Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Aubergine Lover]

MSF/DWB has become a political organization that works with human traffickers to ferry illegal African migrants into Europe. They're actually worse than PCF, which at least admits they don't do shit. Most people donating to MSF have no idea about this, and think they're just helping poor blacks and Arabs get medical care.

Well that's just great. Now I'm wishing that the 14% that the organizers were skimming off the top was even higher.

 

[Skullomania]

The amount of donation messages they read out during AGDQ saying stuff like "let's kick cancer's butt" or hoping that they can "put an end to this terrible disease" makes me realize that people don't even bother reading one sentence about the organization they're donating to. They just throw money at the video game charity whose stated goal is to raise "cancer awareness" thinking that they're donating toward research because it's a charity with the word "cancer" in it.

This is honestly so funny because even when the event is for Doctors without borders and not Prevent Cancer Foundation, every event has dozens upon dozens of awkward donations of people giving sob stories of their family members with cancer while the crowd cheers and claps for something that happens during then run and everything is so terribly and awkwardly timed, it's comedy gold. I'm pretty sure there's more than a handful of clips of awkwardly timed donations or improperly read donations, my favorite instance of the latter was when Stamper would come on during Battleblock Theater and he cheerily read a donation about someone's family member having cancer or something and it was the funniest shit.

 

[Contravoxai]

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[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

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Man, at least include the cats, they're integral to that photo!

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Glad to get some more information about "can you stop" girl. Unfortunately we'll probably never know why the hell she thought it was a good idea to break down like that in the middle of a Zelda run of all places.

 

[Aubergine Lover]

Glad to get some more information about "can you stop" girl. Unfortunately we'll probably never know why the hell she thought it was a good idea to break down like that in the middle of a Zelda run of all places.

That Ocarina of Time run was near the tail end of AGDQ 2013, there was only like 7-8 runs left at that point. She probably was realizing this was her final chance to get attention so she needed to talk about knitting IMMEDIATELY there was no time to waste.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Fun fact: it's knitting girl's fault. She became a ranking member of staff and killed all the fun.

Can you tell us more about this? How does she pull the strings from behind the scenes? BTS GDQ stuff has always fascinated me because of the rapid and explosive transition into SJW troonery madness that made the events unrecognizable.

Knitting girl was Muffins all along?!

Where is her thread?

 

[vorechicken]

Can you tell us more about this? How does she pull the strings from behind the scenes? BTS GDQ stuff has always fascinated me because of the rapid and explosive transition into SJW troonery madness that made the events unrecognizable.

Where is her thread?

It got infiltrated by people with woke political views. Those of us who oppose those views are seen by the general online space as "more immoral" and are ostracised, with "inclusiveness" being seen as virtuous because that's where the overton window sits currently. It's happened everywhere, in every online space that isn't just an anonymous off-grid hobbyist website with strict gatekeeping (you're on one right now). Factor in the fact that big tech has a bias towards social justice and blah blah blah you know the story. None of this is news, in fact I'm stating the obvious. What happened to GDQ is what happened to everything we thought was cool on the internet.

Muffins doesn't really have an online presence. I don't keep up to date with her, she's just someone who is "involved" in the speedrunning community. I think she's married and has a kid, was tweeting about pregnancy a few months ago at https://twitter.com/GDQMuffins and she just regurgitates the regular sjw lukewarm takes that every other faggot on Twitter does. She's just another annoying busy-body.

Funny thing, she's "involved" in the speedrunning community and has been for some time (I mean, she was at AGDQ 2013 after all for her iconic moment), yet she doesn't have any speedruns! No attempts that were good enough for her to save videos of or talk about, at least. A fantastic example of the kind of person I mentioned in my previous post - "A small minority of people who wish to impose their wider views on a small community of freaks who want to play games fast have ruined something"

Here are some links. Not really able to be milked, just an irritating person. No gay ops.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/hannah-bachelder-bb392856
https://www.apollo.io/people/Hannah/Bachelder/57d8652fa6da987837c15f62
https://www.twitter.com/GDQMuffins
https://www.twitch.tv/gdqmuffins
https://old.reddit.com/user/gdqmuffins
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/profile/ONOGMuffins.html (need account)
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/allposts/ONOGMuffins-1.html ~ By the way, as anyone (God forbid) been to or participated in a GDQ event within the last 3 years? Are these feedback threads still a thing that happen, or have they just done away with this entirely? Because I wouldn't be surprised

Edit: added reddit and fixed some urls
2nd edit: she did this co-op run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhMUk1omnQ
for a marathon that describes itself thusly:

We are an inclusive group of female and femme-leaning runners who all love RPGs and speedrunning and have decided to join together in order to showcase our skills and our love of these games.

Strangely, this is a co-op run with a dude. Perhaps he is "femme-leaning"?

 

[Whitesnake]

Jesus fucking Christ.

I've gotten too involved. I spergposted in this thread, more than once- and all because I saw so much of myself in Chibi. He's the prime example of how I likely would have ended up myself if my parents hadn't given a shit about me and my future. I held out, hoping that if the thread laughed at him enough, or if I tough loved him on twitter, it'd do something- anything.....because sometimes it takes a 3rd party for things to hit home rather than your mom nagging you for the upteenth time.

But no. @FanaticDreamer, your posts have been so enlightening. Adam doesn't want to do better. He doesn't want to be a normal, functional member of society, despite having the knowledge and ability to. He doesn't want an official diagnosis because then he'd have to follow through with therapy and addressing his poor behavior. He would rather be in a constant state of misery than put in an iota of effort. None of his "misfortunes" are due to the cognitive disability, they're due to his conscious choices.

