💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[HackerX]

Lucas just likes to take anything to try to smack someone down.

Well, technically it's anything other people have that he doesn't. Which is everything, ofc.

For the middle class and rich, we don't care, poh 20 more a month? Doesn't even make a dent in my wallet or my life plans Lucas "working man"

This is one of those things that Lucas does that irritates me more than most. It's a combination of him just squawking whatever tagline or meme that he's come across, regardless of whether it's true or not, and his complete lack of personal context to tether things to himself. When it all really comes down to everything Lucas likes is good, and everything Lucas doesn't like is bad. Simple as that.

Speaking of that now's a good time to point out, Lucas sexually abused a child and his mother covered it up.

You mean this woman.

Looks crazy. Enhance.

Ahh, the patented Grigsby/Werner smile. I hope it tortures Myrna to know that Lucas inherited her deranged smile so completely.

Last I want to point out, my history is a bit fuzzy but I think we lost friendship with the homie Jamie when he beat Lucas in a board game. He can not STAND not being right and or winning.

IIRC, the last time we heard about Jamie was some family member's post on Facebook seeking his whereabouts. Which makes you think... Did Lucas kill him?????

I wonder who played with him, a troll or a slow in the mind? Since he said from Texas I assume a buddy troll.

The only reason to doubt it's a buddy troll is I couldn't envision one severing the relationship over a board game argument. IMO, that would make them commit even more to the bit since it's a front row seat to Lucas chimping out. However, it's entirely reasonable to believe Lucas was the one who severed it when the dude was either joking about Lucas randomly changing the rules when he's losing, or Lucas got so mad that his retarded brain couldn't wrangle out a random rule to save him that he just cut off contact after ragequitting.


In other news, Dr. Nigga has been pretty quiet today. Only one Facebook post. I'll just assume he's fist deep in one of his incomprhensible board games.

Firstly, Dr. Nigga. So what? You've got a habit (understatement of the year) of posting shit that doesn't lead to a point. Are you saying the class war is bullshit? That there should be a culture war and class war?

Secondly, the culture war and class war might as well he synonymous to him. He doesn't know the difference, much less know what either even is. It's hilarious when you consider he moo moo moos about classicm and classicst bigots being the reason zoomer baes don't flock to him, but you could just as easily reframe it as a culture thing though Lucas doesn't comprehend such nuance. Or anything else really. (He's retarded.)

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

You mean this woman.

What in the FUCK are those tattoos? I didn't know his mom had tattoos let alone that they really were terrible! What's she a skinhead at some point?

 

[HackerX]

What in the FUCK are those tattoos? I didn't know his mom had tattoos let alone that they really were terrible! What's she a skinhead at some point?

Well, Dr. Nigga did moo about Myrna giving roadhead to niggers in the Carolinas for civil rights or something like that. Rly makes u think...

 

[Twrx]

What in the FUCK are those tattoos? I didn't know his mom had tattoos let alone that they really were terrible! What's she a skinhead at some point?

I've seen stick and pokes that look better. And I'm not talking classical Japanese with the wooden mallet, I mean some rando in a house handing them out with shitty ink and hammer.

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

Myrna’s smile is fucking nightmare fuel and those tattoos, my god. She probably got that whole arm (she definitely calls it a sleeve) done in Mexico for $150 USD.

I remember seeing Lucas at some point asking the internet if he should get tattoos (to lure a zoomer bae of course) as if he could ever afford even one.



Found it. Yeahhh ok.. Shut up you fuckin pussy.

Also.. I think Jamie died, didn’t he? He at least was missing and someone commented on a Lucas post trying to find him.