US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Blackhole]

>Be me
>date a chick from College Point, Queens
>take the subway to go to NYC
>subway quickly get's crowded as fuck, which makes the air thick
>in the middle of the trip, a black man with no legs hops into your car from the other car behind you while carrying a tin can of change
>immediately thinks "HOLY SHIT WTF AM I SEEING RIGHT NOW?!?!"
>Black legless man bangs can on floor for a few minutes, then hops over to the other car on the other side

Only in New York City can niggers embrace their true spiritual chimpdom.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

all open job vaccancies nationwide are soon filled by Hispanics and Haitians

There's a bit of a problem with that plan.

For anyone wondering where NYC is expected to get all this money from regarding paying these new "medics", the fact that they upped the price on tolls from $9 to $35 the most for anyone going into the city might be part of that. (Archive: https://archive.md/IAPjd )

Why would anybody pay to go into NYC?

 

[Collections Agent]

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There's about... let's say, 15,000 to 20,000 total National Guardsmen in New York. Obviously you can't de-facto disband every unit of it and force all the personnel in it to go work in the hospitals, and then you have to take out the non 'medically trained' Guardsmen, so the manpower available is rather lower. How many nurses and hospital employees are going to be fired tonight? I'm not sure if the numbers will add up for this to work.

It's a good thing they don't use National Guard on useless stuff, like months long riots that destroy countless lives. The vaccine to an illness with a 1% fatality rate is more important.

 

[Salubrious]

New York City keeps making friends all over the place, I see.

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You WILL own nothing (not even a car) and be happy, pleb.

I mean, if the goal is to continue to drive people out of NYC even faster, it's a great idea.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Why would anybody pay to go into NYC?

Believe it or not there are businesses on Long Island that do work with clients and/or other businesses in NYC. Sometimes, if you're unlucky enough, you'll have to go into the city to do what you need to do and then drive back to long island, which could take like half or most of the fucking day to get shit done with all that traffic.

This includes working for an IME (Independent Medical Examiner) company to acquire medical records from a doctor's office when delivery isn't an option for whatever fucking reason. Or if the company you work for happens to have multiple branches in the 5 burrows and needs assistance with IT issues that can't be handled remotely.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

You clearly have never worked for any kind of a corporate run store. Most of them tell the employees in explicit detail that if this kind of thing happens, they are under no circumstances to engage the shoplifters. The store does not cover employees who get injured trying to take the law into their own hands.

On top of it, this kind of situation has become so litigious and in favor of the shoplifters that most of the stores just want them to steal the shit and get out because no one wants the bad publicity of having been the one to call the cops on black people. Have you not been paying attention the past two years?

My friend was a security guard in Target. He was told he was allowed to confront shoplifters but if they run, he is not to chase them. And if they clear the front doors and make it to the parking lot, then they're homefree. He is not allowed to confront and detain any shoplifter who makes it out the front door.

See, I've always wondered if security guard is the best or the worst job. It's the worst job because no one respects you and you have no authority. On the other hand, it's a job where incompetence is not punished. If anything, any show of competence is grounds to get fired.

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

They grasp it, they're just too polite or "principled" as they call it to utilize it. Even though Trump utilized it somewhat.

Conservatives then tended be very religious and held themselves to tenants of Christianity (haha bear with me). They believed in a higher power that they had to try and stay accountable to. Liberals however tended not to be, and are pretty much the same now. They had no morals or principals to hold them back from lying, deceit, and other forms of scummery. That's the best example of 'Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules' I could think of.

Exhaust your opponent by putting his back against the wall of his own beliefs. While he'll hesitate to lie about you, to undermine you, or to do anything that you are already doing to him. He's playing by a ruleset that you don't acknowledge. And don't worry, if they do lash out, you can just cry out in pain as you strike him back.

First got exposed to Saul at Occupy Wall Street in NYC. There were women going around crying in agony and misery once police came to shut down their marching or protesting. You probably know by know it's all theatre. So much of protesting is nothing but theater, and it all has roots in that book. They used it all as sympathy to get donation money and other resources.

