09/24/2021 "Fuck Trovo Festival" 24 hour Stream - Groyper Mega Stream - DeadAirapalosa - Now's Ralph's chance to be a [Big Gunt]!

Got some leaked footage of the shart
 

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Honest question, how do you shit yourself in the middle of a stream and still keep an audience? Here's what I want to know: If you were to shit yourself during a live stream and I was watching, how would I react? Would I just stop watching? Would I pause the stream and yell at you through the mic, as if the stream was a TV and I was broadcasting to viewers? Or would I laugh at you and tell you that it was funny? Most importantly, are you still streaming the shit you shat on yourself at that very moment? I mean, how long of a stream was that and how long after would you still have the stream up?

I really want to know because it's something that I don't get at all. I mean, it's embarrassing, but it's also hilarious.
 
Honest question, how do you shit yourself in the middle of a stream and still keep an audience? Here's what I want to know: If you were to shit yourself during a live stream and I was watching, how would I react? Would I just stop watching? Would I pause the stream and yell at you through the mic, as if the stream was a TV and I was broadcasting to viewers? Or would I laugh at you and tell you that it was funny? Most importantly, are you still streaming the shit you shat on yourself at that very moment? I mean, how long of a stream was that and how long after would you still have the stream up?

I really want to know because it's something that I don't get at all. I mean, it's embarrassing, but it's also hilarious.
Simple, Ralph's audiences are degenerate mental infants. The fact that they continue to support him after the sex tape is indication.
 
Every so often, the whiskey infused tornado, that is the life of Ethan Ralph, ceases in its attempts to whip clotty globules of deep fried semen into the vaginas of girls who are too slow-witted to close their legs in time. The cotton plantations of America's Deep South no longer reverberate with the whispered echoes of his slanderous bellowing. For a rare moment we are offered a glimpse of the creature who squats in the eye of the storm; the little brother the Buddha never talks about: A morbidly obese man, aged in his mid 30s, but old before his time, shitting himself live on the Internet; his reaction one of self-disgust, paired with the resignation of someone for whom faecal incontinence is a frequent, albeit unwelcome occurrence.

This is the true essence of Ralph; L'Eau de Ralph, if you can stomach that mental image. The bluster; the rages, building on the momentum of a lifetime of poor choices, are a smokescreen, hiding the spectacle of a body and soul rotting in tandem.

Does anybody give him more than five years? I think that he may actually die before Boogie. May will trot around town in her widow's weeds carrying a small portion of his ashes in the ridiculous man purse that he purchased in Vegas.
 
No no that was FAK NEWS!
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"Biggest event in our sector".
The biggest event in "our sector":
- about 1100 viewers at maximum across 2 platform, one which he's illegally on
- people with both platform's tabs open counts as 2
- More dead air than an incubation chamber
- Trovo and Tencent must be shaking in their leaky communist boots
- Tencent's stock crashed after this huge event
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- Then Trovo must be taking significant blowback from their users for banning a bunch of wignat grifters
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Welcome to reality, leaky piggy.
 
Haha poopoo fart brap brap baby! Saving the West by SHARTING OURSELVES!

It's almost as if whoever the fuck he's pandering to is such an irrelevant group of weirdos that he can't really identify with any constructed movement or political ideology, instead it's "le /ourguys/" as a filler for literally only people he 100% agrees with, and people wonder why there's so much infighting and shitflinging among such circles..
I think it's because a lot of white nationalists (or however they want to define themselves) believe in the idea that they can avoid being labeled anything by saying they don't accept the label. They saw some weirdo far leftists say they're not really into cultural Marxism or socialism or whatever else (while at the same time displaying those exact beliefs), and figured hey if they can avoid those labels by saying they don't accept the label then why can't they?

As a result of doing this shit for years they're now in this autistic place where a lot of them vehemently deny being part of any group whatsoever.
 
I think it's because a lot of white nationalists (or however they want to define themselves) believe in the idea that they can avoid being labeled anything by saying they don't accept the label. They saw some weirdo far leftists say they're not really into cultural Marxism or socialism or whatever else (while at the same time displaying those exact beliefs), and figured hey if they can avoid those labels by saying they don't accept the label then why can't they?

As a result of doing this shit for years they're now in this autistic place where a lot of them vehemently deny being part of any group whatsoever.
They just grift to a particular crowd because they will pay money. It's not they believe in this shit, they'll just say whatever if it is dollar signs.
 
Honest question, how do you shit yourself in the middle of a stream and still keep an audience?
You're talking about people whose only exercise in life is the mental gymnastics they perform when they try to explain why Mundane Matt being a flaggot was bad, but Ralph being a flaggot is okay. They're not the smartest people.
 
You're talking about people whose only exercise in life is the mental gymnastics they perform when they try to explain why Mundane Matt being a flaggot was bad, but Ralph being a flaggot is okay. They're not the smartest people.

You are a giant faggot and should stop posting.
 
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