Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Brittnay Matthews]

Two days ago I saw Tess at Disneyland myself. At the time I was thinking how pleasant the weather and humidity was in CA as compared to my native subtropics, and then I noticed her. A very large woman with a very sweaty upper lip and a grimace of pain waddled past me and indeed it was Tess.
The crowd pushed us in opposite directions so I couldn’t get a picture but Tess was happy to share some herself. Note how pink and miserable she looks in this photo and keep that in mind next time you see her posed Disney pics or her activewear shilling.

Damn I wish you did i really want to see more side profiles of her because it's truly a sight to behold

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Two days ago I saw Tess at Disneyland myself. At the time I was thinking how pleasant the weather and humidity was in CA as compared to my native subtropics, and then I noticed her. A very large woman with a very sweaty upper lip and a grimace of pain waddled past me and indeed it was Tess.
The crowd pushed us in opposite directions so I couldn’t get a picture but Tess was happy to share some herself. Note how pink and miserable she looks in this photo and keep that in mind next time you see her posed Disney pics or her activewear shilling.

how huge does she look irl?

 

[Cripple]

Binges are defined as periods of excessive eating, right? I think Tess is a grazer. She defines her ‘AnOrExIa’ as “I would go all day without eating (((ignore the Starbucks and candy))) anything and would eat one meal at 9pm before bed”

but clearly we’re seen she grazes on candy all day

Binging is usually defined as periods of excessive eating between periods of either normal eating or anorexia. And excessive eating means "shoving so much in at once vomiting feels good because it's a release". Not "excessive intake due to comfortable grazing". Binging denotes suddenly and violently stretching the stomach, grazing expands it gradually and comfortably.

 

[Tess Holligay]

The thing that bugs me the most about her Inked photoshoot is that she has garters hanging down the backs of her thighs but no stockings. Genuinely probably not a manufacturer in the world that could make thigh highs to accommodate her.

 

[Dawn Davenport]

how huge does she look irl?

Pretty standard as far as mega fats at Disneyland go. The only thing that really stood out about her was that she was the only person I saw all day, even amongst the large people, who was that sweaty and lumbering. And as for her being a supah moddle I saw easily 100+ people more beautiful than her.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Pretty standard as far as mega fats at Disneyland go. The only thing that really stood out about her was that she was the only person I saw all day, even amongst the large people, who was that sweaty and lumbering. And as for her being a supah moddle I saw easily 100+ people more beautiful than her.

Her hip joints must be killing her at the end of the day, not only from her weight, but from the way she walks.
Obese people use their hips to swing their entire legs to walk, the fat just gets in the way and doesn't let them have a normal range of movement. I don't know how to describe it better, it's almost like the waddle pregnant women get when they're very close to term. But a pregnant woman has an excuse, Tess doesn't.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

They should have used Tess to plug up the BP oil spill.

 

[Johnl260589]

Two days ago I saw Tess at Disneyland myself. At the time I was thinking how pleasant the weather and humidity was in CA as compared to my native subtropics, and then I noticed her. A very large woman with a very sweaty upper lip and a grimace of pain waddled past me and indeed it was Tess.
The crowd pushed us in opposite directions so I couldn’t get a picture but Tess was happy to share some herself. Note how pink and miserable she looks in this photo and keep that in mind next time you see her posed Disney pics or her activewear shilling.

Does she at least bring someone who can fit on the rides with poor Bowie?

 

[Oscar Winner]

They should have used Tess to plug up the BP oil spill.

Dave Letterman used to do a bit called "Will it float?". Tess looks like one of those things that's really heavy, yet somehow buoyant. Plus she's greasy, I think she'd need an acid wash and sandblast first so she doesn't pop up like a cork.

Forgot to screenshot it yesterday and now it’s deleted. Tess reposted the daily mail photos asking why they always have to take the worst photos of her, can’t she just hang out with her family in peace!!! Lol acting like she was Kylie Jenner getting papped all the time.

She's just dirty that she didn't have control over the photos. Pretty funny that she posted "if you see me, come up and say hi", then gets mad that there's candid photos out there. She'll take 10 million pics and post them herself, but don't you dare do it without her knowing. She's complains about trolls, but she's the one providing the fodder. It's honestly exhausting keeping up with everything she posts, and you have to grab it when you see it, because she deletes so much. I live for candid shots of her, one, because it usually annoys her, and two, because we rarely get a photo that provides any indication of scale/proportion.

Her hip joints must be killing her at the end of the day, not only from her weight, but from the way she walks.
Obese people use their hips to swing their entire legs to walk, the fat just gets in the way and doesn't let them have a normal range of movement. I don't know how to describe it better, it's almost like the waddle pregnant women get when they're very close to term. But a pregnant woman has an excuse, Tess doesn't.

That walk must absolutely kill their lower back, hips... everything. Aside from Tess grazing on sugar and fat laden shit all day, the more pain she's in, the less she's going to move. I don't know how much that bit of exercise she does actually helps, but it's better than nothing. She obviously has no self-control or ability to eat healthily, and if she had any sort of injury where she was laid up for even a few weeks she'd balloon, then what?

