Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[Dysnomia]

So Brian Landrie has bragged about spending 6 weeks in the wilderness living off of nothing but peanut butter, cheese & crackers.

What the hell? What person who loves the great outdoors heads out with nothing but peanut butter, cheese & crackers?

I don't know the ratio of peanut butter to cheese to crackers. But lets just assume it is all peanut butter due to it having the highest number of calories per weight.

6 weeks * 7 days = 42 days.
42 days * 2000 calories = 84,000 calories
598 calories per 100 grams peanut butter or 5,980 calories per 1 kg peanut butter.
84,000 calories / 5980 cal/kg = 14 kg of peanut butter or about 31 pounds peanut butter. for the full 6 weeks.

Brian weighs in at about 160 pounds. Your backpack should be no more than 1/3 of your weight at absolute maximum. (20% of your body weight is a much more realistic upper bound). So 53 pound backpack weight. After peanut butte weight that would leave him 22 pounds for clothing (necessary), rain gear (necessary), tent, tarp, sleeping bag, knife, first aid kit, toiletries, walking water.

Feasible but extremely shitty. People who actually enjoy the outdoors tend to pack better more nutritional varied foods. The only people who go absolutely dense of food and light on weight are the Appalachian Trail speed hikers. So these people are not eating shit tier protein packs just for the hell of it.

What caused Brian to do a 6 week stint in the woods with nothing but peanut butter, cheese & crackers? Please don't tell me he has killed before.

What this soy has bragged about and what he's done may be two different things. He looks like a little bitch. Yet he's also a murderer. So maybe he is hiding some secret skills. He's folled everyone with that face that looks like it soys out to Switch games.

It seems Baldo Brian’s mom called 911 on Dog.

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This is like some zany movie plot.

Angry mobs are astonishingly stupid. I'm also a bit surprised that the police are allowing people to get so close to the house (or even set foot on the property at all). I'm sure they don't like the parents any more than the angry mob does, but unless they're just itching to deal with a crime scene and do a lot of paperwork I can't imagine they actually want things to escalate at the parents' house enough that firearms come into play.

Florida's Stand Your Ground and Castle Doctrine laws are pretty broad and even the legislature is working on passing constitutional carry. Hell, the Polk County sheriff has straight up told citizens to arm themselves and shoot to kill if they're ever threatened at home or in public. He's previously refused to so much as arrest people who've shot burglars dead on their property after the initial examination of the scene supported the shooter's self-defense claims.

The parents are well within their rights to confront the mob (risky, I know) and demand they stay off the property, and to threaten a lethal response if they encroach further, police be damned. God help anyone dumb enough to actually bang on the door or try to force their way inside. Having police nearby deadpanning "don't, stop, come back" won't stop a bullet.

I would think aggravating the family is also a bad idea in the event someone wants to spill some info and they get scared off by idiots harassing them.

Assuming he isn't dead already, how many cigarettes will Brain's soyboy ass be worth in federal prison?

He looks like he's scream like a bitch as soon as One Eyed Dick entered the ring. That's a big plus to some guys. I think you'd have enough smokes to last a few days.

 

[Slobs]

Imagine living on the same street and having to deal with these vultures swamping the place. On the other hand, it's pretty kind of them to waste police resources like this when there's a manhunt going on, Brian will be thrilled.

 

[AnOminous]

Ironically the one thing that could fuck him up long term is if he's hiding in a state that is going to require vaccine passports lol.

Or is doing stupid shit like using his original XBox account. Or for that matter any account he has ever used before.

People knew about Eric Rudolph 5 years later. People will have forgotten about Brian Laundrie in 5 months.

He'll probably be on post office walls 5 years from now if he hasn't been caught by then. Of course, Whitey Bulger was on those same walls for 16 years.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Or is doing stupid shit like using his original XBox account. Or for that matter any account he has ever used before.

Considering he hasn't been caught yet and he's presumably in the middle of a nature reserve or whatever, I'd assume that he's not retarded enough to do that just yet. I could see it happen in the future, like, at least a couple of years in when he feels he won't get caught anymore but the fact that he hasn't killed himself (it's clear from his parents' behavior) and hasn't been caught either, makes it more likely to me that this he's going for the long run.

This case is getting a shitton of air time, but let's not forget that the only crime he's being currently charged for is credit card fraud of about $1k, and being a person of interest in a murder (where he's not officially charged with any crime yet).

I can't imagine that law enforcement resources on this case are huge. It's not like the FBI has dozens of FBI agents on the case, or even a dozen. I doubt it's more than 2-3 and a couple of interns going through the motion and that's about it. The manhunt is off, they do not know where he is, all of his shit has been seized, they are not keeping a whole team on this case, it's already turning into a cold one.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Gabby Petito: Brian Laundrie manhunt continues days after Gabby's remains identified: LIVE UPDATES

The FBI issued a federal warrant for Laundrie's arrest on Thursday; his whereabouts remain unknown

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Does FOX just have a dude posted up outside of Brian's house around the clock now? The end of that video is the most haunting part when they turn the camera on a bunch of weens stalking the house.