What the police could've done was beat the absolute shit out of them, but when they cry and scream brutality, it seems to put people in their corner somehow. That imagery is also why cops in the US are scared to even do their jobs in a lot of places. The thought of what could happen to them is terrifying. Power isn't what you have, but what your enemy thinks you have.

Also, conservatives pundits and leaders now seem to be on the payrolls of donors. Donors that endorse mass immigration and globohomo stuff, so that seems to effectively neutralized. I guess they like being punching bags as long as the gravy train keeps rolling in.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Why would anybody pay to go into NYC?

All of the truly great cities charge a fee to enter and sometimes even to leave. Like uh, San Francisco.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

See, I've always wondered if security guard is the best or the worst job. It's the worst job because no one respects you and you have no authority. On the other hand, it's a job where incompetence is not punished. If anything, any show of competence is grounds to get fired.

Now that calling the police is considered to be vigilantism according to the Rittenhouse prosecutor, soon security won't even have to call anyone when people break the law.

Just stand there with a first aid kit and DON'T CALL ANYBODY

 

[ForgedBlades]

lmfao

 

[celebrityskin]

60 minutes is running a special on Liz Cheney and I wonder why. Full interview is on YouTube but I don't want to look at that ugly cunts face. Seems like at least Bill Hicks was right that the media is proven to be on the side of "not you". At least the comments give hope.

I wonder if these dinosaurs at CBS think beyond their retarded shitlib viewership that people forgot the Bush era.

What are the remaining Bush people trying to achieve now? I really don't understand it.

They're just like the Blue Dog Dems and there's a reason why so few of them are around anymore. It’s a lost cause.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Now that calling the police is considered to be vigilantism according to the Rittenhouse prosecutor, soon security won't even have to call anyone when people break the law.

Just stand there with a first aid kit and DON'T CALL ANYBODY

It also means if your job is to just stand there and watch vibrant urban culture express itself it's unlikely to continue to exist for much longer.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

lmfao

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Just the business school? Is this the business variant?

 

[Salubrious]

Speaking of Crazy Bitch Hochul:
1) Vaccines are from God
2) We need to vaccinate so we can move on to curing systemic racism.

 

[celebrityskin]

lmfao

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I really do feel sorry for the people in their late teens/early 20s. Imagine your college years being nothing more than expensive Open University because your ridiculously overpaid professors care more about "being safe".

 

[silverstacks]

Please clot clap!

 

[PeacefulViewer]

Believe it or not there are businesses on Long Island that do work with clients and/or other businesses in NYC. Sometimes, if you're unlucky enough, you'll have to go into the city to do what you need to do and then drive back to long island, which could take like half or most of the fucking day to get shit done with all that traffic.

This includes working for an IME (Independent Medical Examiner) company to acquire medical records from a doctor's office when delivery isn't an option for whatever fucking reason. Or if the company you work for happens to have multiple branches in the 5 burrows and needs assistance with IT issues that can't be handled remotely.

It's going to get very interesting in my job as well. As a paralegal with many medical malpractice cases with NYC Health & Hospitals Corporation and employment facilities, I wonder how many "accidents" are going to happen due to short staff and "accidents" happening to staff on the job before they are let go. Ambulance calls are going to become a disaster as well.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Speaking of Crazy Bitch Hochul:
1) Vaccines are from God
2) We need to vaccinate so we can move on to curing systemic racism.

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Never in my life would i ever imagine the crazy religious part of the right and the crazy "progressiveness" of the left combine into one psychotic being.

 

[Blackhole]

Never in my life would i ever imagine the crazy religious part of the right and the crazy "progressiveness" of the left combine into one psychotic being.

Praise be Saint Fauci and the Holy Vaccine!

 

[GuntPunt]

There's a bit of a problem with that plan.

Why would anybody pay to go into NYC?

Even with how mismanaged NYC is, there are some things to see there, like Starry Night, the Statue of Liberty, 9/11 Memorial, ect. Like anything in NYC, you gotta pay to play and you can't go around certain places.

It's ok to experience once but dogshit to live in, especially post 2019.