Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Oscar Winner]

Breaking news! Tess has the big mad.
About a day ago, Tess shared this:
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But it didn't get her the attention she wanted:
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Now upset that people aren't immediately showering her with praise and an "honorary black woman" card, she takes to TikTok to soothe her wounded ego:
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But oh no! That doesn't go as planned either!
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Let them all in hey Tess? She had something in her stories the other day that they should be rescuing the Haitian people and not any Afghani people. No real logic or reason given, just her usual "whataboutism".
It was at the same time they found the body of the missing girl, presumed murdered by her now vanished fiance. It was only in the news because she's white. Would it not at least partly be because it's now a multi-state manhunt? Apparently not.

That first video is funny AF. The very last bit where she has to literally hoist herself up the step. Fat fucking fatty fat McFatfuck.

I love that she's so mad about that comment that she made a whole thing about it. Again, who gets that angry first thing in the morning and goes straight to making a video? Also lol @ Tess. If she read it correctly, she'd understand that since the person doesn't know her, they don't care. She's so easily triggered, if her life really was so great, it wouldn't bother her.

God have mercy, her back tits are bigger than her actual tits.

It's a close race with her arm tits

I keep getting the weird urge to five star her arm

Do you mean her arms are big enough to be a location on Google Maps? Like, give them a review? Legit question.

"Her fat bank account "
Tess, just because the men that pay you to fart on cakes may have "fat bank accounts " doesn't mean they're YOUR bank accounts.

Begging her supermarket employee ex-husband for an extra $100 to buy food for Bowie. So fat, much bank.

 

[Johnl260589]

Let them all in hey Tess? She had something in her stories the other day that they should be rescuing the Haitian people and not any Afghani people. No real logic or reason given, just her usual "whataboutism".
It was at the same time they found the body of the missing girl, presumed murdered by her now vanished fiance. It was only in the news because she's white. Would it not at least partly be because it's now a multi-state manhunt? Apparently not.

That first video is funny AF. The very last bit where she has to literally hoist herself up the step. Fat fucking fatty fat McFatfuck.

I love that she's so mad about that comment that she made a whole thing about it. Again, who gets that angry first thing in the morning and goes straight to making a video? Also lol @ Tess. If she read it correctly, she'd understand that since the person doesn't know her, they don't care. She's so easily triggered, if her life really was so great, it wouldn't bother her.

It's a close race with her arm tits

Do you mean her arms are big enough to be a location on Google Maps? Like, give them a review? Legit question.

Begging her supermarket employee ex-husband for an extra $100 to buy food for Bowie. So fat, much bank.

Lmao if I remember correctly, a “five star” is when you smack someone who just came out of the water really hard and you leave an impression of your hand on them. Her arm would be an easy target

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Tess is the epitome of a Slacktivist. Every day that passes we get a day closer until she eventually gets knocked up by some unfortunate black dude so she can demonstrate how socially """conscious""" she is (like every other girl who exposes her arse online).

Honestly, I hope she's past the point of getting pregnant again. She's reached that age when women's fertility is starting to go down and she's bigger than she's ever been. I'm also assuming she's having hormonal problems because of her obesity because she's started getting facial hair too.

Then again, trash people always seem to find a way...

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Honestly, I hope she's past the point of getting pregnant again. She's reached that age when women's fertility is starting to go down and she's bigger than she's ever been. I'm also assuming she's having hormonal problems because of her obesity because she's started getting facial hair too.

Then again, trash people always seem to find a way...

No, she would probably get an abortion and go on about her brave self and claim it "was totes necessary, y'all!"

 

[Anal birth]

No, she would probably get an abortion and go on about her brave self and claim it "was totes necessary, y'all!"

Maybe I'm wrong but hasn't she already claimed an abortion? Or did she say she nearly aborted Son #1? I feel like black baby would get her more kudos (in her head) than aborting black baby.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Maybe I'm wrong but hasn't she already claimed an abortion? Or did she say she nearly aborted Son #1? I feel like black baby would get her more kudos (in her head) than aborting black baby.

She said she wanted an abortion when she was pregnant with Rylee but didn't, but said she did have an abortion when she was still with Nick.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I can’t remember if she actually had an abortion or if she just talked about how “liberating and empowering” abortion is, but if she were to get pregnant at this point, mission abort is really the best way.

If she can even get pregnant she’d be a BEYOND high risk pregnancy with her age and weight, and there are all sorts of health problems associated with baking a not-food baby in a lard-filled malfunctioning oven.

