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yep, I wasn't joking. He doesn't hold his foot like this in any other photos of himself. He was just trying to rub up on her as much as he could. Very creepy.

Since, by his own words it's reasonable to assume he views women as property, he's just trying to assert ownership. And he has no idea why people (esp, women) find this VERY off-putting.

 

[DarkAlien]

Yeah, he always thinks people just won't let him explain. Nevermind that he got a whole legal filing to do just that, and the judge still shot down all his arugements. I was especially amused that all his screenshots that he purported showed what evil, horrible monsters we are got dismissed as irrelevant. Of course I think he's going to try the same thing again in his appeal. And yes, I think he'll try to refile even thought all his claims were dismissed with prejudice.

He might try to refile in Nevada in the future.

Dear Lord. RUSS! Please File your next ravingly insane appeal soon! Something to get us away from Feet Pictures.

I don't think he's gonna appeal, not his usual MO


If there is such a thing as a 90 day ban, that time has gone by too.

 

[StinkySnack]

I don't think he's gonna appeal, not his usual MO

He appealed the brothel ban suit.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He appealed the brothel ban suit.

I think he'll try to appeal this one all the way to the Supreme Court. There's no constitutional issue to be decided, so they'll reject it, and I wouldn't be shocked if Russ tried to sue them.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

There's something particularly fucked up about his right foot. That's the one he can't seem to stand flat on in the hooker picture, too.

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I wonder if it's the legacy of a club foot.

The looks on their faces in that photo are just great. Russel looks like he thinks he's one suave motherfucker and she just looks bored and uncomfortable, I wonder if he has a collection of hooker photos like this that he uses as wallpaper