Spoiler: Probably TMI/Powerlevel

She reminds me of someone I knew that would always eat the smallest, healthiest food option when we went out for dinner, but was the size of a house and claimed it was a metabolic disorder. We all believed it for years, because that's all we'd ever seen. One night after a pool party/BBQ, she polished off a massive bowl of leftover potato salad that had to be at least 3-4kgs of just potatoes, plus the sour cream, bacon, eggs, mayo etc, just picking at it while we sat chatting. Washing it down with vodka and soda water because lower calories, lol, and "salad" is healthy.
I can imagine Tess having a pumpkin spice latte, a tub of that icecream, maybe a pastry/cake, then sitting down with Bowie with pizza for dinner, and still being convinced she hasn't really eaten all day.

 

[Tess Holligay]

Does she at least bring someone who can fit on the rides with poor Bowie?

Disneyland accommodates basically all semi-mobile fatties. Their rides are extremely generously sized, I’ve been with some large people and no one has ever not fit. That would be a PR disaster, disney chicks in their 30s are usually fat and a great source of disposable income.

 

[Gay Mouth]

here you can see how very much effort she’s put into forcing her face to remain a human shape. All the Botox, all the Kybella. All for naught.

VS an arm of truly epic proportions. Her arms fupa has a fupa.

nice circulation, Tess, very cool

where is her kneecap? Which direction is it facing? All I know for sure is, she didn’t need to eat a giant turkey leg, she’s attached to two of them

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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here you can see how very much effort she’s put into forcing her face to remain a human shape. All the Botox, all the Kybella. All for naught.
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VS an arm of truly epic proportions. Her arms fupa has a fupa.
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nice circulation, Tess, very cool
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where is her kneecap? Which direction is it facing? All I know for sure is, she didn’t need to eat a giant turkey leg, she’s attached to two of them

I'm trying to puzzle out the logistics of tattooing her at this point. I've got a couple pieces myself, one on my hand and one on my calf. For the latter, I had to sit on a table/bench (Tess would need a crane to lift her onto one - and then it's snap underneath her). And then there's the globs of fat that would be squishing around while the artist works. I haven't kept up on her ink accumulation, so I don't know if she's still getting more.

 

[NoReturn]

Breaking news! Tess has the big mad.
About a day ago, Tess shared this:

But it didn't get her the attention she wanted:

Now upset that people aren't immediately showering her with praise and an "honorary black woman" card, she takes to TikTok to soothe her wounded ego:

But oh no! That doesn't go as planned either!

 

[Constellationzero]

here you can see how very much effort she’s put into forcing her face to remain a human shape. All the Botox, all the Kybella. All for naught.

And at this point, the botulinium is probably making her face look more puffy and deformed anyway.

I'm trying to puzzle out the logistics of tattooing her at this point.

Like the sleeve. Look at it. WHY would someone THIS GODDAMN FAT have a clear, hard line of demarcation at the wrist? For someone who is KA--WEEER and has Anorexia...that ALONE should be giving her dysphoria out the ass. Just being as YUGE as Ryann is already should (plus the fat cuffs creating a natural demarcation line), but damn, I just can't unsee that.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

How can she see this and not be mortified? It looks like a parody picture, a bad photoshop joke.

God have mercy, her back tits are bigger than her actual tits.

 

[Dawn Davenport]

Does she at least bring someone who can fit on the rides with poor Bowie?

She was with some brunette that I’m assuming is Jolene. Jolene is not small but would fit on the rides with Bowie if Tess could stand to be selfless enough to wait while they ride.

 

[Anal birth]

Tess is the epitome of a Slacktivist. Every day that passes we get a day closer until she eventually gets knocked up by some unfortunate black dude so she can demonstrate how socially """conscious""" she is (like every other girl who exposes her arse online).

 

[Johnl260589]

I keep getting the weird urge to five star her arm

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Anorexia...that ALONE should be giving her dysphoria out the ass

C’mon, stop trying to “catch” her on the anorexia thing.
She's in recovery. She overcame her triggers and now shows her only healthy relationship with food and embraces her body. RecoveredBodiesMatter.
Can't say anything about the Haiti post, because I got water in my nose from her reaction. Sad she can't pout her lips any more.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Breaking news! Tess has the big mad.
About a day ago, Tess shared this:
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But it didn't get her the attention she wanted:
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Now upset that people aren't immediately showering her with praise and an "honorary black woman" card, she takes to TikTok to soothe her wounded ego:
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But oh no! That doesn't go as planned either!
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"Her fat bank account "
Tess, just because the men that pay you to fart on cakes may have "fat bank accounts " doesn't mean they're YOUR bank accounts.

And when you have that massive heart attack, stroke, or are completely bedbound from a minor ankle or knee injury, then it IS my business because my tax dollars are going to pay for the care of something you could've easily avoided by putting the damn fork down.