Plus Bowie already has enough to deal with taking care of his mawm, making him be baby caretaker too is pretty grim.

Tess would be able to get several articles out of that though, so hopefully she’s just barren at this point (optimistic).

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Maybe I'm wrong but hasn't she already claimed an abortion? Or did she say she nearly aborted Son #1? I feel like black baby would get her more kudos (in her head) than aborting black baby.

She wishes she could've aborted Rylee, and claimed she had an abortion while married to Nick, I believe after she had Bowie.

I just don't want her having anymore children, she treats the two she has now like crap.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Here's the post

 

[Anal birth]

She wishes she could've aborted Rylee, and claimed she had an abortion while married to Nick, I believe after she had Bowie.

I just don't want her having anymore children, she treats the two she has now like crap.

I guess the abortion with Nick was inevitable, what with his creampie fetish

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

If she got pregnant she'd have the baby to spite Bowie as he's growing more and more independent and be able to play favourites. You don't love mama Tess? Well, she'll show you...

 

[blablabla]

How can she see this and not be mortified? It looks like a parody picture, a bad photoshop joke.

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God have mercy, her back tits are bigger than her actual tits.

Fattie should stay out of lights. Her fat Is melting all over her back

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Here's the post
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She's deleted this post, I wonder why?

Sink into your thick skull what an awful thing for Rylee to see?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Tubbers aborted the child because Tess sees these kids as man traps, not children. She already trapped her man, an unemployed gay man looking for a green card, so there was no incentive for her to keep another child from him. Now? She would definitely try it again to attempt to keep another man. Sure it’d be a very high risk pregnancy but she fully expects taxpayers to foot that bill, much like she’s doing now to (theoretically) feed and clothe her existing two kids.

She's deleted this post, I wonder why?

Sink into your thick skull what an awful thing for Rylee to see?

If I recall correctly, Tubbers caught a lot of shit over that post and had to make a couple Instagram stories backtracking it. I’m sure whatever damage between her and Rylee was done but at this point, there’s no real relationship to salvage.

 

[Oscar Winner]

She's deleted this post, I wonder why?

Sink into your thick skull what an awful thing for Rylee to see?

I thought she had too, that SS is taken just a minute or two before I posted it here. I was ready to come back hissing and spitting lol, but then I found it.

 

[trannyfucker]

Lots of people have been marvelling at the Daily Mail photoshoot.

Posting it with some neutral words is so much more effective than saying 'look at this disgusting fat bitch', because even a serial killer can look like a nice guy if you don't have the headline 'raped and dismembered ten women', but Tess' photos speak a thousand pounds

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1442280432561623043

 

[572.4]

I'm trying to think about the logistics of the process of her getting pregnant, how is anyone going to be able to find her vagina underneath all those fupa and gunt folds and thigh fat in the first place?

But then to think of it, I heard there's a few people on my 600lb life who got pregnant so maybe that's not out of the realms of possibility.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

How can she see this and not be mortified? It looks like a parody picture, a bad photoshop joke.

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God have mercy, her back tits are bigger than her actual tits.

Thank you for the new Avatar!

 

[Lobster Farmer]

I'm trying to puzzle out the logistics of tattooing her at this point. I've got a couple pieces myself, one on my hand and one on my calf. For the latter, I had to sit on a table/bench (Tess would need a crane to lift her onto one - and then it's snap underneath her). And then there's the globs of fat that would be squishing around while the artist works. I haven't kept up on her ink accumulation, so I don't know if she's still getting more.

A lot of tattoo artists are insufferably woke. I've seen at least one inquiring about how she could better accommodate larger bodies. I don't think Tess has gotten anything since the scorpion piece on her stomach.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I'm trying to think about the logistics of the process of her getting pregnant, how is anyone going to be able to find her vagina underneath all those fupa and gunt folds and thigh fat in the first place?

But then to think of it, I heard there's a few people on my 600lb life who got pregnant so maybe that's not out of the realms of possibility.

Ryann is likely too fat for penetrative sex at this point. She talks about getting waxed and how she has to contort herself just so the waxer can navigate the folds, which I’m sure gives some insight as to how well she takes care of herself down there . She could go the turkey baster route but that ruins the element of surprise with the man she wants to tie down and I suspect she avoids doctors at all costs because it involves the giant elephant in the room. Although we saw her talk about how men literally run away from her so this is all a moot point. Willingly having sex with Tess is as much of an IQ test as it is a sign of desperation. A guy who actually wants to have sex with Tess better be prepared to get a “I’m late lol” text at some point.