Do girls like it in the butt? - If so, how many?

[mister meaner]

How do I get a girlfriend who wants to do butt stuff?

 

[mister meaner]

How many more mediocre threads are you going to start so you can feel relevant in this world?

Say what you what but I thought the results of this thread were pretty funny

 

[Billy Beer]

Cope and sneed, pee boy.

Oh yeah, real cope. Whatever shall I do about these women who i'm banging up the arse. Woah is me.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I like buttcheeks but not buttholes (shit comes out of mine)

Do girls even poop?

 

[Mr Bunny]

I like buttcheeks but not buttholes (shit comes out of mine)

Do girls even poop?

Yes, they poop, but they don't pee, no dick you see.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Yes, they poop, but they don't pee, no dick you see.

Aaaah I see, how do some smell like pish though? Does the pee come out the bum too? Like a cloaca?

 

[Mr Bunny]

Aaaah I see, how do some smell like pish though? Does the pee come out the bum too? Like a cloaca?

Yup from the butt, think of it as sewer leakage.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Oh yeah, real cope. Whatever shall I do about these women who i'm banging up the arse. Woah is me.

>get poopy dick
>get pee on your torso and bed
>still not procreating

 

[Billy Beer]

>get poop on your dick
>get pee on your torso and bed
>still not procreating

Wear a johnny
Missed out the bit where I get it on my face when I'm munching vaj
you say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Wear a johnny
Missed out the bit where I get it on my face when I'm munching vaj
you say that like it's a bad thing.

>wear a condom while doing the thing that's meant to obviate condoms to prevent poopy dick
>become a human urinal like your favorite Japanese cartoons
>perform autocuckoldry

 

[Billy Beer]

>wear a condom while doing the thing that's meant to obviate condoms to prevent poopy dick
>become a human urinal like your favorite Japanese cartoons
>perform autocuckoldry

Use a condomed finger to to scoop out the shit before wang-insertion
Not a fag who watches japanese fag shit, too busy finger blasting women to squirt
"every sperm is sacred" was a parody by Monty Python, not a rule for life.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Does the dick cheese and shit mix when you do anal? If so does it look like a soggy chocolate chip cookie?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Use a condomed finger to to scoop out the shit before wang-insertion
Not a fag who watches japanese fag shit, too busy finger blasting women to squirt
"every sperm is sacred" was a parody by Monty Python, not a rule for life.

>pozload my neghole poo after rethinking redundantly wearing dick glove to avoid poopy dick
>get urinated on like a toilet, be proud of this
>not have impregnation fetish

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Every woman who says she likes butt stuff is an abject liar.

You don't even need to experience it-- you just need to think about the prospect of having a hard shit that repeatedly goes in and out of you for ~5 minutes straight. Would you enjoy that?

Gay men do it because it's all they can do. I doubt even they like it.

You're a self-admitted virgin, and a man. I don't think you have any authority to say what women do, or do not like during sex.

 

[Billy Beer]

Does the dick cheese and shit mix when you do anal? If so does it look like a soggy chocolate chip cookie?

It looks and smells like an off, over-cooked camembert-stuffed hamburger

 

[Billy Beer]

>pozload my neghole poo after rethinking redundantly wearing dick glove to avoid poopy dick
>get urinated on like a toilet, be proud of this
>not have impregnation fetish

Lick fingers clean like I'm slupring off the last bits of a KFC mega-bucket
Not be a virgin who is scared of lady parts
Getting women pregnant is for fags

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You're a self-admitted virgin, and a man.

I'm not a priest or any kind of licensed counselor, so I can't help you work through the shame of wasting your first time because you had malformed ideas about sex. I suggest going to one or both of those instead of taking your anger out on someone who likely won't make the same mistake you did.

I don't think you have any authority to say what women do, or do not like during sex.

You thought wrong.

...unless women like having hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

...despite complaining about having hemorrhoids and anal fissures from anal sex.

Lick fingers clean like I'm slupring off the last bits of a KFC mega-bucket
Not be a virgin who is scared of lady parts
Getting women pregnant is for fags

<EAT DA POO POO
>have a watersports fetish instead of an impregnation fetish
>...potentially have a point but also still be known to be too severely blinded by own faggotry re: poopy butt sex to credibly make a claim about the faggotry of others
>"first take the log out of your own eye"

 

[Billy Beer]

I'm not a priest or any kind of licensed counselor, so I can't help you work through the shame of wasting your first time because you had malformed ideas about sex. I suggest going to one or both of those instead of taking your anger out on someone who likely won't make the same mistake you did.


You thought wrong.

...unless women like having hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

...despite complaining about having hemorrhoids and anal fissures from anal sex.


<EAT DA POO POO
>have a watersports fetish instead of an impregnation fetish
>...potentially have a point but also still be known to be too severely blinded by own faggotry re: poopy butt sex to credibly make a claim about the faggotry of others
>"first take the log out of your own eye"

Be a literal virgin
Not understand sex
Try telling people who enjoy sex they shouldn't enjoy sex

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Be a literal virgin
Not understand sex
Try telling people who enjoy sex they shouldn't enjoy sex

>confuse chastity with lack of experience in relationships and physical intimacy
>accuse someone of not understanding sex while vigorously defending putting penis in poop chute
>accuse someone of not understanding sex while pretending you're not guzzling another person's urine

 

[Mr Bunny]

Sweet, Eostre, just fuck eachother already.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Sweet, Eostre, just fuck eachother already.

You can't make me have sex!