Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The incestuous pedo Freak of Spokane wants to know what his hypothetical wife would do with his inheritance when his King Roy dies. Wants the hypothetical wife to email him.

Does Lucas believe that what he wants to do with the property will matter?

He's an insane hobo. He ranks the lowest among his brothers.

Lucas has no say. That's his lot in life.

His choices are either rotting in the street, or living in an adult daycare facility where he has to follow the rules.

 

[Twrx]

If he gets anything at all, which I'm sure he won't, but if be does, it'll go to his brothers, who will hand him little bit at a time like an allowance.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Slut walks are silly, obviously, but rather than "reclaiming the word" or trying to show that women can go out in any state of near-undress and remain free from unwanted male attention...

... Lucas thinks slut walks are about advertising which women are actual sluts, so that men know the easy chicks to hit on.

JUST IMAGINE going through life with this twisted misapprehension of reality.

 

[Kane Lives]

If he gets anything at all, which I'm sure he won't, but if be does, it'll go to his brothers, who will hand him little bit at a time like an allowance.

Why would they though? If anything, I think his brothers have even less reason to support him compared to Myrna.

 

[Wernology]

I love these big ego phases. Every past one has had a meltdown so amazing it usually ended up with him scream-sobbing in a park or the bus station or getting hauled off to the loony bin.

Or evicted.

 

[mothman96]

In @VoidFace new "Lucas Werner Can't Meme" video at approx the 19:30 mark the incestuous pedo Freak says:

There is nothing special about you and the women you get at all. You are just simple fucks that often just use money to manipulate women to gave sex with you

Just awhile ago the pedo Freak using his dad's future death and wanting to manipulate women to fuck and marry him using the "inheritance".
"Lets Say You Were My Wife"

Lets say my dad and stepmom were gone in 20 yrs and they left their 3 sons 12 acres of land and you were my wife. What would you do with that property

 

[Twrx]

Why would they though? If anything, I think his brothers have even less reason to support him compared to Myrna.

I agree, but, I'd bet his siblings would follow their parents wishes, if that's what the parents wanted. The entire family can't all be shit.

 

[mothman96]

I agree, but, I'd bet his siblings would follow their parents wishes, if that's what the parents wanted. The entire family can't all be shit.

Well if King Roy and Myrna leave a trust fund for Lucas and put his younger brother in charge, I hope it comes down to the Freak getting like $10 a month.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Doesn't his father and stepmother refuse to have anything to do with him at all?

 

[mothman96]

Doesn't his father and stepmother refuse to have anything to do with him at all?

I don't think King Roy has talked to the Freak for several years.

 

[Wernology]

Y'all remember during the LA saga when Lucas put on the stiff upper lip and said he loved it there and was doing great and might just decide to stay or come back?

Y'all want to see how badly he was panicking behind closed doors?

You're in luck!

Edit for some bonus stuff: When he was being all coy about his new millionaire 19 year old girlfriend who flew him in to meet him at the Ritz Carlton:

 

[IceQueen]

Why would they though? If anything, I think his brothers have even less reason to support him compared to Myrna.

I think the assumption is more that IF Lucas were to get anything, it would be written into the will that it’s managed by Seth.

 

[Wernology]

And, on another note, good night and I'm not at all sorry for the Spongebob insert in one part of this. Lucas' fake teeth look like his dentist took inspiration from that pic.

 

[Twrx]

Y'all remember during the LA saga when Lucas put on the stiff upper lip and said he loved it there and was doing great and might just decide to stay or come back?

Y'all want to see how badly he was panicking behind closed doors?

You're in luck!

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Edit for some bonus stuff: When he was being all coy about his new millionaire 19 year old girlfriend who flew him in to meet him at the Ritz Carlton:
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What a gigantic fucking pussy.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Why oh why did some people have to bail Lucas out in LA? Let the lolcows moo.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

I was curious so I googled if he could’ve used his food stamps card, and it turns out he could have. He was just begging for special treatment. Also I lol’d at the last one.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas, you eat food off of the ground, chugged a can of cold clam chowder like it was a beer, and once used a dirty stick as a spoon.

 

[WonderWino]

He's back to pretending he's a telomere rapper

....and claims harvard, cambridge and zurch universities don't lie

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

The Baby Making Enzyme (Song)​

creepy loon

 

[Weiner Bong]

They talked about Lucas on Your Mom's House again.

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