I suppose it's at least a positive nod to his acting ability- I'd honestly believed he was simply untreated, un-therapy'd and because autistic males can get physically violent very easily, his mom hadn't been able to push him like my parents had me. I believed he was just autisming his way through life and needed some guidance.

No longer. I'm completely disgusted with him. I'm completely disgusted with myself for falling for his bullshit. I'm truly sorry, everyone in this thread who I subjected my own autism to. Really.

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Glad to get some more information about "can you stop" girl. Unfortunately we'll probably never know why the hell she thought it was a good idea to break down like that in the middle of a Zelda run of all places.

Attention.

MSF/DWB has become a political organization that works with human traffickers to ferry illegal African migrants into Europe. They're actually worse than PCF, which at least admits they don't do shit. Most people donating to MSF have no idea about this, and think they're just helping poor blacks and Arabs get medical care.

The only MSF i like is the one that went nuclear because it was ran by a charismatic madman. Then again every charitable organization does shady things the only funny thing is MSF is also the name of a merc agency that went nucleur and got wiped out because of it.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

So much sperging in this thread the last 3 pages. Jesus Christ.

 

[DennisReynolds]

So much sperging in this thread the last 3 pages. Jesus Christ.

Yeah it kinda went to shit after the bountiful milk we were just provided. We have a thread for speedrunner sperging if you guys wanna hop over there.

@FanaticDreamer (and anyone in his discord) has Adam realized you posted here and said anything yet? Any more funny stories you care to share? I appreciate you coming here and breathing some life to this thread.
Also, I'd really like to see a Frank Hassle crossover a la Boogie1488

 

[Kurgan]

It sucks that his life had to turn out this way.

While he may or may not have deserved it -- a lot of guys out there are just simply sick of this clown world and take it out on other people.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It sucks that his life had to turn out this way.

While he may or may not have deserved it -- a lot of guys out there are just simply sick of this clown world and take it out on other people.

Chibi is just another in a long line of examples --many of whom are documented on this site-- of why a consistent father figure is so crucial in a boy/man's life.

I've no doubt Chibi's mom tried her best to honour his dad's wishes but she was never gonna be able to give him the kick up the ass a father would; it's her I feel sorry for more than Adam.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

It sucks that his life had to turn out this way.

While he may or may not have deserved it -- a lot of guys out there are just simply sick of this clown world and take it out on other people.

Let's get one thing straight, Adam is not like other guys. He is in his own little world where he's some kind of speedrunning entrepreneur in the making and he's had to fight his way up despite his humble beginnings

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It sucks that his life had to turn out this way.

No, it doesn't, since all of this is made of his poor choices and attention-whoring.

a lot of guys out there are just simply sick of this clown world

Yeah, tell me again how Chibinator, who made up sexual assault allegations for clout, is sick of this clown world.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Since there's a lull in the thread, I'll dump some stuff I collected a while back. We all know Chibi religiously simps for e-thots on twitter. Well, I managed to find him creeping in one of their discords and uncovered some gems.

The discord in question was that of “DelightDaniTV”.

https://twitter.com/DelightDaniTV

Dani 🌸 (@DelightDaniTV) | Twitter

archived 27 Sep 2021 15:23:40 UTC

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She's not very notable beyond her role as an object of desire for our special boy. Obviously, Chibi treats this girl like a personal friend and hounds her constantly.

Spoiler: Making her earn those simp dollars

Mining for personal details like a patient stalker:

I'd love to know what was in that DM.

She's not your friend, Chibi, leave her alone.

The irony.

The pièce de résistance of this collection, however, is New Year's Day 2020, wherein the Chibster gets smashed and starts creeping on Dani hard.

Spoiler: Sad

Spoiler: Full Images

Spoiler: Misc Amusing Bits

Chibi the streaming expert:

Chibi the job expert:

 

[winterfag]

Damn, Chibi has brought the cringe in so many ways in the past but this was particularly painful to sit through. I feel like most paypig simps at least acknowledge their thirst posts aren't going anywhere and it's more of a findom thing. These messages are pretty old but he was still plenty old enough to know better. But his defining trait is being an attention whore on the internet so I can't say any of this surprises me

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Since there's a lull in the thread, I'll dump some stuff I collected a while back. We all know Chibi religiously simps for e-thots on twitter. Well, I managed to find him creeping in one of their discords and uncovered some gems.

The discord in question was that of “DelightDaniTV”.

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https://twitter.com/DelightDaniTV

Dani 🌸 (@DelightDaniTV) | Twitter

archived 27 Sep 2021 15:23:40 UTC

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She's not very notable beyond her role as an object of desire for our special boy. Obviously, Chibi treats this girl like a personal friend and hounds her constantly.

Spoiler: Making her earn those simp dollars

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Mining for personal details like a patient stalker:
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I'd love to know what was in that DM.

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She's not your friend, Chibi, leave her alone.

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The irony.

The pièce de résistance of this collection, however, is New Year's Day 2020, wherein the Chibster gets smashed and starts creeping on Dani hard.

Spoiler: Sad

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Spoiler: Full Images

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Spoiler: Misc Amusing Bits

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Chibi the streaming expert:
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Chibi the job expert:
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Ah yes, the "totally bisexual, guys, seriously" chibi, at it again. It's nice to know he doesn't just act like he's "mates" with e-thots on Twitter but stalks them on Discord as well. Someone needs to do some autistic reconnaissance and find his posts on the servers of other e-thots he's simped for on Twitter

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Ah yes, the "totally bisexual, guys, seriously" chibi, at it again. It's nice to know he doesn't just act like he's "mates" with e-thots on Twitter but stalks them on Discord as well. Someone needs to do some autistic reconnaissance and find his posts on the servers of other e-thots he's simped for on Twitter

I've checked a number of them but that was the only one I found him in so far.