DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sup3r]

Wanna throw out a question about Positive Gamer .
Is this a troll account or a DSP sock?

Someone on Reddit (I know but please indulge me) mentioned that PG always engages with DSP within minutes, even for a troll that would seem a bit to tismy.

I'd guess troll. Phil's ego means that he wouldn't act as anyone other than himself. If Phil were to use socks, he would've been caught by now. He's that prone to fucking up.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Needs be said, with the money he dumps in WWE he could have a proper great trip to Japan, which they both want to visit.

Goes to show he looks at Katherine as his mum, or as a really obese trophy, and Katherine is just there because she wanted a simple and easy life. Really not a relationship to be proud of or want.

Forget even Japan, Phil has us believe that he can't even afford to take Khet to a trip to the Seattle Zoo, something he can finance with just one stream's worth of tips. Imagine having your finances be so annihilated through having multiple addictions that you can't finance a date the average teenager working part time at a fast food joint could easily finance.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Name one time fucking with him gave us any good salt

nigel chasing him out of the WWE clans.

planned copyright strikes where he deleted half his videos.

the WoW incident.

chat bullying kat resulting in the halloween rant.

now you may argue "none of those were in real life so they don't count".

they were still direct actions taken against the fat boy that resulted in a meltdown.

i hate this autistic argument about how no one should ever fuck with phil.

 

[der rademacher]

I dare Phil to make a simple twitter poll:

"Are you a fan of mine?"
- Yes
- No


In case it isn't obvious, the results would be something like: Yes - 22, No - 353.

A lot of people have contacted me behind the scenes and told me that my question was too diffuse, so they thought I was refering to minecraft. When questioned, they agreed that I am their favorite streamer and that they like my raw and honest content. So... the real results would be Yes - 371 No - 4 whereas the 4 Noes came from some kiwifarts detractors that have been banned now. Sound good? Then let's get to the explanation of our new tips goal now....

 

[Door Dash Junkie]

Would it break TOS if Phil had to eat a massive dildo when this thread reaches 10k pages? Sounds like a perfect way to commemorate it.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I'd guess troll. Phil's ego means that he wouldn't act as anyone other than himself. If Phil were to use socks, he would've been caught by now. He's that prone to fucking up.

That makes a lot of sense.

That account follows Boogie, Wings, The Quartering (before it followed Phil) and a few troll accounts, so probably not.

So a troll that follows a lot of lolcows,ok.

Thanks to both of you for indulging my stupid question.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[MAWBD]

Another long timer is waking up from pignosis (also, shockingly, thread is still up).

 

[capefear56]

Yesterday superchats.

$160+ dollars that he refuses to acknowledge towards the tips goal...

 

[der rademacher]

What if Phil were Phillipa?
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Wouldn't matter as he'd still be dickless.

 

[IHateMyJob]

nigel chasing him out of the WWE clans.

planned copyright strikes where he deleted half his videos.

the WoW incident.

chat bullying kat resulting in the halloween rant.

now you may argue "none of those were in real life so they don't count".

they were still direct actions taken against the fat boy that resulted in a meltdown.

i hate this autistic argument about how no one should ever fuck with phil.

God Damn the WoW incident was the best ever!. But let us not forget last years Halloween marathon playthrough of Team Fortress 2 and all the frying pan snippers. *bong, bong, bong, bong*

 

[Sup3r]

Another long timer is waking up from pignosis (also, shockingly, thread is still up).

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The thread is hidden away in the other tab compared to every other thread like it in general.

The forum members (barring the tumblemod) nowadays are a lot more critical of piggy than days of old. Largely due to piggy barely being there anymore to put a stop to it. None of the whales make an appearance on the forums as well, so only the cuck of a mod is there to push Phil's narrative and he is absolutely shit at it.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Gameplay start stream status:

Total tip: $16

Top tip: Six72 ($6.72)

Members: 290

Viewers: 248

Phil talking about how hard it is to shave his patchy beard

Eternal Napalm went broke on home renovation issues

Chat is bored and no one cared about the game, when SnowKarl is not here

 

[CT 05]

nigel chasing him out of the WWE clans.

I loved that chapter so much, especially the one guild that said he had a very open wallet haha

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I do find it quite odd that we don't have any wild sightings of Phil or Katherine. They seem to be out and about on his day off, and we know where Katherine pretends to work. You would think with how Phil claims he has this army of people fucking with him daily, we would have some real life incidents to back it up but we have fuck all.

Indeed, which is why I doubt Phil goes outside except for very necessary things (hair dye, yearly doctor visit). That may be ruined now that we know Phil goes to Twirls n' Curls or whatever.

There's no chance that we wouldn't have at least a picture or two of Phil sightings from ne'erdowell mentally ill losahs.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I know the bank document leak is damning but fuck his KoH fans are retarded. This hasn’t been a secret since the vest streak, and it’s been even less of something where you need to put two and two together this year.
Phil makes $12,000 a month. The Tips are right there for you to add.
Phil is not poor.

 

[FormerPro]

I dare Phil to make a simple twitter poll:

"Are you a fan of mine?"
- Yes
- No


In case it isn't obvious, the results would be something like: Yes - 22, No - 353.

And all those interaction stats he is so fond of mean is that he has far, far more people there to point and laugh at him rather than to "like" his tweets and engage with him.

This is literally the only way he's ever going to achieve his dream of another truly "viral" tweet.

What a pre-stream it would be the day after this poll

Are you a fan of me:

Yes- 244
No- 306,577

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Isn't it funny when he says shit like: "I'm very frustrated right now." or "I'm very confused".

You don't have to say that you are those things. Just be those things and people watching will be able to tell.

Fucking autistic idiot.

 

[Sup3r]

I know the bank document leak is damning but fuck his KoH fans are retarded. This hasn’t been a secret since the vest streak, and it’s been even less of something where you need to put two and two together this year.
Phil makes $12,000 a month. The Tips are right there for you to add.
Phil is not poor.

Prior to the leaks they had plausible deniability. Even though you could count how much he made, you couldn't prove how much he spent where. The leaks removed that deniability and it shows.

The forums for years were directly under Phil's thumb. But Phil is hardly there now and that cuck of a mod is only interested in silencing talk of us. The people on the forum haven't had the same figurative pummeling that the whales get and have had a chance to think without being silenced.

 

[Brother Wind]

nigel chasing him out of the WWE clans.

planned copyright strikes where he deleted half his videos.

the WoW incident.

chat bullying kat resulting in the halloween rant.

now you may argue "none of those were in real life so they don't count".

they were still direct actions taken against the fat boy that resulted in a meltdown.

i hate this autistic argument about how no one should ever fuck with phil.

No no those count. Well im still weird on the Kat thing. And not aware that those copyright strikes werent "his" doing.