 

[three mint tea]

Does FOX just have a dude posted up outside of Brian's house around the clock now? The end of that video is the most haunting part when they turn the camera on a bunch of weens stalking the house.

News media must be making a lot of money off of this story. The more they keep their viewers/readers invested (and agitated) the more they gain. But it's so irresponsible of them, someone may end up getting shot. Is it too far-fetched to think they might be waiting for something like that to happen?

On a side note, I wonder how many people bought Annihilation just because a few internet personalities said it might have influenced Brian's actions.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

On a side note, I wonder how many people bought Annihilation just because a few internet personalities said it might have influenced Brian's actions.

The shitty 2018 movie based on the book?
I watched that but what do they say it has to do with Petito's case?

EDIT: It's because people go missing in it, like every horror movie ever, the media is such fucking cancer it loves conspiracy theorizing at any opportunity.

 

[smallmilk]

Personally, I think the 'survived 3 months in the wild' is just a tall tale. Idk if any of you read his instagram posts but he seem like a very annoying higher-than-thou doomer redditor, saying people are plague on the Earth, hiking barefoot, eating melons cuz they aren't packaged with plastic etc. All while his family owns shit like the mustang.
I'm still sticking to my belief that he's not in the reserve or anywhere near and possibly has some other family helping him.

 

[three mint tea]

The shitty 2018 movie based on the book?
I watched that but what do they say it has to do with Petito's case?

EDIT: It's because people go missing in it, like every horror movie ever, the media is such fucking cancer it loves conspiracy theorizing at any opportunity.

I was referring to the book, supposedly Brian was reading it on their trip. And yes, they say it's because women go missing in it. But if anything it's men who actually go missing, the women are only sent after them. It's been a while since I've read it, but I don't remember anything about a man killing his girlfriend. This is the silliest theory I've heard about this case so far.

 

[StraightShooter2]

The reason why people don't take that shit seriously is because of retards like you. There are just as many insane and abusive women as there are men, but men are expected to take it and no one gives a shit, especially when it comes to false accusations where people will almost always immediately believe the girl over the guy because they are thirsty faggots and m'lady syndrome.

No, if there's a reason why it's "less likely to be taken seriously" is because men are statistically more likely to cause physical harm to women than vice versa.

Your "statistics" are also just lumping "domestic abuse" into one large category which doesn't distinguish between degrees, such as the serious incidents which can cause death or lifelong harm versus comparatively minor incidents.

The rest is just whining and inceldom. Men aren't expected to "take it", but if a man voluntarily stays in an abusive or exploitative relationship because he'd rather be a pussy and a doormat than stand up for himself, he's to blame for that. Similar sentiments could apply to women who chooses to stay in an abuse or exploitative relationship.

I have no idea what irrelevant morons you're talking about who "believe the women even if it's a lie because thirsty" or whatever nonsense you're going on about - no one who has any remotely serious interest in the the legal or judicial process from an intellectual perspective does that - anymore than the incels who assume that anytime a man is accused of anything by a woman, - even if it's a Ted Bundy-like case, that it's automatically a lie or part of a "vast conspiracy against males".

The reality is just that if men are statistically charged for domestic abuse disproportionately to women, it's partly for reasons similar to why "black youth" are charged with crimes disproportionately to their racial statistics - because the more serious types of incidents are perpetrated by men more often, and men are often more physically able to cause serious harm.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I was referring to the book, supposedly Brian was reading it on their trip. And yes, they say it's because women go missing in it. But if anything it's men who actually go missing, the women are only sent after them. It's been a while since I've read it, but I don't remember anything about a man killing his girlfriend. This is the silliest theory I've heard about this case so far.

If anything it's the story of a wife going on a suicide mission to rescue her husband. But her entire team ends up dead, not due to a serial killer or violent fiance, just mutant wildlife, I'm not sure how that could influence Brian to do what he did.
Media is grasping at straws for clicks, this girl's death has been one giant attentionwhore for social media and journalists, and a circlejerk for incels.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Men aren't expected to "take it", but if a man voluntarily stays in an abusive or exploitative relationship because he'd rather be a pussy and a doormat than stand up for himself, he's to blame for that. Similar sentiments could apply to women who chooses to stay in an abuse or exploitative relationship.

Spoiler: There's only one thing/to do/three words:

"He raped me"

 

[StraightShooter2]

Spoiler: There's only one thing/to do/three words:

"He raped me"

Lmao, let me know that actually works out for you IRL, not on some incel / anime masturbation echo chamber. Felony convictions in the US are only 3% of the population, and that's including all felonies, not just rape.

Or a better way to put, if someone is in a relationship which is so degenerate that they have to worry about the other partner trying to have them convicted of false rape charges - and they willingly choose to stay in it, then stupidity has its consequences - like someone purposely having sexual intercourse with an HIV-positive person and then acting shocked and appalled because they got AIDs.

 

[Male Idiot]

This is a case of boomerism. The whole "metoo" thing really pushed accusations into something that is entirely separate from legal proceedings due to social media.

In the 2000s, yeah, I would say it would be mostly men beating up some overly mouthy girl. But now that you can cancel anyone by saying "He raped me" or "he said the n word!" and make him unemployable, things changed. Back in the good old days you at least needed some money to get leaflets and libel printed, but now all you need is access to twatter.

This is of course just the west. Someone has been living under a rock... not that I can blame you for it.

 

[MunsterCheese]

He doesn't need to be a hardcore survivalist if he has a camper filled with enough food for last 4-6 months (which would be easy to do).

The video of Dog the Bounty Hunter shows that they brought the truck camper back with them.

So they may have used that to just stay, talk & say goodbye to their son. Or to transport him without being seen on their travel, or to stock it full of supplies.

What supplies he has I am going to guess to be somewhat limited to the parent's pantry. We haven't heard any news of "I saw his parents buying a shitload of food two weeks ago, loads of peanut butter." The Feds would probably be well aware if there were significant grocery purchases on the Laundrie's credit card or store card.

That truck with camper would stand out on the interstate. I would assume they may have taken non-interstate roads on their trip with their son. The question is where. If it was more than a gas tank back & forth some gas station would have them on video.

 

[Fareal]

The cops are quite happy to let the three ring circus go on outside the Laundries’ home, because that is stressful as hell for the parents and highly stressed people are more likely to fuck up.

Look, actual detectives do not go in for constructing massive detailed alternate histories for how a crime could have been committed. Not in the early investigation stage. They talk to the people who were probably involved, and they work the probabilities based on their training and professional instinct. These parents are sus as fuck and their story about not seeing him doesn’t pass the sniff test. The cops know they know something. In the absence of any major lead on Brian, they are the cops’ best lead in this case. The cops are going to let the media boil them and see if they crack.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

It's kinda funny because the way this case typically goes in the past, they throw god knows how many resources at the thing and eventually the guy caves and is arrested.

The longer this goes on, the more it's going to get uncomfortable because the news cycle will want to move on (because literally nothing is happening) yet those weens will still hang around expecting justice. They're used to having a case get wrapped up in a neat little package so they get closure and can move on.

So it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if the only way this case moves in any way within the next 3 months is if the parents shoot dead a ween.

 

[FatalTater]

People hung around Casey Anthony's house for what seemed like forever. Lord knows one couldn't turn on TV or radio, or pick up a magazine or newspaper without hearing about it.

Lots of people with nothing better to do will be lurking in that neighborhood for a long time, never mind the Karens angrily stomping around the parks and hiking areas where Brian might be.
Imagine trying to enjoy nature and a bunch of busybodies come waddling up the trail, clucking about justice. Ew.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

No, if there's a reason why it's "less likely to be taken seriously" is because men are statistically more likely to cause physical harm to women than vice versa.

See that's why I hate sniveling faggots like you. You have to move the goalpost to 'cause physical harm' to the woman, meaning that if a woman is giving her man a bunch of slaps and shit but it doesn't cause 'physical harm' then it doesn't count. You're also completely disregarding the fact that per capita, dyke relationships are the ones with the highest amount of domestic violence.

Men are also a fuckton less likely to report the violence because 1) there are no resources for battered men, it's not like there are shelters and helplines and shit and 2) they feel a whole lot less likely to be believed and in fact the fear is that you are going to be accused of being the violent domestic partner.

In fact studies show that one of the main factors that motivates violent female domestic abusers is the feeling they'll be able to get away with it on top of men refusing to see themselves as victims of domestic abuse and rationalizing it.

Your "statistics" are also just lumping "domestic abuse" into one large category which doesn't distinguish between degrees, such as the serious incidents which can cause death or lifelong harm versus comparatively minor incidents.

And see that's the second sleight of hand whimpering bottoms like you do: oh well ok fine maybe women are often lashing out violently at their partners, but when they do its nowhere near as bad as when men do it though!

You could educate yourself, and see that at the very least in Western Civilization, the number of violent women who hit their partner is generally close to the number of violent men who hit their partner.

Claiming that it's less of a problem because women are physically weaker than men is absolute horseshit

Domestic violence against men - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Imagine how retarded you would think someone sounded if they defended their spousal abuse by saying 'I never leave bruises on, so it's not a big deal'.

Then look in the mirror. The retardation is coming from inside your brain.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

What this soy has bragged about and what he's done may be two different things.

This is true.
For all we know his outdoor survivalist skills are pure bullshit and he's just talking trash.

That being said, keep in mind Yaser Abdel Said evaded law enforcement without even having to go off the grid into full wild-man primitive mode at all.

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Imagine living on the same street and having to deal with these vultures swamping the place. On the other hand, it's pretty kind of them to waste police resources like this when there's a manhunt going on, Brian will be thrilled.

The journoroach seems to be implying that the media cares more than the cops do.
Which is both bullshit and truth at the same time.